RHP

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Mateing

November 09 2013

This morning I am sipping my coffee reading a book called why men want sex and women need love....ohh God what a hopeless outlook for me..Shit, first of all I need to relocate to a starving country. Men, where food is scares find round women highly attractive, I would be a stunner with my round belly big tits and glowing natural beauty, compared to say Australia where there is enough food and slim women are the most desired......shit no wonder I can’t find a mate. Lol So I need to slim down have implants because my boobs are starting to get soft, were makeup and have Botox injections......FUCK. Again no chance to find a mate......I will never have an operation on my body when it is not necessary...ohh God again and I am not into Botox or much makeup.....I am totally fucked now. Fuck do I like the word Fuck.....it has such a fine sound to it, I will say it much more often....fuck, fuck, fuck all that. I think I want to be an animal.....so simple....as a female I am a stunner just being on heat......ohhh God, as a human female I have to have beauty treatments........I can go now and dig a big hole to hide in....it tells me there is no chance in hell I will ever attract a mate again.........too old and over the hill and too round....schit hobbit DNA. Again my mind is racing.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You beautiful woman, as always your posts make me smile. I can't possibly believe you can't find a mate who finds you utterly desirable. But you're right, in this society to much emphasis is placed on being young and thin. Best thing we can do is love and fancy ourselves. Then others will always follow. x

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    haven't even had a schnaps.lol YETtoo expensive in Australia.....I have to wait until next year May when I can drown myself in it or should I say use it as a perfume Mesmerised, hahahahh I am reading this book and everything falls in place.....hicks

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Jeeeeeze I have the same problem here love!I am just about at my tither finding anyone cause they annoy me too much!! LOLI would rather be happy single than in an unhappy marriage or relationship tho.FOXY

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    no, men dont annoy me.....I just trying to analyze this Mating ritual in my old age....and being round. I put this up on here because I thought I hear anything from males tooo....but I dont think they see my funny side....or isn't it a funny way of seeing Mating......wrong again......I cant produce anymore offspring......oh bummer now I am even less attractive.I think I swallowed a crazy pill today......my mind is so happy thinking about this subject I cant get enough...so Ladies and Gentlemen please write something.I am waiting.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Its a crying shame not every one on here can hear your accent when u use the f... word, totally orgasmic on its own!!!sex originates from the mind, and u know it. yum!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Life's fucked.....time to turn the tables and fuck life instead...knots   P.S. You look hot to me babe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    gorgeous sexy woman.. forget about the probable ...embrace the possible...my new mantra

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    lol You know me bare arsed and "naked"what a ride

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I love it.....give me more

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Schnapps is for pussies and effete skinny girls! You swear like you be drinking slivovitz! Fucken'. Nazdravje. Fucken'.One side of my family would be proud!! Fuck. (that side's round and wild, the other's round and repressed. See, size has nothing to do with it! Fucken')You got a big, beaming, beautiful smile you can't fake. Can only radiate from fucken' an infectious joy within. Deep dark sultry eyes too. Fuck. Don't despair. Fuck the book. Fuck thinking. Throw it in the fire. Then we all drink and we dance and fucken' mate (maike)!!This ritual is how most of my family members came fucken' to exist. On and off the record .I think you'd be very desirable to many a young man. Fucken' sexy shapely lady dripping with heat . FUCK!!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Now I may be corrected and be if it may, though I believe that is the best example of reverse psychology I have ever seen and it's working fucking beautifully.Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What a load of Codswallop ! Litonya , the biggest part of you is your Heart ;) Never speak Ill of yourself because if the wind changes direction , you'll be stuck that way ... GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Fuck I am glad you like it.......sometimes a have a spark

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Hi Litonya   Less hassle with a couple of good friends that understand and appreciate you for who you are, keep your quite time for your self and have them when u feel like it. Yes use your animal instincts and enjoy there company when you want them, then say Fuck off when you have had enough until you want some more. Then tell em get the Fuck around here NOW Just a thought No bullshit that way haha

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Errr am a little cut because I'm looking at surgery to fix me bits BUT NOT having anything implanted....lol I'm hoping they take the fat from my back and pump it into my re-shaped boobs. No offense to the BMI friendly ladies who may read this but personally I've found men tend to prefer curvy girls regardless of their nations food availability, this dates back to cavey err cabeman times when girls with the fullest figures made excellent mates, a) they can take a pounding, b) not afraid to give a pounding 😉, and c) have excellent insulating properties against the cold and between the furs. I might also add, I'm officially spayed but I tend to think that's done heaps for my attractiveness because there's no hope in HELL of my intended dalliances getting a shock 9mths later (unless immaculate conception is on offer by a God among men....). Now as for the rest of the age, beauty and desirability factor.....you know you rock our world Litonya!!! And there's just so much more of you for a "real" man to hang onto while you ride him into oblivion!!! Haha I'm off to crack a nice "Musician" anyone care to join me?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    or at least in the shower, FUCKKKK fuck fuck fuck ..... feels a bit better now..... and I have a round belly too ....fuckkkkk

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Fuck, fuck, fuckety fuck.....lol fuck it, fuck you, fuck me and fekkin hell that's a shite load profanity....🙈🙉🙊

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I am so much loving what you all write back.....I am sitting here giggling with what you all come out with...Cheers fucking awesome.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ...I dont speak ill of myself......I love it what I come up with, today...you don't know me I am a thinker in a nutty way sometimes....and please have fun with me its such a great state to be.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Apples cherry plum ohh every fruit can be distilled in Schnaps....yes we dance drink and smash the little glasses.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    welcome to my world of roundness

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    is this what I should do with you.....you nice caring man

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You will find a mate in time my dear. Any man who cannot see the beautiful woman in you is blind. Your stunning smile will always draw them to you.

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    11 years ago

    Litonya your mind is what makes you most attractive and sexy to me. Your smile and sense of humour is also very sexy. And those magnificent tits are just a bonus.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It brought a big grin on my face this morning