RHP

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Massages with happy endings

February 14 2013

Have been told that there are massage places with happy endings in melbourne but never been able to find one can anybody out there help or know of a place let me know cheers in

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hope you get you 'Happy Ending' in Melbourne.... If not a little holiday to Asia may just be the thing...24hr Happy Ending there.. ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Check your local paper? xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I used to be a massage therapist and the amount of guys looking for a hand job. Never advertise in the paper if your a legit massage therapist. I had this one guy begging me to give him a hand job, and offering me head as well. I even had a couple of ladies try it on. Just read your local rag bro.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I call them 'paintme specials'. But alas, you're in Melbourne ...

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Micksecrets81'I used to be a massage therapist and the amount of guys looking for a hand job. Never advertise in the paper if your a legit massage therapist. I had this one guy begging me to give him a hand job, and offering me head as well. I even had a couple of ladies try it on. Just read your local rag bro. When I first started my business I advertised in the local papers and got all legit clients (males/females). Sure, I had a few ask when they rang me...but when I made it clear that it was all above board and no nudity...I never had a problem at all! Must of been in the way you worded it! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'Micksecrets81'I used to be a massage therapist and the amount of guys looking for a hand job. Never advertise in the paper if your a legit massage therapist. I had this one guy begging me to give him a hand job, and offering me head as well. I even had a couple of ladies try it on. Just read your local rag bro. When I first started my business I advertised in the local papers and got all legit clients (males/females). Sure, I had a few ask when they rang me...but when I made it clear that it was all above board and no nudity...I never had a problem at all! Must of been in the way you worded it! xFunlovingx Deep tissue massage, for tired and aching muscles. Strickly therapeutic. (non-sexual) That was how I was working my adds towards the end. Did it work, nope. Secrets x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I wonder if he got his happy ending?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You have to have deep pockets to go to a rub and tug place, massage with a happy ending, a lot of them do advertise as Thai massage they are illegal brothels and the fine for being "found" on the premises is in the order of $6000. Victoria Police have just set up a new squad to deal with the problem.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It could be a real Tug'o'War with witnesses :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Task force Tugboat :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I attended a meeting with them and when i asked how they were going to gather the information they require for court, i kid you not they said they would sit off premises and ask the punters when they came out if they had a sexual service. This is our taxes at work.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    There is a place called Siri Banyan Thai Massage at Camberwell Rd, Hawthorn East that does the best hand jobs you have every experienced. Need to pay for the girls time at the front counter, then negotiate with her for cash in the room. Offer her $50 cash for a hand job and tittie rub. All of the girls are young Thais on student visas who are chasing the cash. Even though the usual girl has small bony hands it's still an incredible experience. Could also get a bare back blow job, but the hand job is enough for me.

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    7 years ago

    You only have to walk down the main street in Patong and you'll get stopped about every 20 metres with girls wanting to give you whatever .. Then you have the genuine massage parlors that give you a serious Thai massage which are fantastic. The problem is working out who's who.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hey Mike. Just dropped in there. Who gives the best massage at Siri Banyan?