Most embarrassing moment 🙊👎

May 27 2018

What was it?🙈😕✍ Mine was my first excursion from school to the ZOO. Was checking out the monkies. One cheeky monkey trolled my ass! It took such a liking to me it thru shit at me and hit me. The oher school kids laughed. And so did all the monkies. What is your story?

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  • Dirtyandfriendly

    Dirtyandfriendly

    7 years ago

    I went with this insanely hot girl and went to see ast and the furious 4 I do believe. A bunch of rev heads were there, bald tatted up types. I'm a nerd so I obviously didn't fit in. Anyway the trailers were on and they seemed a little too g-rated and cars 2 played and thought...well shit it has cars in it. Then the intro started and it was a kid having a birthday and I was like the fuck? and it dawned on me they were playing the wrong movie, I instantly knew and grabbed her and like a panic tripped over people and was like were being chased by zombies, I literally was in hysterics!!! needless to say After when it dawned on the rest of the rev heads were told what happened and everyone laughed at me because I seriously was in a panic and like it was life and death. It was the Justin Beiber movie, so I still to this day cop shit for it from her, but I defended my actions. I am still scarred from watching the 8.2 seconds of it.

  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    7 years ago

    Must be.........chicken???? Surely there are some embarrassing moments to share??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    We are all too busy laughing at yours Swing!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The best fun I have in the forums is when topics bring up memories, but I haven't come up with much yet aside from the time I was walking up to people at a meet & greet, tripped over my own feet and landed on them. Hmmm, Peachy

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    7 years ago

    I was 13.. Pubic hair starting and all that embarrassing self absorbed shite. My family and I were on a trip around Australia in a bus we had decked out as a mobile home. Pulled over to the side of the road for a lunch stop up in the Kimberley's. I needed a whiz, so headed out into the long grass. The grass was taller than me, but did find a clearing a bit of a way in.. fly down, cock out ahhh. Was in such a rush I didn't really check out my surrounds, suddenly this very large snake starts to charge me.. a shout of fright, a jump back and running away, all in mid stream and cock out all the way back to where the family were setting up lunch. Stopped there wet pants dripping with urine putting my dick back in my pants, I can utter only one word.. Snake.

  • singlelady51

    singlelady51

    7 years ago

    I worked as a receptionist in a medical clinic and was always speaking to this Obstetrician and thought how sexy his voice was and curious to see him in person well, my wish came true.One Saturday am I was at work and he and his wife came in to the surgery and he introduced himself and then my mouth just started, I said to him that he was not like I had a picture of in my mind I visioned a young talk skinny person and he was plumb and older. Yes I went red faced but the wife insisted that I continue with my description of him as she liked my version better.So my moment!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Was on top of this women. Both going hammer and tongs, banging away at each other. At the moment of my orgasm. Has all guys do, my moans of pleasure seemed a little over the top for her. What she didnt know. As i cum, i got a cramp in my hammy at the very same moment. So my screams of pleasure, where also screams of pain. Trying to get the pain out of my leg. You tend to push and stretch, at the same time She did see the comical side of it, after

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'swingalingson' Must be.........chicken???? Surely there are some embarrassing moments to share?? It was at a friends wedding...The marriage didn't last but our friendship did, I just spoke to her on the phone this evening.Funnily enough, when asked, I couldn't remember my most embarrassing moment then shortly after that "She" came back into my life I fucking well remembered...