Monkey swinger club Melbourne?

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Yes strong selection criteria. I sent them photos 5kg lighter than those in my profile. Didn't make the cut... maybe have to try to lose 10 :p - Posted from rhpmobile

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  bonefide

  7 years ago

  They have a very detailed selection criteria. This would be for safety only, and highly likely the venue has max capacity of people at one time. Unsure if maybe it's anything else. Happy safe times are important.

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  FredAndGinger2

  7 years ago

  The venue does look great and the strict selection critera should mean it's a great crowd. Unfortunately we're over their age limit and so we'll never get to go 😣 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  DynamicCouple36

  7 years ago

  regarding the selection criteria of Monkeys Club. Some felt that the club owners were discriminating against the older / less attractive / overweight etc swingers out there and that they should be sued for that. Lol yes seriously, sued!! It is what it is and the club owners have every right to have selection / admittance criteria (whatever those may be) and to keep their perceived standards high. It is after all, a private club / party. Even we don’t make the grade. But such is life. :) We have however heard that they do put on a great party and that the attendees are attractive, fit, slim , healthy and sexy. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Hi there, I've only ever been to the monkey club (twice) as part of a couple. I would recommend it. There is a "cool kids club" of regulars who can at times not be the most open and friendly. Otherwise the crowd are generally friendly, good looking, sexy as hell. The organisers are nice and friendly too.

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  bonefide

  7 years ago

  If your over/outside the age and or selection criteria, many people are going to miss out. However the event organisers, go to great lengths to develop a venue, that will accommodate many interest, and likes. This can't be a easy thing to do, along with seperated the zipper heads heathen's from the gentile honest folk. But if you "OWN IT", u get to say who visits or use's it. 😎

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Thanks for all informations

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  luvsilver

  7 years ago

  We have been to the Monkey Club once a few years ago. For a short time they were hosting parties for 20-30 age group as well as a 30 - 40 age group The hosts were very nice people and the party was well run It was a little different in that we are used to going to a party and at least knowing a few people from RHP but none of the people we spoke to there were on RHP at all The crowd did all seem to be regulars to the MC and a little clique but were still quite friendly and attractive We were to go a second time but had to cancel due to an emergency at the last moment . The owner was keeping our booking fee over to the next party but they then stopped the 40s nights so guess that is gone ( our fault) The temperature did seem to get warmer and warmer then within a five minute span the meet and greet room emptied out with everyone going downstairs to the play area. It was as if a whistle had blown instructing everyone it was time to get busy. Mr Luvsilver

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  piperlove

  7 years ago

  The cliffs notes: 40-60 people attend each night, ages 20-45. ... Ultimately there are plenty of spaces for people of all ages to swing, and very few spaces for people in a younger demographic to explore with their peers. When you were in your 20s, would you have been comfortable sexually expressing yourself in front of a crowd of people in the majority double your age? Your parents age?? Let us have our space. I don't owe the world the right to watch me swing. And an under 40s crowd alows me to go wild in comfort. As for physical criteria, I do have a love/hate relationship with size restrictions. On the one hand it is a shame for thise who miss out. On the other (if I am more honest than politically correct) I put a lot of effort into hitting the gym and am attracted to people who also lead active/healthy lifestyles. People definitely aren't super models in there, but everyone does looo like they take care of themselves, and all being on a similar wavelength allows the space to become a very natural feeling orgy some nights. I do wish they would take the need for a bikini photo out of the female screening process, as this alone has put some of my female lovers off applying. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  piperlove

  7 years ago

  It is generally a pretty even ratio male:female and singles:couples. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  Sound_On

  7 years ago

  I have attended a variety of parties of the years and although it must be over 8 years ago since I attended the Monkey Club is something special. When you first arrive the upstairs setting, quality of conversation and hosting makes it feel more like a dinner party. Unlike many other parties the atmosphere was not awkward or vulgar but instead stimulating and sophisticated. Then after an hour of getting to know the other guests you go downstairs. Imagine a European porn full of gorgeous people but with the added highlight of exotic Asian women. I will never forget a beautiful 20yo Japanese girl mentioned she had never been with a woman and then a just as beautiful Chinese Malaysian women making a bee line and going down on her. At the other extreme, there were nervous first timers that could just sit back and enjoy the atmosphere without pressure. After only a few parties I met someone (and later turned 40) but is was always a privilege to be invited back. If you have the chance I recommend you take it - even if it is just the once to experience something a little like 'Eyes Wide Shut'.

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  FredAndGinger2

  7 years ago

  It's a pity there is not an equivalent sophisticated party for the over 40's. - Posted from rhpmobile

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