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Messaging tip for more sex
March 16 2015
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
attaching a piccy of a hard cock gets the ladies scrambling to reply.....
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Be your true self, apply good behavior and communication skills! Now be a good by and put the toilet seat down. Yeah...Apparently that works! Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Telling them that I love going down for hours and jack rabbiting all night. Bugger, I just reread my profile. Apparently I can't :(
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RHP User
10 years ago
And putting in the name as in hi ladyt. Tgen referring back to what is in the profile. And not mentioning sex. If you do not write a message with your Cock dipped in ink. And a tip for guys when they are expecting a woman to come over. Ckean the house up, have clean sheets , no crusty sheets dispite your thoughts are not a turn on. Do not open the diir naked with a hard on. But women can open the door naked with a moist on. That is all ... Carry on Ps opening line should be this. I have a credit card and an not afraid to use it. Do you like five star hotels and shopping for shoes? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have a couples profile . Just in case your wondering 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange
10 years ago
"I am loaded and childless and wanting to get married. I have a yellow Ferrari I can't drive, can you drive it for me.? BTW, do you like shopping and will you please help me spend my millions?"
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Cheeky_01
10 years ago
Using Emoticons, perhaps Simon? 😂😂😂 👍👍👍
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RHP User
10 years ago
Waiting. Come get me.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I am pretty good at many things,I notice that you say on your profile that you are an atheist,I can totally relate to that.We also have a similar taste in music,I recently went to the festival at Byron ,it was awesome.I you would like to meet for a drink sometime...or even a dink on my pushy..well maybe not but if cycling is your thing we could go for a ride then coffee .Looking forward to hearing from you Barry
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TheLuckyOne
10 years ago
A ridiculously excessive use of emoticons?
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Doing something most people dont...... Start with a "hello"... before they launch into their template resume sales pitch and not proving they read someone elses profile. In fact, I think its not about using a particular messaging technique... as NOT using particular messaging techniques that the masses of one-handed horny labradors looking to hump a leg, seem to. DG
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thank you for the lovely message.I love coffee and a bike ride along the river sounds like an excellent idea.Saturday afternoon is good for me,just let me know if it suits you too xx Amelia
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RHP User
10 years ago
works for me :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'wickedtryst' I have a couples profile . Just in case your wondering 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile Loving the name! x Mr T and Ms S
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RHP User
10 years ago
Address? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Unique, create some curiosity and intrigue, certainly do to regurgitate your life story in one message. Just tease it out one intriguing piece at a time.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Doing something most people dont...... Start with a "hello"... before they launch into their template resume sales pitch and not proving they read someone elses profile. If you insist... http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Ten-commandments-of-writing-messages-47156
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RHP User
10 years ago
Cheeky and Jerseygirl have nailed it. Now if you could just take Meanders 10 commandments and pepper them with a liberal use of emoticons you'd be a sure fire winner. Mental note, don't pick up Lily in the Ferrari.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Please don't say it's emoticons! I don't mind the occasional emoticon, and have used them myself when I'm on my PC which is very rarely. But I can't stand over-use either on RHP or in text messages. Will send me running for the hills, and I often skip over forum posts that have too many i.e. more than two or three. I find them childish when used to excess, but that's just me & each to their own. Much love, Elle PS I almost didn't read this particular forum because of the plethora of emoticons, but the subject matter lured me in lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
I've never taken the time to read your Profile before but now that I have, it's made me laugh !!! At least you're upfront and honest. I like that in a man. Amy
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RHP User
10 years ago
You must have skipped over my post then ? Amyxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
I give any male Member with a facial pic who "messages" me, access to my private PGs. Mind you, I'm not looking to get "laid" by any of them except 1. I'm just being "nice" !!! Amy
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Seachange
10 years ago
RHP called and really wanted all their emoticons back.... Will be charging you double rates if they are not herded back into the RHP coral.. over and out. hehe
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'SimonDoes' Mental note, don't pick up Lily in the Ferrari. There goes your only chance to root me... Haha
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm really sorry, but yes I do skip over your posts :/ I did read the one above because it had my name in the subject line (yep, I'm vain and pay attention when my name is mentioned in a post). Please don't take it personally... it really is a case of 'it's me, not you', and there are posts I've skipped over by other people for the same reason. Much love, Elle xx
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Seachange
10 years ago
Your topic drew me in but I misread it.. I read 'Massaging tip for more sex'... I thought i was getting some sexual tips to on how to massage the cock head to keep the men working longer in the bedroom... Darn it, dyslexia in my old age... (walking away disappointed.. shaking head.... )
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TallBaldSexy
10 years ago
Just mention you love doing naughty bareback Anal sex....ah that is - you love "giving" naughty bareback Anal!
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RHP User
10 years ago
That would be emoticons hahahahaha ☺😊😀😁😃😄😈😆😉😛😜😋😗😙😘😚😎 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Had to run for a plane before Yes indeed it's been shown that people who use emoticons in messages get more sex. The frequency of use of emoticons also corresponds with the frequency of sex - the more you use the more you get. I suspect that adding some emotion and empathy to text can make you seem a little more real.Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. Disclaimer: the two are correlated, there is no causation shown. It is also possible that more sex leads to more use of emoticons.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'SimonDoes' Mental note, don't pick up Lily in the Ferrari. There goes your only chance to root me... Haha There's far more room in the back of the Bentley, and with the blacked out windows I could even show you some massaging tips on the way.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Rubbish. I'd love to see their sample data. Have a feeling there are much more telling variables that have come into play. What was the dating app? SnapChat or Tinder? I can't help but wonder if the sample population was purely American, young adults, who were probably not that astute. Then sure emoticon use can come into play. But probably highly irrelevant (and incredibly irritating) for other groups.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Well said. I have my doubts with some of these studies and the implication of aforesaid technique by otber groups, I.e. people okder than 35+. Like yourself and Elle, 'excessive' use of the emoticons really irks me and I find it childish. One or two is ok. wWhen I first started using emoticons, I went on a slight overdrive and that phase did NOT last long. I reread my posts and I found it distracting from the point I was trying to put across. So annoying and counterproductive.. Hence I stopped. But that is just my opinion.
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RHP User
10 years ago
We'll I message couples and singles mostly don't get a response (that's life here lol) but my messages are mostly nice with reference to there profile (honest reference) even some here that post can contradict there words here or there profiles... But at the end of the day I think bull shit and good looks will win over average looks and honesty... L2LU
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RHP User
10 years ago
All I can think of is Julie Bishop, oh the horror ! Mummy please make it stop !
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid'Like yourself and Elle, 'excessive' use of the emoticons really irks me and I find it childish. Especially when accompanied by "lol", "hehe" and "LMAO". Ewww.
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RHP User
10 years ago
On what age group does that work? I don't like emotioncons either much. One or two at the very most. I don't mind the :p and the :-) but not the so much. Lame-o!!
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Seachange
10 years ago
you forgot to add LOL, hehe and LMAO in your post...
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RHP User
10 years ago
😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😆😆😆😆 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Don't tell me that you're actually apologising to me ? Please, no "Sorry" needed here. This is all harmless fun and I am enjoying it. lilyorchid If I'm the "culprit" for "emoticon overuse", how come you say that you're the one that gets contacted from from RHP ? Love you "pulling my leg" !!! It's interesting SimonDoes, your "disclaimer". So more sex can lead to more emoticon use ? Well then.....what can I say/do but ....... . My "sex life" had been GOOD !!! Amy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Is ladies still want to meet me. Weirdos.
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RHP User
10 years ago
It was a survey commissioned by match.com. They surveyed 5600 single people between 18 and 70+ in America. Between 1 and 3 emoticons seems to be the sweet spot. Probably not all in a row. In messages and texts, men like sexy texts, but don't like it when women use slang like OMG, LOL. Women like men to use slang, OMG, but don't like sexy texts. The number one dislike for women was sexy photos, LOL. Oh, and 97% of women saying that a sense of humour was just as important as good looks in a man. Which I guess is why the stolen pics of an awesome six pack are so popular here - hilarious. Google "singles in america 2015" to find the rest.
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
If its true, Amy is getting nailed more than anyone here. Mrs Emoticon. Insert several stupid yellow faces here. Ones with the big tonguey going on....
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Seachange
10 years ago
I moonlight as rhp emoticon Shepard. Pays my bills. I make sure those dang yellow critters go back to the rhp emoticon corral for others to use. Checks and balances my dear. Share the love. Lol. Take care. Xxx
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Seachange
10 years ago
I think she is. Hah. . Lucky gal. Go Amy. But share some naughty details with us to remind us what we are missing. Good for you Amy. Xxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Study Showed that people who used more emoticons when messaging got laid more. Not sure how exactly they tested this. - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Is that a cheese grater above that lovely dick of yours? Just wondering the next step in the process. Smiley emoticon insert here!
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RHP User
10 years ago
What can I say ??? You must be an EXCEPTIONAL MAN with an EXCEPTIONAL PERSONALITY !!! We women have a "radar" for these things, you know. Isn't this what counts most when regarding "Compatibility" ? It certainly counts for me !!! Amy
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RHP User
10 years ago
I understand men liking "sexy texts". Come on, tell me what normal red-blooded man doesn't ? But I don't see a problem with "LOL". In fact, I use it a lot in my emails because the emoticons in Gmail are so small !!! I also use "Lol" a lot when I text. Quoting you "The number one dislike for women was sexy photos, LOL." What exactly would a man regard as a "sexy photo" to a woman ? To a man, a "sexy photo" of a woman is usually a woman wearing some fantastic lingerie and sexy poses. Most men think that a "sexy photo" of themselves is a picture of their cock. Well.....we all know how we react to these. So the above "statement" would appear to be very plausible. Amy
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RHP User
10 years ago
I don't think my boyfriend would be "impressed" if I "kissed and told" the "intimate" details. Apart from that, do you remember my "traditional values" and how it is nice to see that in a "Gentleman" ? Well.......I get all of that when he dates me. Lucky, lucky me !!! Amy
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TheLuckyOne
10 years ago
Is your use of emoticons superseded by your use of inverted commas?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lol.
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Lol.
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RHP User
10 years ago
LMAO xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
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RHP User
10 years ago
that my comments can bring some fun into the Forums. Isn't that what Life is all about ? Yes, it does seem that I like to use both "emoticons" and inverted commas. That's just me. Like it or not. Amy
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RHP User
10 years ago
ROFL xxFreya
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
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RHP User
10 years ago
Insert face palm emoticon here.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Hehehe.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Liked my Julie Bishop reference ! Disappointed 😔 Lift your game people !
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RHP User
10 years ago
50z...you know you want her...😜..and I lifted my game xxFreya
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SexySmart50
10 years ago
Many guys just gross me out with their assumption that they are going to get laid just because they met me on this website. Not the case. You still have to have basic graces and manners. Do not assume anything.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'Serenity2000' I don't think my boyfriend would be "impressed" if I "kissed and told" the "intimate" details. Amy, that was a joke..... lol. I really wasnt asking you to spill the beans..what you do in your privacy is of course your business and should never be forced to tell us... Unless you want to.. hehe ( that was a joke, again, btw).
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'SimonDoes' It was a survey commissioned by match.com. They surveyed 5600 single people between 18 and 70+ in America. Between 1 and 3 emoticons seems to be the sweet spot. Probably not all in a row. Interesting date in their sample. 70+ people using emoticon... haha. Using emoticons at this age is a surprise. My neighbors are half blind and some lose their way to the toilet. I have couple of 70+ neighbours who'd be lucky to wear their pants in the morning when picking up their papers... Oh dear... And nope, I dont live in a nursing home nor a retirement village.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I thought the age range was really odd too, but that's just copied from their site. You know though just because we don't want to picture it doesn't mean oldies have don't have sex too!
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Seachange
10 years ago
I dont have a problem 70+ people having sex. Heck we'll be heading there soon enough so I hope we all still do!!! Just questioning the frequency if use if emoticons by the participants in the study. Would hazard to guess they may be on the extreme end of the bell curve. Be interesting to see the median age of participants highly likely to use this technique. If they can find anymore emoticons left. Amy got it all In her basement. Emoticon hoarder.... lol. :-p
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Seachange
10 years ago
My elderly neighbor came outside to pick up his paper in his singlet, open pajama top and jocks 3 sizes too big for him. Made his skinny legs look like spaghetti poking out of his jocks. Lol. Just because it is early and he can't see us (he wasnt wearing his glasses), it does not mean we can not see him. Lol. I can't see some of my neighbors being savvy enough to utilize emoticons in their message. As for you, let me say skip all the emoticons in your messages to me and pick me up in your Ferrari. Lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
I don't mean to be a nerd on this but; I had a quick quiz at the Singles in America 2015 and their stats and "facts" (eh emm). Facts have become so pretty, and unverifiable these days. *cough* "We surveyed over 5,600 singles from all ages, ethnicities, incomes and walks of life" is essentially meaningless without the raw data. What if 99% of those people were under the age of 23, with low levels of education. And there was one person over 70 who happened to be from Tunisia, was a professor of Harvard, on a million bucks a year. You could claim the data was obtained from a wide range of people, but doesn't necessarily represent the general population - by a long shot. (And it would skew the mean). Framing their own data differently, someone could say that people with poor illiteration are promiscious - or people with good grammar have better sex. (I'm not actually saying this - but hey, they started it!). It's PR for the site, and a bit of fun banter around the water cooler, but it's not science.
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RHP User
10 years ago
HennaJay I'm not sure it's meant to be a definitive work, but there were a couple of real statisticians and researchers involved. If their sampling methodology is correct, and they have used valid random sampling to find their 5600 participants, then that is actually enough people to make some assumptions about the general population. The opinion polls we see in the news on a regular basis use less than half that number (albeit in a much smaller population here). It would be interesting to see the median age as Lily suggested, but here's my take on the result: The younger crowd are more likely to be having more sex (before the rest of life gets in the way).The younger crowd are also more likely to be more savvy with messaging and more likely to use emoticons and especially abbreviations. These things weren't invented when oldies like us started to converse.Therefore, the people who have the most sex also happen to be the people who use emoticons. A clever researcher could adjust for these variables, but a clever researcher also understands who's paying the bills. There's some science in there somewhere, but it's not going to win any Nobel prizes. It's just a bit of fun, even for the nerds
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RHP User
10 years ago
If there are two pies on the table and I eat them both, statistically speaking we had one each !
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
It was just some smuck who snagged a grant for doing something useless that he thought the world could not have done without his "paper" .Put food on his table for a few weeks. Next week it will be a paper on how often people who use emoticons wank off.........I wankevery dayandsometimesfour timesa dayand love it!! Sorry Amy, seemed to used the last of the days ration
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Seachange
10 years ago
Between yourself and Amy, I have nothing to herd back into the rhp emoticon corral. Who would have thought thise pesky yellow critters would serve as aphrodisiacs or mental lubricunts (boomtish). Hah. . But I hope yiu are getting lots of sex after that emoticon overdrive. Greedy greedy both of you. Haha
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Ha. Amy's cornered the partnered arena, I'm perfecting the self love area. I'll send the emoticons back when i finish with them. They know their way home. Dont wait up for em
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RHP User
10 years ago
An article that stated " women who drink beer are 60% more likely to have sex on a first date" I read it in Zoo magazine... So it must be true!! 😄
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RHP User
10 years ago
I had three pints of Guinness on my last date. Guess stout doesn't count as beer? ;-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lubricunt! 😂
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Seachange
10 years ago
I was hiding the emoticons in tye basement for everyone else hence there was nothing for her to use. Anyhoo she used up all her rations and others (except for greedy Annie) for the whole year. So no butter for Amy. X
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Your cunt would look even sexier with my cock in it"...I send these to the grey ghosts who use the autofill for their profiles. Works a treat And then, "I'm in town tonight, Ya wanna FUCK?"...Also very success rate Of course, if a girl writes a lovely profile, then I want to know more about her. Her likes and dislikes. Is she into sitting on the sofa and watching the car racing all day for example, or does she love lounging on the beach.....totally naked So Op, what works for you Spicy (using his own private stash of emoticons, and no, I'm not lending to no-one)
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'willowtree' An article that stated " women who drink beer are 60% more likely to have sex on a first date" I read it in Zoo magazine... So it must be true!! 😄 haha. Zoo magazine is part of my pile of reading next to Redneck Fortnightly and Bogan Weekly. Lol. Credible indeed.
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RHP User
10 years ago
It's Friday and been nearly a week, I should hedge my bets - but there doesn't seem to be an emoji with a beer in hand.
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tempting123
10 years ago
Oh HennaJay your statistical analysis and critique was at the risk of sounding perverse... was so sexy to read passionate, intelligent and delivered with gusto- Damn baby you near made me cream myself mmmm lol
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sexaddicted
10 years ago
Anyway I'm off to get a 🍺or 🍻 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Seriously, some of the crap in zoo magazine!! Even the adverts. There is one for a shop in freemantle that the heading was" dont stress about a drug test. We stock everything you need to pass a drug test" with the shop address and phone number. Im sure thats the only publication that would run that kind of ad.( and no I didnt buy the mag, its was my sons... Blame the parenting on that!! )
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RHP User
10 years ago
Can you 🐻🐻🐻 to 🐼🐼🐼 to someone's 🐶ed determination to 🐝a 🐣about 🐢ly everything ..such a 🐗 xx Freya
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RHP User
10 years ago
That was very clever. Who woulda thunk you could get a turtle into that statement. And still make sence.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Oh, the sarcasm in this thread is fucking unbelievable..... >:-( that ^ is because there is no fucking angry emoji.
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'VWGolfGTIQIK20Z' Oh, the sarcasm in this thread is fucking unbelievable..... >:-( that ^ is because there is no fucking angry emoji. WTF? This would be one of the most light hearted threads going at the moment considering the shit going on elsewhere.Did you take a wrong turn or something?Think you need to chill, deep breathe and get some emoticons into you. If there's any left.............
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RHP User
10 years ago
Really enjoyed reading this thread. There was a chuckle in every comment for me. Thank u all 😀 - Posted from rhpmobile
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