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June 14 2011

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Ok, Today I wanked off 4 times, twice to phone sex, and twice to online porn. I'm going for a 5th

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Congratulations. xxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    now look at Meeka's arse and spray it on the screen like I just did :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Even on a big night, I can only knock over about a half a fifth of the good stuff from Scotland ...tops of 6-8 imported beers. | If you can blast your way to the bottom of the bottle and still blow another load...call the Guiness Book of World Records. That would be hard enough to do if you were completely sober. | | | Big fuckin' deal...I learned to type with my toes but struggle after four....hours.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    proof

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    so...you want a medal ...or something?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    or masturbated? Maybe if you can't spell it right, you can't do it right?

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    14 years ago

    What kind of time frame did this cover? you said 'today' but has this been a whole day event with other activities in between, coffee breaks, etc or one big session? Is it a regular occurrence for you to cum this many times in a day or are we seeing this as a celebration post because it's something uncommon for you?Phone sex with someone you know or a pay-line? If someone you know was it the same person both times or different people?If a pay line what do they actually say anyway? What kind of porn was it?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Soooo curious lol Wanna help me beat that???? We can have coffee breaks if you like ;-)

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    14 years ago

    .... on the 5th day she created wankers or was semen, l mean fish

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I don't think that's any kind of record around these parts. I mean... the chat room is completely full of tossers (many of whom have blocked me for reasons that escape my attention... I mean... it's not like I was staring or anything... just trying to blend in.. you know.. monkey see... monkey do) and have you been looking at "Hot or What" lately?HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Just noticed the age...50 so that might be the standing (or laying there say "leave me the fuck alone today") record for Guiness. Now the question is... | ...did you actually get to 5 or pass out after drinking a fifth. Either way, if your not dead report back. I am curious as hell as to how many days in a row you can do this. | Stalky...he must have been reading our notes about blood pressure meds and Cialis.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Someone shake this man plz , gotta help get him outta that day dream somehow. Seriously, if by posting a day dream like this is the only way to get attention, better just keep on wanking. Here's one from me, in the last 12 hours, I had 5 nookies, 3 handjobs, 2 blowjobs ,1 glory hole, licked 5 pussies and to fiinish me off before I went to bed 1 lonely wank. lol.... dont laugh... its true...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Your a legend! at least in your own lunchtime. Now why the fuck would you think we needed to know that.See this is what happens to your brain when you wank to much.Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    now i am worried i neither hammered my cock five times today nor have i read the blood pressure meds notes....ahhh...i did fuck some one half my age to start the day....i will just reflect on that.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    That sounds like something MistressT needs to explain to us...

  • my64227

    my64227

    14 years ago

    I have cum 9 times in a row, with out coffee breaks and the like, just 1 after the other, oh and maybe watching some porn in between. Just now I've cum 3 times over your pics. Love to see more of you.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    No, got the 5th one in, and then went for a successful sixth before going to sleep.Without any stimulants, just natural energy.Sorry my spelling is bad.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'Someone shake this man plz , gotta help get him outta that day dream somehow. Seriously, if by posting a day dream like this is the only way to get attention, better just keep on wanking. Here's one from me, in the last 12 hours, I had 5 nookies, 3 handjobs, 2 blowjobs ,1 glory hole, licked 5 pussies and to fiinish me off before I went to bed 1 lonely wank. lol.... dont laugh... its true... A lonely wank, want me to sit with you and keep you company for the next time ? I can chat away beside you, see how good your concentration is, oops help fluff your ummmmm pillows if I've talked you soft lol. Sounds tempting huh?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Less time wanking, more time learning to spell. (Mr)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Ummm , Well, lets see now..... hmmmmm , I'll think about it. K ?Thinking music please... hmmm hmmm In my finest voice..... Only the lonely' dum dum dum n do ahhh, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Oh wo wo wo and wo ahhh.. ahhh only the lonely...OK OK I had a thunk and its a yes from me, I hate being lonely... Try as you will to talk me soft, but it wont work.. just keep that fluffy pillow all fluffed up....no use in letting it go to waste if all else fails... huh

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'irresponsibility' That sounds like something MistressT needs to explain to us... I think he was trying to be Master at batting, as in batting off. Of course I don't allow such things in my dungeon as I am Mistress of my own domain and have decreed that all orgasms are only performed under my control. My personal translation of batting is to take a paddle or "bat" and apply it with a certain amount of force to a naked bottom.For all the ageists out there I know a guy the same age that can fuck twice as many times in one day as this guy has wanked and still have heaps left in the tank! Your sex life definitely doesn't end at 50!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I KNOW I can do eight!!!!!!!! Pfffft

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'Ummm , Well, lets see now..... hmmmmm , I'll think about it. K ?Thinking music please... hmmm hmmm In my finest voice..... Only the lonely' dum dum dum n do ahhh, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Oh wo wo wo and wo ahhh.. ahhh only the lonely...OK OK I had a thunk and its a yes from me, I hate being lonely... Try as you will to talk me soft, but it wont work.. just keep that fluffy pillow all fluffed up....no use in letting it go to waste if all else fails... huh I hate wastefulness And seeing how you sang so nicely, I'll give you plenty of encouraging words to help with your wank.......here's a few right now....ummm smooth, wet, pulsing, throbbing, warm, ummmm wet again lol......how're we going so far?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I pfpi fopvpp vdiapn dpq | Sorry, I tried keeping up apand am now suffering fpafg from a partial apdf8iu<loss of eyesight. F ucking keys seem to be a;dfmoving. | And the hair on my palms is catching in the keys. | | Seriously, can you "pull a train" when you are all alone?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Seems all the guys are having no trouble MASTURBATING. And here's me with a right hand that rejects me lately (apparently I haven't talked nicely enough to it lately and it's ignoring me. Just wish I could make it sleep on the couch!) and a left hand that is uncoordinated. GAH!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Of a QLD Bi new age guy!

  • N4November

    N4November

    14 years ago

    HOT HOT HOT new profile pic!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    GIVE ME A W GIVE ME AN A GIVE ME AN NGIVE ME A KON NEVER MIND

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Thanks Baygirl :-)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    originalsinmelb you're pics are awesome , 888yeah will be good to go for a month if he checks those out lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    DGT... Let me tell ya something. Im not easy you know.... Dont think useing words like , smoothe, wet , pulsating , warm , wet again, swollen, hard, erect, tounge , clit , lips , wet again, ohhhh hard again... awwww ohhh wet hard agin warm soft swollen ,,,, wil makee mee ezasy...Ahhh fk it, you win.... go on, have ur way with me... take me, take me..

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Hey Babe,U can wank all you like at my place, it has a huge bed for two, three...well Ive had 19 in the bed....Ive been in picturemag so Im not a ugly duckling and I do sparkle.Sparkling Chandeliers is what my friends call me. I have a great house party cuming up and we all pay $200 a head for a time of your life with sex right there with no strings attached. Email me any takers. My place is right in the redlight district Kings Cross. Stay all night if you like with one of my girl friends or two.....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Right XXXShandy , so who's paying who again????

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'DGT... Let me tell ya something. Im not easy you know.... Dont think useing words like , smoothe, wet , pulsating , warm , wet again, swollen, hard, erect, tounge , clit , lips , wet again, ohhhh hard again... awwww ohhh wet hard agin warm soft swollen ,,,, wil makee mee ezasy...Ahhh fk it, you win.... go on, have ur way with me... take me, take me.. Tart Stop playing harrrrrrrrd to get lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'originalsinmelb' now i am worried i neither hammered my cock five times today nor have i read the blood pressure meds notes....ahhh...i did fuck some one half my age to start the day....i will just reflect on that..... ...You want to be careful admitting to things like that......half of 29 = underage sex and will get you an ankle bracelet and some mug shots at the local nick at the very least! Unless of course, you are lying about your age......

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Thanks all brought tears of laughter. oh and um, well done "yeah888", gold stars and all that.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I was always taught never to repeat naughty words... and look at me now, nothing but a tart... awww well .Psst.. got anymore ? ... hehe..

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Naughty words maybe not but a naughty tart we all prefer

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Oh gosh I have a whole lotta naughty words in my kit bag I hope to be using a lot of them over the next 2 weeks But I can still save a few just for you, to you know....umm help with the masturbatathon lol tingles, goosebumps, licking, sucking, groping, grinding, sticky, sweet, stroking, fumbling lol, eyes, kissing, *hands you a glass of red while she fluffs your ...pillow* oops you spilt some, let me get that for you

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I am proud of what I am...I guess the real question is how much will you pay me to do it? | Quoting 'XXXChandeliers' ...we all pay $200 a head.| | Okay, that's not bad if I don't have to spend a lot of time with each of your ladies...but I want a gate guarantee of 15 and cash only in advance. I am not about to get stiffed by some sneaky bitch... | ...with a stolen credit card. Again.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ... so I might as well just go with the flow and become a complete tart... DGT style.. lol.. Laying back and accepting whatever it is you have in that lil kit bag of yours.. seems full of all the nice goodies.. Song... Red Red wine, goes to my heaaadd la la da daSong ... Lay your head on my pillow , place your body close to mine... de de dumJust love a nice drop of red, even though YOU spilt yours on me (accidently of course) Im sure you could lend a HAND to tidy things up ... Ohhh ahhhh... them words would definately tip me over the edge... lol..Now dont you lose that kit bag.... hear..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    The better thrills in life enjoy enjoy.Nothing better than watching a man get himself off or is better me getting myself of honestly I'd much rather be boasting about the great sex I just had with a partner.But whatever get your rocks of at least you know where yourself has beenno stds

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Bahahahaha, you guys cracketh us upeth, so what exactly do you get for $200 ? Nibblies & a glow in the dark condom ? Anyway the best i did was in my teens, 9 times, 4 in a row then rest & repeat. now i much prefer quality of quantity Hugs guys

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Mitch450'Naughty words maybe not but a naughty tart we all prefer Well Im sure if you ask Mr.JJ nicely he will get all tarted up for you *runs now, cos this is bound to get me in trouble* lmao

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    However it could ave been the Mrs...god love her, the randy old one hundred and eleven year old. So it could have been some sexy fifty five year old!Cheers Nev....of course it could be like you said.....lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    No no no no no , Mitch 450' Dont listen to her, she lead me down the garden path and then hung me out to dry. I wasnt a tart till she told me I was, and that was only because she couldnt have her way with me... Im innocent.. DGT YOU Cheeky bugga, Yea, run girl, Now I owe you one... so watch out' it's coming... Anyway, all cheeky bugga's cant resist big surprise's and I had one really big one all ready for you... Nope, Im not gunna tell yew what it is now... but it is irrisistable.. Hmmmmm, Now Im deliberating wether to give it to some other horny sexy thing first... lemme think ?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    That's mine mine mine dammit You know I deserve a big one I'll be good now I promise, *sits up very straight and looks all innocent , kinda* . . pffft don't listen to him Mitch, he's been a closet Tart for gawd knows how long just waiiiiting to come out .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Um, well, I'll give it some serious consideration, Big presents are tempting, huh... (see's her nodding ) yep yep, tounge out... tail wagging...Quote' I'll be good now I promise... more, yep yep... tail wagging.... gimme gimme THEN....Quote' pffft dont listen to him mitch, he's been a closet Tart for gawd knows how long, just waiting to come out....I heard that ... One minute you TRYED to be good... the next you just BLEW IT girl.... tsk

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    and your point is ???????

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'sunnierae' and your point is ??????? ...a bit sore, probably

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid' Soooo curious lol Wanna help me beat that???? We can have coffee breaks if you like ;-) How 'bout tied-down-tickle-torture breaks? xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    lmfao.. I thought you looked more like a boots and all with hands kind of guy to me. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'KD7884' Seems all the guys are having no trouble MASTURBATING. And here's me with a right hand that rejects me lately (apparently I haven't talked nicely enough to it lately and it's ignoring me. Just wish I could make it sleep on the couch!) and a left hand that is uncoordinated. GAH!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Orallyaddicted' Quoting 'originalsinmelb' now i am worried i neither hammered my cock five times today nor have i read the blood pressure meds notes....ahhh...i did fuck some one half my age to start the day....i will just reflect on that..... ...You want to be careful admitting to things like that......half of 29 = underage sex and will get you an ankle bracelet and some mug shots at the local nick at the very least! Unless of course, you are lying about your age...... Exactly what we were thinking!!! (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You're on Sarah!!!! You can tickle me to death !!!! ________I'm also concerned for the 14 and a half year old you black-hearted Melbournite lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'originalsinmelb' now i am worried i neither hammered my cock five times today nor have i read the blood pressure meds notes....ahhh...i did fuck some one half my age to start the day....i will just reflect on that..... Half of her age is around 55 years old.. just thought I would point that out people. :p.HUgsStalky

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid' You're on Sarah!!!! You can tickle me to death !!!! What we really need is a group session. Meeka on strapon duty and half a dozen of us with feathers to keep you wiggling and crack your 8-times limit!xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'originalsinmelb' now i am worried i neither hammered my cock five times today nor have i read the blood pressure meds notes....ahhh...i did fuck some one half my age to start the day....i will just reflect on that..... Half of her age is around 55 years old.. just thought I would point that out people. :p.HUgsStalky So... should we assume that 'she' is a TV since it says 'i neither hammered my cock'... and we're now thinking that it was her who fucked someone half their age? Ahh... my brain hurts. (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'foreverlove7985'So... should we assume that 'she' is a TV since it says 'i neither hammered my cock'... and we're now thinking that it was her who fucked someone half their age? Ahh... my brain hurts. (MRS) haha... well no... I was just thinking a bit laterally.... you know... once you are a couple what's hers is hers and what's his is also hers. You sexy youngin's wouldn't have got to that stage of your relationship yet. :p Did I tell you what I've been thinking though? Seriously..... I think you could do with a bit of extra meat in that sex sandwich of yours. :pPS... I like how you both always sign off as Mr or Mrs.... couple's profile otherwise have one personality.. and that's just weird! HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    And your point is? You think you are the only one that masturbates 4 or 5 times a day? Try 17

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' So... should we assume that 'she' is a TV since it says 'i neither hammered my cock'... and we're now thinking that it was her who fucked someone half their age? Ahh... my brain hurts. (MRS) haha... well no... I was just thinking a bit laterally.... you know... once you are a couple what's hers is hers and what's his is also hers. You sexy youngin's wouldn't have got to that stage of your relationship yet. :p Did I tell you what I've been thinking though? Seriously..... I think you could do with a bit of extra meat in that sex sandwich of yours. :pPS... I like how you both always sign off as Mr or Mrs.... couple's profile otherwise have one personality.. and that's just weird! HugsStalky We could be considering adding some more meat... Want to come babysit so we can go find some?? ;-) Hahaha... Sorry, couldn't help but use that opportunity to say something cheeky! Re: Signing off as Mr or Mrs... We've had a few people say they like that we sign who the post is from. (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Snap Stalky lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Woah Sarah!!!!!!!! I like the way you think :-) well seeing as some of you lovely girls love to serve a guy and make him cum again and again , well I was thinking that that would really go quite nicely with what I would want :P I know for sure that having that many women making me cum while I'm tied down would make me feel like the luckiest guy in the universe , and maybe I would be? Lol hey take turns feather torturing me , sucking and fucking me and cum as much as YOU can too. I'd sure I'd be so turned on I wouldn't even need recovery time the first few times. And you girls should play with each other at the same time coz I LOVE to watch , oh and you should share my cum nicely ;-) you might have to draw straws as to who gets the first load. So I guess you could all go out this weekend and make some guy happy OR you could go out this weekend and make a guys dreams cum true , make him the happiest guy in the universe and do something extremely unusual.... ....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Dream on Allnite.......... so you still haven't had a root then :P hehexxMeeks

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    That's right Meeks , for chrissakes get on a fucking plane would ya , I was all sorted with a hot couple for Sunday night when the dude injured himself and rang me on his way to hospital WTF????

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid'That's right Meeks , for chrissakes get on a fucking plane would ya , I was all sorted with a hot couple for Sunday night when the dude injured himself and rang me on his way to hospital WTF???? Are they the kind of excuses people use these days to get out of things?? LOL... Sorry to hear ANAL, you must have some serious tension going on! Talking about tension... I'm off to take care of (MR) foreverlove! ;-P (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Goddammit Foreverloves I didn't know my skin could turn so many shades of green lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You'r one of the biggest wankers I know. Really, I mean that...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Congratulations. xxMeeka i like your titts

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    lmfao. Yeah.... Hey man, I tried that line too. It didn't work.. but then.. I'm pushing 50.... you've got an excuse... so go the tight pussy compliment next.... Nice tits.. tight pussy... you have to be smiling when you say it.... and it helps if you have your dick in your hand at the time... go on... give it a swish then!hugsStalky Quoting 'teac18'i like your titts

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Damn, forgot what i was going to say What were we talking about ? It had something to do with meeka ?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Thats right, i totally forgot this forum was about wanking Seems like everyone has an opinion about this & love hearing everyones thoughts its been fun. Hugs xxx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    1.Q. Have you ever been caught wanking behind a door?A. No!Reply. Great Spot isn't it!2.You can beat an Egg, but you can't beat wanking.3.Sex is good, but you can't beat the real thing!.4.My missus told me that I should be ashamed for wanking as much as I do, I said "if you've got that much of a problem with it there's plenty of other seats on this bus!"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    One more sleep , one more sleep , one more sleep , one more sleep.... ....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I can hear you wanking from here ANAL. do you have a big weekend planned? Do tell!!HugsStalky Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid' One more sleep , one more sleep , one more sleep , one more sleep.... ....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Is Allnite getting some! Not fair. I want to hear all the details :P And teac18, it is so refreshing to meet such a nice young man. Charming and imaginative! Certainly makes a difference from all those other comments I get.... usually relating to my arse. Meeka

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'yeah888' No, got the 5th one in, and then went for a successful sixth before going to sleep.Without any stimulants, just natural energy.Sorry my spelling is bad. thanks for the info... next time i get called a wanker (happens often for some reason) i'll be able to them all about your story...thanksMrNA

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Is Allnite getting some! Not fair. I want to hear all the details :P And teac18, it is so refreshing to meet such a nice young man. Charming and imaginative! Certainly makes a difference from all those other comments I get.... usually relating to my arse. Meeka btw nice arse meeka

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Shit. That's what I'm looking forward to when I retire. I barely have time for one. But at least it's one of those back arching, head banging against the wall hip thrusting good ones, where you finish and look around at the bedside lamp on the floor, the doonah all twisted up and think 'fuck you really know what you like huh' lol....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I dont get it. Why would the OP want us to know about this?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    i guess that makes you a wanker ????

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    17 - 20 times a day with my hands , toys , vegetables o foreign objects. yes - 17 - 20 times a day. 2 min beak inbetween each

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Wow... what woman.. no wonder I luv ya... Luv a girl who recycles her vegies in the name of pleasure.. Foreign objects.. yeah all good.. how bout this for a foreign object... Maori , Turkish , Irish , French , Jamaican , Islander, and of course Scottish.. Now thats what I call a melting pot... hey.. No, I didnt misunderstand what you meant by foreign objects.. hahaha ... I know what you meant by that..

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Ok, ready for a wank, but to what? just got out some of my wife panties and gonna wank with those around my cock, then i'll cum in them.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Pmsl, why dont you just root your wife?? (Mr)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'yeah888'Ok, ready for a wank, but to what? just got out some of my wife panties and gonna wank with those around my cock, then i'll cum in them. Why? isnt she home? And will she be pissed off at you? or are you a good boy and wash them for her? Lotsa questions hey? I'm a curious girl tonight

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'just1taste' 17 - 20 times a day with my hands , toys , vegetables o foreign objects. yes - 17 - 20 times a day. 2 min beak inbetween each It's not just the risk of physical damage, it's also the mental and emotional challenge of having to face that workload by yourself. As onerous as it is to commit to an altruistic act for a complete stranger, just1taste, I'm telling you now that I'm here for you. You needn't walk alone...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'yeah888'Ok, ready for a wank, but to what? just got out some of my wife panties and gonna wank with those around my cock, then i'll cum in them. Why? isnt she home? And will she be pissed off at you? or are you a good boy and wash them for her? Lotsa questions hey? I'm a curious girl tonight No. she knows i wank off during the day, she like to watch when we are in bed, she is used to the panties fetish

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'just1taste' 17 - 20 times a day with my hands , toys , vegetables o foreign objects. yes - 17 - 20 times a day. 2 min beak inbetween each not worried about taking a little bit of skin off?..... pineapple burn?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'yeah888' Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'yeah888'Ok, ready for a wank, but to what? just got out some of my wife panties and gonna wank with those around my cock, then i'll cum in them. Why? isnt she home? And will she be pissed off at you? or are you a good boy and wash them for her? Lotsa questions hey? I'm a curious girl tonight No. she knows i wank off during the day, she like to watch when we are in bed, she is used to the panties fetish All good then But doesnt the little missus get any attention? or is she too busy at the washing machine? lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    *~Whew~* .....thought I had missed out. | Just wanted the OP to know that 5 isn't such a big thing. Since you posted this, I finally caught you about 3 days ago last night finally got to 6. | Nothing to this if you have a bit of time up your sleeve... | ...and a sense of humour.

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    13 years ago

    Long time ago while surfing my board hit me in the shin. Och mother fucken Ouchhhhh.. I hobble home and the pain is throbbing. My girl at the time gives me a head job, mm yummy. I cum and the pain is gone as I glow in the after orgasmic heaven. Now the pain is back, another blow job and the pain relief is better then any drug I have ever had.. But ten-twenty minutes latter and again Oooouch.. Blow job just wont do it for me now so I wank with the help of my girl.In the end I cum 10 more times from hand relief, had my lady help but that is the most wanks/orgasms I have ever had in one day (afternoon and evening).Fantastic pain relief, I must say nothing better..

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    13 years ago

    You are obviously a very busy man!

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    13 years ago

    Buddy, try being a chick who came 70 times in the course of an hour. Then I think you'd deserve a medal (and I am serious about the figures too) :-)