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Marriage Vows

August 25 2016

This is a question that can be answered seriously or with humour... Who here (if they got married) would write their own marriage vows (or have)? And if so, what would they be? (Eg. I assume people married as swingers might edit the "forsaking all others" bit somewhat)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Never to get married again 😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I sounded like a complete fuckwit lmfao Never again - Posted from rhpmobile

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    8 years ago

    Almost 20 years ago😊 And we are still together and as happy as ever - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    Sadly, there was nothing in there that said "I don't have to put up with your shit!" Wish I included that! I question these vows "Till death do us part". Cause when ever I watch the bride and groom cut the cake, I always think..whose hand holds the knife first. 😱🙊 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A E I O U

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    My thoughts exactly! Although I would have little need to play alone myself. Wonder how "out there" actual vows have been made? What do poly people say? (Of course they can't have more than one legally binding marriage here). - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    "Together while you're prepared to put up with me" :) :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Livingandloving2

    Livingandloving2

    8 years ago

    Could mean emotionally rather than physically. Mr LAL and I celebrate 30 years together this year and without a doubt are still soul mates. Physical connections with other people can still sit comfortably within the vows if you're both in agreement :) Mrs LAL - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'm poly and got hitched 8 months ago. As a polyamorous person I can't really say I believe in 1 above the rest BUT I do believe in giving people what they need to be happy and I do plan to stick with the kids I already have to hubby and no more. Yes, I would have changed that part CT- unfortunately there's very little room to move on the legal part. So we agreed to excluding all others publicly. I didn't cross my fingers and he didn't wink. We just went with it. Our written vows were very different from each other and that part. We had the kids join us and he made a few promises to us. I made more of a soppy romantic declaration. It was beautiful, I'll never regret it. -longest. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' I sounded like a complete fuckwit lmfao Never again I dunno Stirry..... I've seen a few examples this year alone.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    At least you're consistant :p Hahaha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    “In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer...biatch I only let you carry a Platinum card in case of emergencies. You start spending to much and I'll dump your sexy arse. They say money can't buy love but it seems to have worked on you...just don't forget it!''

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The "til death do us part" becomes the last objective lmfao :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • nattyocean

    nattyocean

    8 years ago

    My ex and I wrote ours and for what they were it was a lovely sentiment that ended up not feeling like it actually meant much 😅 and did feel a little naff. I do recall though the celebrant having issue with the one line I loved and wanted which was an Irish blessing "hold your hand and walk with you till we grow old" or something like that. Apparently we are required to say "till death do us part" which I just personally couldn't see the difference of intention between what I wanted and legally we were suppose to lol but I've a way with words and managed to convince her to let us use the blessing instead 😆 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'MidnightCruisin' “In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer...biatch I only let you carry a Platinum card in case of emergencies. You start spending to much and I'll dump your sexy arse. They say money can't buy love but it seems to have worked on you...just don't forget it!'' Reminds me of the joke: I had my credit card stolen last month. I haven't cancelled it yet, at the moment whoever has it is still spending less than my wife... :) For richer or poorer eh? Did you hear about the divorce Barbie? Comes with all of Ken's stuff.