Mash ups: Sex toy edition

November 02 2017

I just stumbled across an article for The Rooster. What is The Rooster, you say? Well I’m glad you asked! The Rooster is a vibrator. But, it’s not just any vibrator - it takes its name seriously, and does its buzzing best to wake you up bright and early in the morning. Brilliant, huh? So, it got me wondering. What other common everyday items would you like to see an adult version of? And would you like a vibrating alarm clock? Enquiring minds want to know!

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Some new attachments for my impact drill !

  • mustang656

    mustang656

    7 years ago

    Will you be getting A ROOSTER? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    7 years ago

    Surely there's something out there that a sex toy company can do for your vacuum cleaner. Could give new meaning to a wet/dry shop vac.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ...organic, biological and eco-friendly that would wake before I do, slip out of bed quietly and bring us both back our first espresso. Of crawling down under the covers to look up and say ''good morning'' would be the ultimate bonus! ....best, CM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Here's a question for you: Does the Rooster buzz out ''Cock-a-doodle-do'' or get to the point and buzz out ''Any cock will do!'' Just what the world needs...a horny alarm clock?

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Lube combined with whisky, vodka, or other spirits. I could get a buzz while going down...  Your terrible " MURIEL"