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METRIC CONVERSIONS
March 15 2016
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teegee
9 years ago
The beauty of metrication (Australia 1972), is everything sounds sooooo much bigger, two and a half times in fact!
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Organised an mmf (bi) last sunday. Profile said 8-9 inch thick and bi curious. The young stud oroudly announces that we should brace ourselves, he's well hung...... Got our minds working overtime with that thought. Turns up. Nah....dont receive anal, dont suck cock, dont taste cum, nah dont kiss guys. And has a 6 inch average cock. Must have got confused. Think he was a carpenter and got confused and is still curious about bi fold doors and how to hang em. Last time he tried he got his tape neasure caught and broke 3 inches of the end. Then blew his load and before he'd even finished his 1 stubby, asks if he can have a shower. Surely there are guys out there that can read a tape measure and knows what bi means? If there is, you would be in demand. World would be your oyster. Next time the guy is gonna suck cock before her clothes come off.....
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
The bullshit you guys come up with to get a fuck........ Shit.....this not the venting thread?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Holy shit, why did he bother at all? That sucks, which is more than what he did by the sound of it I haven't had any problems for a while but many many moons ago, yes, had a few guys seriously overestimate the size, so much so that I never hooked up again without pictures or vids so I could see for myself. One guy said he was, can't remember exactly, but average 6-7 inches from memory, centimetres would have been more accurate. The look on my face when his pants came off must have been priceless lol
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Service_man
9 years ago
I wonder where some of "studs' are measuring the length from and whether they are anchoring the front clip from the annus. Id worry if i had a 9" dick (that a couple of women on this site are asking for) just in case I had an erection and the blood drained out of the rest of my body -and Id faint
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Smilingwithfun
9 years ago
Ever give my size in millimetres, shit it sounds big.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Leon888' I wonder where some of "studs' are measuring the length from and whether they are anchoring the front clip from the annus. Id worry if i had a 9" dick (that a couple of women on this site are asking for) just in case I had an erection and the blood drained out of the rest of my body -and Id faint Yeah, I wonder too, they do exist however, when one guy sent through his first dick pictures by text, the blood drained from my head, it was huge, I'd never seen anything like it. Scared the bloody bejesus out of me, so much so I nearly didn't go ahead meeting him. Did in the end and glad I did because there was so much more to him, other than his enormous penis lol and a few guys earlier last year, maybe 3 or 4 who would have been over 8". Other than that, the remainder have been between 5 and 7", which to me, backs up the perceived average size. Obviously, there are plenty more large ones on here I'm sure just I haven't encountered them, or chosen not to for other reasons
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RHP User
9 years ago
I think ask for percentage- that is what's the percentage of your cock height measured from the front (not the anus to tip) vs your standing height. Adds an intelligence test element... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
is your partner OP? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Its better to be surprised than dissapointed Id say. PS dont tell hubby lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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Twoexplorers
9 years ago
Im 6 ft, I live 50 kms from city, my ruler is in cms, yet the site has dicks in inches
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RHP User
9 years ago
I think op, all due respect, the 'rolling around laughing' is a bit over the top. I'll also ask, what size is your partner and do you make it clear to these guys that size matters to you both? I also don't think this will do you any favours, sorry, just a bit of a heads up, who wants to meet someone who might roll around on the floor laughing when they see you naked not me certainly, I'd rather they were looking at me in another way
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RHP User
9 years ago
Brilliant thread Bianca. I feel sorry for your guy Annie. Sounds like he lost 3 inches and his load on arrival. I prefer the honest approach. Expectations maybe lower but at least no one gets hurt. No that a slim 5 (6 at a stretch) is likely to hurt. Lol. Could have an eye out though??? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Organised an mmf (bi) last sunday. Profile said 8-9 inch thick and bi curious. The young stud oroudly announces that we should brace ourselves, he's well hung...... Got our minds working overtime with that thought. Turns up. Nah....dont receive anal, dont suck cock, dont taste cum, nah dont kiss guys. And has a 6 inch average cock. Must have got confused. Think he was a carpenter and got confused and is still curious about bi fold doors and how to hang em. Last time he tried he got his tape neasure caught and broke 3 inches of the end. Then blew his load and before he'd even finished his 1 stubby, asks if he can have a shower. Surely there are guys out there that can read a tape measure and knows what bi means? If there is, you would be in demand. World would be your oyster. Next time the guy is gonna suck cock before her clothes come off..... Hahaha good read! We found out the hard way with guys pretending to be Bi just to get a go at the female.... Now they don't even get to see her naked until they've had cock in the mouth. Sorts them out real quickly ;)
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CompersionCouple
9 years ago
3 years ago when I first got into this lifestyle with my man he introduced me to a friend of his. My man said his friend had a big cock, when I asked how big, I was expecting to hear 8 inches but my man just said its massive. A few days before we had arranged to catch up he sent a pic of his cock. No tape measure required cause he had a 600ml bottle of Gatorade next to his cock & his cock was the same thickness but a bit longer. I couldn't wait to have it. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
So 45 kilos is really 45 stones ?
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RHP User
9 years ago
But if 1966 to 2016 is 40 years, no wonder we have issues with getting inches to centimetres wrong. Mind you, I guess that does explain some of the supposed ages of people on here. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'sorguywa' But if 1966 to 2016 is 40 years, no wonder we have issues with getting inches to centimetres wrong. Mind you, I guess that does explain some of the supposed ages of people on here. - Posted from rhpmobile Plenty lie about their age. I let my eyes be the guide to how old someone is, so if they happen to look years younger, they're in luck lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting '50wetfigs' So 45 kilos is really 45 stones ? that would be 'stone' not 'stones' showing my age lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
I think that Australians (like myself) tend to go for the easiest option and often imperial is shorter. For example: 60cm. Firstly, I don't know why we teach kids centimetres. The stardard units are in 1000s. Mega = 1000x1000 units Kilo = 1000 units Unit (grams, metres, litres, etc) Milli = 1/1000 units Micro = 1/1000 x1/1000 units. If you are going to throw in something obscure like centi = 1/100..then why not use deci = 1/10..and say 6 decimetres instead of 60cm. (Sorry, I will take my Engineers hat off now and get back on track) Spoken...60cm is: Sixty centimetres, (school kids) Six hundred millimetres (standard) Point six metres (typically rather than start with "point", you go to the next lowest unit) Or Two foot. Another easy example: The humble 6x4 box trailer. 6X4 feet. Six by four feet. In metric it becomes... 1.8 x1.2 metre. One point two by one point eight metres. And right back on topic... 6" = Six inch Becomes.. 150mm One hundred and fifty millimetre. Just finishing on the stone vs stones posts... I think that it is again our desire to make things shorter that arrives at that. We are too lazy to acknowledge the plural so we drop it off. 6 inches is correct, not 6 inch. Oh gawd...there I go again with the lessons. Enough!!! Time to find somewhere to put my one hundred and fifty to one hundred and sixty five millimetre cock.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I am reminded of an old joke.... Why can't women judge distances? Because guys are always saying "This is 8 inches baby". LOL
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' I think that Australians (like myself) tend to go for the easiest option and often imperial is shorter. For example: 60cm. Firstly, I don't know why we teach kids centimetres. The stardard units are in 1000s. Mega = 1000x1000 units Kilo = 1000 units Unit (grams, metres, litres, etc) Milli = 1/1000 units Micro = 1/1000 x1/1000 units. If you are going to throw in something obscure like centi = 1/100..then why not use deci = 1/10..and say 6 decimetres instead of 60cm. (Sorry, I will take my Engineers hat off now and get back on track) Spoken...60cm is: Sixty centimetres, (school kids) Six hundred millimetres (standard) Point six metres (typically rather than start with "point", you go to the next lowest unit) Or Two foot. Another easy example: The humble 6x4 box trailer. 6X4 feet. Six by four feet. In metric it becomes... 1.8 x1.2 metre. One point two by one point eight metres. And right back on topic... 6" = Six inch Becomes.. 150mm One hundred and fifty millimetre. Just finishing on the stone vs stones posts... I think that it is again our desire to make things shorter that arrives at that. We are too lazy to acknowledge the plural so we drop it off. 6 inches is correct, not 6 inch. Oh gawd...there I go again with the lessons. Enough!!! Time to find somewhere to put my one hundred and fifty to one hundred and sixty five millimetre cock. Only an engineer would write a post like that. Don't get me started on the engineer jokes they're my favourite
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RHP User
9 years ago
How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him/her to a chair and refold a road map the wrong way And you know you're an engineer if.............. 1.) you stare at an orange juice container because it says concentrate 2.) you know the direction the water swirls when you flush 3.) you still own a slide rule and know how to use it 4.) you think people around you yawn because they didn't get enough sleep 5.) you can't wait for Christmas so you can put the kid's toys together 6.) you have no life and can prove it mathematically *see snag's last post lol* so many more BUT consider this, in their favour, they design and build larger erections Waaaaaay off topic, sorry op
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RHP User
9 years ago
I think the reason for imperial measurements when we're talking height/length is because it is easier to gauge. Metres are a bit big for "human scale" you're not likely to be exactly 2 metres tall, but feet and inches are more easily guessed measurements and the increments being bigger than centimetres makes it easier to estimate the amount. If someone is a head shorter than you (or taller) that's going to be about one foot - and once you've got that it's only a small number of large increments to the next amount.
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' I think that Australians (like myself) tend to go for the easiest option and often imperial is shorter. For example: 60cm. Firstly, I don't know why we teach kids centimetres. The stardard units are in 1000s. Mega = 1000x1000 units Kilo = 1000 units Unit (grams, metres, litres, etc) Milli = 1/1000 units Micro = 1/1000 x1/1000 units. If you are going to throw in something obscure like centi = 1/100..then why not use deci = 1/10..and say 6 decimetres instead of 60cm. (Sorry, I will take my Engineers hat off now and get back on track) Spoken...60cm is: Sixty centimetres, (school kids) Six hundred millimetres (standard) Point six metres (typically rather than start with "point", you go to the next lowest unit) Or Two foot. Another easy example: The humble 6x4 box trailer. 6X4 feet. Six by four feet. In metric it becomes... 1.8 x1.2 metre. One point two by one point eight metres. And right back on topic... 6" = Six inch Becomes.. 150mm One hundred and fifty millimetre. Just finishing on the stone vs stones posts... I think that it is again our desire to make things shorter that arrives at that. We are too lazy to acknowledge the plural so we drop it off. 6 inches is correct, not 6 inch. Oh gawd...there I go again with the lessons. Enough!!! Time to find somewhere to put my one hundred and fifty to one hundred and sixty five millimetre cock. cm negates the need for double 00 precision mm scaling a metre or decimals of 1M Over a metre I only use mm where cm isn't enough precision like 4525 mm long, not 452.5cm or 4.525 M again avoiding mixing in decimals.If its 4520mm I still use mm but if its 4500 mm I jump to cm and drop the double 00's cm is also handy for crate sizes and such to avoid decimals but not have 00's on evert dimension.It might be 4 metre by 1.4 metre, again to avoid decimals on shipping notes, using 40 cm x 14 cm, and not using 4000 and 1400 with many useless zeros.A row of zeros if not easily ready as a sequence of none zero numbers or with 1 or 2 zeros. Mixing decimals and non decimals makes for mistakes in reading CAD sheets on the floor building parts .So in short cm is good for reading multiple dimensions of metres long or short and doesn't mix scales on similar planes in drawings that can be mix ready when printed out and sitting on a machine bench. IMEAnd then there is cubic cm, same as above really.Sit it works to that end in industry use. Other simple reason why cm prevailed is that cm is not to far off an inch and a yard not far off a metre, where a decimetre is not close to an inch, foot or yard.A bit of throw back. As for imperial IMO, best thing to do is just forget it and never try to convert it to metric.Why use nonsense scales and fractions to obfuscate the simplicity of metric.Start with metric and just burn the conversion tables unless you travel.I started with imperial as an apprentice and went through metric and used both long enough to know imperial is just a waste of time. I suspect one reason why imperial still applies to bodies parts is due to clothing sizes that I'm guessing have some relation to imperial measurements.And / or, tailors still use inch tape measures.So if a man was buying some snappy tailored boxer shorts then perhaps appendage size for men is useful to the tailor to make allowances for it to avoid choking the chicken or twisting a ball when you sit.
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
Read"It might be 4 metre by 1.4 metre, again to avoid decimals on shipping notes, using 400 cm x 140 cm, and not using 4000 mm and 1400 mm with many useless zeros."
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RHP User
9 years ago
I still used feet and inches for height, but metric for everything else, with the exception of endowment of course, but if you told me you were 185 cm, I don't feel like I have anything to compare it to, it means nothing, where the old 6 foot or whatever, is familiar and comparable, for me at least, easily get a visual without having to overthink it
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RHP User
9 years ago
Thank you. Confession. First I read touch's engineer jokes and had a good laugh because a lot were actually spot on. (Guilty as charged). Then I read though your post. While I completed appreciate what you are saying, I was having a big chuckle, because you presented me with a road map folded the wrong way referring to centimeters dropping 00. They only drop 0. I was laughing myself for struggling with feeling compelled to make the correction, but trying to refrain because it is exactly what touch was joking about. Glad you made the correction for me. PS: Don't tell touch or she will piss herself laughing at my expense. LOL - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' Thank you. Confession. First I read touch's engineer jokes and had a good laugh because a lot were actually spot on. (Guilty as charged). Then I read though your post. While I completed appreciate what you are saying, I was having a big chuckle, because you presented me with a road map folded the wrong way referring to centimeters dropping 00. They only drop 0. I was laughing myself for struggling with feeling compelled to make the correction, but trying to refrain because it is exactly what touch was joking about. Glad you made the correction for me. PS: Don't tell touch or she will piss herself laughing at my expense. LOL - Posted from rhpmobile already am gold
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TallBaldSexy
9 years ago
i could not drag my eyes away from your sexxxxyyy profile picture 1 inch oooops 25.40mm to the right to read your OP....ooopsies
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' Thank you. Confession. First I read touch's engineer jokes and had a good laugh because a lot were actually spot on. (Guilty as charged). Then I read though your post. While I completed appreciate what you are saying, I was having a big chuckle, because you presented me with a road map folded the wrong way referring to centimeters dropping 00. They only drop 0. I was laughing myself for struggling with feeling compelled to make the correction, but trying to refrain because it is exactly what touch was joking about. Glad you made the correction for me. PS: Don't tell touch or she will piss herself laughing at my expense. LOL - Posted from rhpmobile No I mean by loosing the 00 when using 4 digit mm for metresWhere there is 00 you loose the 00, (leaving only one one 0)Obviously you don't loose all 0's
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
If you are working to nearest cm in metres for the purpose of clarity you don't want to use 00 or 000.Just one 0 does if working in nearest cm
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RHP User
9 years ago
engineer's favourite position - square root of pi (pie ) to achieve this, you need approximately 1.77245385091 engineers for dp. Now watch them get their calculators out and scratch their heads Don't forget to take into account the distance between the pussy and arse (my technical terms lol) - A study gave these results - Twenty volunteers were enrolled in the study. The space between the posterior wall of the vagina and the anterior wall of the rectum was measured at three levels (upper 1/3, middle, lower 1/3 level of vagina). The results showed that the space from the posterior wall of the vagina to the anterior wall of the rectum at the upper 1/3 level and the middle level was 3.896 ± 0.3617 mm and 4.6575 ± 0.3052 mm, respectively. When the two groups of data were compared, we found the space at the upper 1/3 level was shorter than at the middle level (P < 0.01). Moreover, at the lower 1/3 level the space measured was 10.058 ± 0.4534 mm. The results revealed that the space at the lower 1/3 level was longer than that at the middle level (P < 0.01).And that my friends, is how you get an engineer off any replies from engineers won't be copied and pasted, they'll be typed from scratch lol
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
Just so there is no further confusion about what I mean. "Over a metre I only use mm where cm isn't enough precision like 4525 mm long, not 452.5cm or 4.525 M again avoiding mixing in decimals.If its 4520mm I still use mm but if its 4500 mm I jump to cm and drop the double 00's" Meaning drop multiple instances of 0'sReplace 00 with 0 and use cm, or any multiple 0's(Not subtract 0 or anything) For exampleYou don't use 5000 mm and 2000 mm to express 5 metre and 2 metre, you remove multiple 0's and use metre to make it clearer to read.We don't use 1000000 mm. Likewise, where cm has enough scale its best to drop multiple 0's of mm, and use cm for easier comprehension with a single 0 or no 0. That's the benefit of ten base metric is you can loose the multiple 0's to make it easier to read and still have the same whole numbers just on a new scale. Imperial the number changes with scale changes and no point in it.And with precision when we used thousandths of an inch for everything the string of 0's made it hard to read.So multiple 0's are best avoided and metric solves it retaining the whole number with scale changes to loose multiples 0.
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RHP User
9 years ago
yikes, it's like an orgy of mathematics in here
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Service_man
9 years ago
Have I entered the wrong classroom? See what you started bianca_dd. Maybe RHP should have a virtual measuring device on screen so that erect cock could be measured in real time and entered in mm automatically in profile endowment field. That way no porkies could be told and it could be NATO standard measurment.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him/her to a chair and refold a road map the wrong way And you know you're an engineer if.............. 1.) you stare at an orange juice container because it says concentrate 2.) you know the direction the water swirls when you flush 3.) you still own a slide rule and know how to use it 4.) you think people around you yawn because they didn't get enough sleep 5.) you can't wait for Christmas so you can put the kid's toys together 6.) you have no life and can prove it mathematically *see snag's last post lol* so many more BUT consider this, in their favour, they design and build larger erections Waaaaaay off topic, sorry op 2) aussie toilets don't swirl, but even if they did, the coriolis effect would be so miniscule that it has nothing to do with the direction the water would drain anything causing the water to flow in a slightly asymmetric fashion would cause the vortex to rotate in one direction or another. 3) no slide rules, but I have a manual vernier caliper on my bedside table right now... and a digital in the lounge room (yes, yes I know, form an orderly line there ladies! ;) ) that's the civil engineers, consider those of us who did hydrodynamics - it's all nice n vanilla on the upside, but get below the surface and they know all about getting wet, going down and big hard tubes full of seamen.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him/her to a chair and refold a road map the wrong way And you know you're an engineer if.............. 1.) you stare at an orange juice container because it says concentrate 2.) you know the direction the water swirls when you flush 3.) you still own a slide rule and know how to use it 4.) you think people around you yawn because they didn't get enough sleep 5.) you can't wait for Christmas so you can put the kid's toys together 6.) you have no life and can prove it mathematically *see snag's last post lol* so many more BUT consider this, in their favour, they design and build larger erections Waaaaaay off topic, sorry op 2) aussie toilets don't swirl, but even if they did, the coriolis effect would be so miniscule that it has nothing to do with the direction the water would drain anything causing the water to flow in a slightly asymmetric fashion would cause the vortex to rotate in one direction or another. 3) no slide rules, but I have a manual vernier caliper on my bedside table right now... and a digital in the lounge room (yes, yes I know, form an orderly line there ladies! ;) ) that's the civil engineers, consider those of us who did hydrodynamics - it's all nice n vanilla on the upside, but get below the surface and they know all about getting wet, going down and big hard tubes full of seamen. Keep talking
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RHP User
9 years ago
the manual vernier caliper that did it for me you 'ol smooth talka you
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him/her to a chair and refold a road map the wrong way And you know you're an engineer if.............. 1.) you stare at an orange juice container because it says concentrate 2.) you know the direction the water swirls when you flush 3.) you still own a slide rule and know how to use it 4.) you think people around you yawn because they didn't get enough sleep 5.) you can't wait for Christmas so you can put the kid's toys together 6.) you have no life and can prove it mathematically *see snag's last post lol* so many more BUT consider this, in their favour, they design and build larger erections Waaaaaay off topic, sorry op omg....I love this post....I am sooooo an engineer then :) .:) :) 1. I can only fol road maps the wrong way around. I remember the moment when I was told that people with mental disabilities do this work better than myself...no kidding I fail any folding task if there is a set pattern one should "instictively" figure out :) I take my hat off to those who do the map folding work! 2. I still scruitinize the juice packaging if it says concentrate :) for the % and nutrition info but it does look like I am having a staring contest with the packaging... 3. Yes I know! 4. Not only I have a ruler -and know how to use it- but I have one of those triangle shaped logarithm rulers...and dual bow pen.aaahhhhh 5. Nope - I buy lego and puzzle for myself! No need to wait till Xmas:) 6.Emm....does walking home happy and excited from a shopping trip with a new book on statistics in my bag and actually looking forward to doing some exercises to calculate frequencies and probability on paper mean I have no life??? It is either statistics or chocolate cake :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
I will try to resist temptation of Maths and numbers next time around
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RHP User
9 years ago
I found myself nodding off whilst reading your first two points.....but then - hello! You provided something of substance 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
All we know is that a 69er in metric is 181 hope this helps
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RHP User
9 years ago
Milli, Centi, Deci, Meter, Deca, Hecto, Kilo...... So much easier than the imperial system. But I don't believe it was ever taught well...... and people complicated it. Tradies measure in millimetres - base 1/1000, while if someone is sewing measures fabric in Centimetres. When it comes to liquids we will do better.... we use Milliletres and Litres (but many European bottle will use dL..... Decilitres) and our bills... water is charged in Kilometres, while fuel an oil are charged in Litres, but we seem to get that and know what we are getting. When it comes to weight... we seem to have grasp the grams and Kilograms and know what to expect if someone is 100kg or 110kg or 120kg... we know what a kg of sugar or flour is. We are cool with distance.... knowing what 100 metres is and that 100 kilometres is a going total a nice drive. Confusion when it came to area.... someone decided that we would use Centimetre squared (rather than millimetres) we would use square metres ( for things like tiles and paving, a block of land in the city and the size of a house) square kilometres would be for large areas...like the size of a country, but the someone decided to chuck in the Hectometre.... which we don't used anywhere else. However, the it comes to height.... people didn't convert over well.... I believe because again it was the use of centimetres... and interim measurement that was trying to fin the closes to an inch.... so rather than say some who is 6' was 1.83m... to 1830mm tall.... it was decided to say the were 183cm.. crazy the never said they were 84" tall before. For dick size.... well because we were confuse about the measurement of length.... do we use millimetres and metres or do we use the intermediate measurement of centimetres... Hence we finish up with a bloke being 6'1", weighing 110kg and having an 8" dick Had we have really standardised the system he would have been 1.85m, still weigh 110kg with a dick of 200mm But because we chose to use different aspects of the Metric system.... he was 1.85m, but is now 185cm... he weight didn't change, but is dick would be 20 centimetres I grew up during the conversion and confusion reigned... something happened easier than others, but had we standardised as 1/1000..... 1 and 10,000 it would have made more sense. (mL, mG, mm)..... (L, G, M) ..... (kL, kG, kM) Centi, Deci, and Deca, Hecto should have taken a back seat!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Leon888' Have I entered the wrong classroom? See what you started bianca_dd. Maybe RHP should have a virtual measuring device on screen so that erect cock could be measured in real time and entered in mm automatically in profile endowment field. That way no porkies could be told and it could be NATO standard measurment. we could use the maual vernier caliper but I think this task would need human help, an expert in the field. I think I could be that person lol I think I might have just found my dream job, measuring cocks "How was your day dear?" "fuckin amazing, how was yours?"
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SYDnobarbie' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him/her to a chair and refold a road map the wrong way And you know you're an engineer if.............. 1.) you stare at an orange juice container because it says concentrate 2.) you know the direction the water swirls when you flush 3.) you still own a slide rule and know how to use it 4.) you think people around you yawn because they didn't get enough sleep 5.) you can't wait for Christmas so you can put the kid's toys together 6.) you have no life and can prove it mathematically *see snag's last post lol* so many more BUT consider this, in their favour, they design and build larger erections Waaaaaay off topic, sorry op omg....I love this post....I am sooooo an engineer then :) .:) :) 1. I can only fol road maps the wrong way around. I remember the moment when I was told that people with mental disabilities do this work better than myself...no kidding I fail any folding task if there is a set pattern one should "instictively" figure out :) I take my hat off to those who do the map folding work! 2. I still scruitinize the juice packaging if it says concentrate :) for the % and nutrition info but it does look like I am having a staring contest with the packaging... 3. Yes I know! 4. Not only I have a ruler -and know how to use it- but I have one of those triangle shaped logarithm rulers...and dual bow pen.aaahhhhh 5. Nope - I buy lego and puzzle for myself! No need to wait till Xmas:) 6.Emm....does walking home happy and excited from a shopping trip with a new book on statistics in my bag and actually looking forward to doing some exercises to calculate frequencies and probability on paper mean I have no life??? It is either statistics or chocolate cake :) lol hmmm mixed results here. Here's my findings: if you were an engineer, you not only would know how to fold the road map, you would have gotten together with colleagues to design a less user friendly folding map HOWEVER then you started ticking all the boxes, laughed at the 'no need to wait for xmas', there's at least a bit of engineer in me as well, but it was the book on statistics that sets you apart from regular people haha I'd wear that like a badge of honour, you rock SYD
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PurePeony
9 years ago
Here's my take on why Engineers make really wonderful lovers! 1) They know how to push the right buttons. 2) They are sophisticated in using their instruments. 3) They instinctly know how to insert rods into the right holes. 4) They very quickly figure out what makes you tick afterwhich they repeatedly make you go dick-dock. (Cum on, dick! Berth in this dock!) Oops... sorry... tick-tock! 5) When a woman needs fixin' because she has been sexually deprived, they very quickly oil her gears again and fix her up good!
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PurePeony
9 years ago
(Stirry, this is going to make you laugh because you LOL'd when I used the term, "Abdominal Girth" before! :P) So, I present a scenario ... Abdominal Protrusion (using the base of the penis shaft as baseline) = 15". Length of Penis = 7" This leads to this : "Houston, we have a problem! Protrusion missing in action. I repeat, no clear visual on the desired appendage. Docking is virtually impossible. Permission to abort attempt." OK, sorry... wicked sense of humour! Whip me!
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Oldie1954
9 years ago
Inches, feet (for the kinky ones) centimetres, millimetres what does it matter it is only as big as what it has to fit into. No good having a 225mm (9") if she can only handle 150mm (6") or chokes on 100mm (4"). Figures in brackets for the older people. Now that we have done to death imperial and metric measurements what about pounds, shillings and pence.
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
A carpenter telling his apprentice who was on the drop saw ready for precise cut " make it 2100.......plus a 1/4 inch ....exactly." Dual marked tape measure obviously
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
Quoting 'seewhathappening' Tradies measure in millimetres - base 1/1000, while if someone is sewing measures fabric in Centimetres. When it comes to liquids we will do better.... we use Milliletres and Litres (but many European bottle will use dL..... Decilitres) and our bills... water is charged in Kilometres, while fuel an oil are charged in Litres, but we seem to get that and know what we are getting. Confusion when it came to area.... someone decided that we would use Centimetre squared (rather than millimetres) we would use square metres ( for things like tiles and paving, a block of land in the city and the size of a house) square kilometres would be for large areas...like the size of a country, but the someone decided to chuck in the Hectometre.... which we don't used anywhere else. However, the it comes to height.... people didn't convert over well.... I believe because again it was the use of centimetres... and interim measurement that was trying to fin the closes to an inch.... so rather than say some who is 6' was 1.83m... to 1830mm tall.... it was decided to say the were 183cm.. crazy the never said they were 84" tall before. For dick size.... well because we were confuse about the measurement of length.... do we use millimetres and metres or do we use the intermediate measurement of centimetres... Hence we finish up with a bloke being 6'1", weighing 110kg and having an 8" dick Had we have really standardised the system he would have been 1.85m, still weigh 110kg with a dick of 200mm But because we chose to use different aspects of the Metric system.... he was 1.85m, but is now 185cm... he weight didn't change, but is dick would be 20 centimetres I grew up during the conversion and confusion reigned... something happened easier than others, but had we standardised as 1/1000..... 1 and 10,000 it would have made more sense. Square Hectometre being Hectare that is not uncommon.Maybe close to Acre for the purpose, 1 Hectare = 2.47 Acre. Like CM is close to Inch, Decimeter isn't close to inch or foot' What I mean is that the Metric terms in more common use are close to imperial scales we chose to use coming from imperial.Ones like decimeter etc are not. Hectometre only because squared its a Hectare that is near to Acre. CM for area isn't as common as M squared and for mm range that usually becomes mm x mm not a single number even for square items like 50 x 50 RHS But CM in volume is common, air volume in engines for one purpose, CC is a near to scale for CI, cubic inch being the old scale used.We don't state combustion chamber volume in liters for example its in cc and on use litres only for total capacity. And avoiding 0 strings and decimals is important in common use. I have issues with welders I employ who are all blind and refuse to wear glasses so use of decimal places on drawings is not possible unless I want to loose a lot of money on fuck ups.Are you sure that's 11 metres.Does 11 metres fit on your bench, no, its 1.1 metres.So they get a pen and squinting at the pages make a big decimal spot with the pen so they can read its 1.1 metre.No point in using mm because they cant see the mm line on the tape measure anyway.Use decimals in drawings at your peril. Likewise multiple 0 strings. The crate is 5000 x 450 mmWhy not use that, why put 500 cm x 45 cm.When the truck turns up to collect it and its a ute not a semi and the driver says the con note has 500 x 450 mm on it.Then you point to 5 metre crate, the driver say the dispatcher got it wrong and missed a zero on the 5000 that he figured cant be 500 x 450 cm so took the job.You wait another day for the semi to arrive and the call the now pissed off customer to apologise.And using 5 x 0.45 metres isn't any better so CM is used.Use multiple zero strings at your peril. The scales you refer to are used for some reasons like above, someone didn't declare everyone should only use certain scales.And the ones not used just serve little purpose and or are not near an old imperial scale.
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AmiablePrick
9 years ago
I guess the most difficult penis length for the owner to measure is the one that occassionally grows out of his forehead.
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team_Pringle
9 years ago
Op ... Noone whomsoever gets this mixed up...... What in the world possessed you to post this. ..? Ludicrous - Posted from rhpmobile
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Service_man
9 years ago
Quoting 'kumalot2' Inches, feet (for the kinky ones) centimetres, millimetres what does it matter it is only as big as what it has to fit into. No good having a 225mm (9") if she can only handle 150mm (6") or chokes on 100mm (4"). Figures in brackets for the older people. Now that we have done to death imperial and metric measurements what about pounds, shillings and pence. Its amazing how much stretch happens when lubricated and wet. Gags usually happen when timing of thrust wrong and she is not expecting the extra deep thrust LOL
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Service_man
9 years ago
Quoting 'PurePeony' Here's my take on why Engineers make really wonderful lovers! 1) They know how to push the right buttons. 2) They are sophisticated in using their instruments. 3) They instinctly know how to insert rods into the right holes. 4) They very quickly figure out what makes you tick afterwhich they repeatedly make you go dick-dock. (Cum on, dick! Berth in this dock!) Oops... sorry... tick-tock! 5) When a woman needs fixin' because she has been sexually deprived, they very quickly oil her gears again and fix her up good! OH and we can fix your doors ,repair your dishwasher and vibrator-even better if it has digital control
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RHP User
9 years ago
abdominal protrusion lmfao I love my aerodynamics lol ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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0z_boy
9 years ago
When the metric system was introduced my Grandmother said to me "Why dont they wait until all the old people die before bringing this rubbish in?!" Funniest thing about that statement was she was bloody serious hahah
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RHP User
9 years ago
Statistics aside, Id never make fun of anyone elses body. If a guy laughed at my belly when I got undressed Id be mortified. Its downright rude. Dont point the finger and laugh unless your hands are clean.
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RHP User
9 years ago
It certainly doesn't when the hung guy turns up for cuckold roleplay and his dick is the same size
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0z_boy
9 years ago
Quoting 'Braddeb' It certainly doesn't when the hung guy turns up for cuckold roleplay and his dick is the same size What if his cock is smaller than yours! :O Maybe tie him to the chair kekeke :D
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RHP User
9 years ago
.... the Yanks persist with their Imperial measurements, they are one of the last two countries in the world to officially use Imperial. Metric makes so much more sense and is much easier to use. For example, 1.0mm of rain falling on 1 square metre of roof yields 1 Ltr of water, which also weighs 1kg (at sea level, at a temperature of 25 degrees Celsius), and it takes 1 calorie of energy to increase that 1 Ltr of water by 1 degree Celsius. Try doing that with Imperial measurements! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ha ha ha i wonder who has this problem, please do check me deb
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hardnslow
9 years ago
I will be honest where do you measure from the top the bottom its the same cock? Hence I don't put it down Babys are measured in inches and weighed in pounds and ounces. I suppose lucky you don't have to put the weight of your cock down too.I have photos for those that want too look and had no complaints.I am a sportsman but was never any good because I love to cum second.
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