RHP

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Metric or imperial

September 30 2011

Just wondering how guys do their measuring or women measure their men. How do you go about it. Seems like some guys start measuring from their toes to make themselves feel better . And then there's the elephant men you see in porn ...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    The correct method of measurement is from the top of the ball sack at the base of the penis to the tip of the head... Pushing the ruler or tape in as hard as you can you only fool yourself.. Its what can be seen that matters. Its only what can be used that count for a female not the imaginary bits behind or inside ... If you cheat' you will be caught out...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Measure by the pleasure which you can give.....thats first base and last base......the rest inbetween are all symantics....Now Im no elephant by what i hear down the grapevine is those who are can be very lazy if you catch my drift........which is a bad measurement whatever way you look at it.:)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Do men really measure their wiener after the age of 15?? I measure things by eye - if it looks big then it must be big. xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Good explaination... I mean the way you worded it ' you painted a picture.. Mr Happy thought so too, so there must be some truth in it... lol Mr JJ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Using a lazer tape measure and two very close quality assurance inspectors is the only accurate way. Make sure everyone is wearing safety glasses... oh.. and the water displacement method to accurately assess penis and ballsack volume... a useful calculation at dinner parties with a large vase full of water, flowers removed.HugsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Here I was thinking that everyone used the empty toilet roll!!!! pmsl   Pusscat xxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    THat they are all measured from the arsehole.......and in metric.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I grabbed one once to try and attach it to hubby and measure, wouldn't go over the head of his cock; he's too thick. Of course he thought this was just fabulous.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    From the arse using metric ? Geez' now I have a 30cm whopper..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Best method is just comparison. I have yet to meet someone bigger but I have never measured my self. Why some are so hung up on size is beyond me. Hate to use it but the old saying, size does not matter is most true. There are three sizes big, average, and small. Why bother with millimeters. Pointless. I did not even know I was big till in my 30's neither did my girl. It is only in the past years that I have had the opportunity to see and feel others that I know what average is, and oh there is so much variation.Woody_pussycat the toilet roll is a good measure. Average can get it in and maybe just poke out. Small you have room to spare and the head is lost. Big not a chance.But then I love having a big one, just dont ask how big as I dont have a clue, just bigger then the roll...Remember the biggest sex organ is the brain.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    is done from the top...when fully erect. if you place your tape measure at the point where your penis joins the body, amd measure to the tip, you'll get an honest figure. measuring underneath from the ballsac or even anus to the tip, is not how its done. thats just cheating.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Arent they all arseholes? And 30cms sounds so big. I mean 30 is a greater number than 10.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thats cm's not inches..... I wish ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    how many women measure, or at least monitor their breasts and from what age? I'd say its younger than 15. this comparing yourself to what you perceive to be what the 'others' are , or have, is 100% normal. its part of growing up......the big problem for some though is that they continue to do so well into what should be 'adulthood'......it doesnt matter.....big penis or big breasts.......dont make you who you are, that comes from within...a wanker with a large cock is still a wanker...and a bitch with large beasts is still a bitch......pretty simple.....or is it too simple for some?

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    13 years ago

    I like Fionabees conversion of 10 inches is 30 centimetres, well it appeared a conversion, although I am assuming it was just a throw away line of 30 is bigger than 10......but anyway ................now where was I?...lol   Oh yes, conversion, it really is messy isn't it, I mean 1 inch being 2.54 cm......but how do the younguns go with the conversion, I mean do they really know what an inch is, there really is not much out there with the old imperial measurements these days....   Metric is such a show off isn't it, I mean it stands out there, look at me I'm bigger , I'm flashier..........mmmmmmm.......gee that could sum some up couldn't it........pmsl......then there are those that have chosen to take the old measurement, the imperial measurement, does that mean they may not be so flashy, so boasting, that things are as they are and just get on with getting on?..........me thinks me thinks to much.......hehehe   I have grown up with with imperial and metric, as a number of us have here, but find it amazing that even the younguns talk in imperial measurements when talking about "a mans size".........oh well I guess some things were meant to stay the same.......   Enough of my ramblings, I think its time for my meds.......roflmao   Lets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Can most men actually fit inside a toilet roll whilst erect? I've always thought I was average, but I can barely fit inside a toilet roll flaccid, yet alone erect.As far as I know the correct way to measure your penis is by measuring from the top (near the pubic bone) to the head, and girth at the fattest point on the shaft

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Ok, from some of the profiles I’ve seen, a few ladies request the guy supports a certain length to qualify before contacting said member and as such here is a basic conversion based on those profiles (generally) P = length in inches (the only valid measure is done from the top, where your penis joins the body to the tip) P ≥ 10 = < xy/xx = >P = 8±1 = < xy/xx= >P ≤ 6 = < xy/xx= >so that could be why you need to know what size you are.I started this a something funny but didn't really turn out way intended

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and that is by his deeds and his actions, not his words or by the size of his penis. Although I must say I would rather 10 than 2. That is 25 rather than 5 for those who have converted.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I could be in the minority and have ALWAYS been scared that one day i'd unzip a male suitor and see a horse size!!!! ARGHHHH!!!! (thats me running away scared haha)   I haven't ever got the tape out b4 as i have found from the skinny/thick, shortish to longish, not a huge factor, as usual it is all how Chilli described it.   But I am still petrified of that big WAGGY sized one, as there are 3 places to put it, would i survive? haha i am sure it would be fine, but for some reason, i just haven't come across a monster yet?   Anyone wanna tell me about their first GIANT cock experience???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What a load of codswappop. Measuring you with eyes and ears. Look at her and see if she's having fun. Listen to her breathing. Dead giveaway. And if she wants more, there is plenty to make her happy. No ruler needed. Xx

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    13 years ago

    So if she is not breathing then what? Call an ambulance??