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Movie Lines
August 16 2016
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RHP User
8 years ago
But I've been watching Roseanne the series and we do have a laugh at how many of the sayings from the show I've taken on as my own over time. We watched it together in the first time round. Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm always quoting lines from movies to my kids - usually ones we've seen together - but not always. It's been fun to watch their expression when I'm introducing them to an 80's film, and they recognise a line I've been using for years. The first time they saw "It's 500 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarets, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses ... Hit it!" - they almost cheered :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
One that comes to mind straight away is from Thelma and Louise, talking about relationships ' you get what you will put up' so bloody true. Another one is Shrek, quote him quite a lot and they are hard to slide into conversations lol. 'Hold the phone', 'I'm a donkey on the edge' and ' that will do donkey, that will do'. I am really bad at quoting the simpsons too, but thats for another forum on tv shows lol.
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luvsilver
8 years ago
If you build it,they will come. --- Field of dreams Well he's there dancing with a pretty lady while we sit around pulling our tallywhackers ---- Young Guns More to comeMr Luvsilver
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mrnaughty88
8 years ago
Machete don't text
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Your mate ( Jimmy Loughnan ).." From Chopper, I use that a bit. And I don't use them in practice, but I love just about everything Yoda said...I could quite happily live my life according to his teachings. What a top bloke he was...
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RHP User
8 years ago
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and take a look around you might miss it." Ferris Bueller
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RHP User
8 years ago
Jack Nicholson saying to Shirley Mclaine, "I donโt know what it is about you, but you do bring out the devil in me.โ I've always wanted to use that line but I never have :) Mary xx ๐
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RHP User
8 years ago
I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you Melissa McCarthy is hilarious - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mr_MrsAraps
8 years ago
So many good lines. Aliens and full metal jacket are other ones that has so many good lines - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?
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RHP User
8 years ago
"I'm your huckleberry"... Doc Hollywood in Tombstone. "And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"...Donkey from Shrek (often said to our boss when he was upset cos he looked like Donkey from Shrek) "Nice shirt...they make em for men?"....Chopper "I love lamp"...Brick from Anchorman
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Promise me one thing. Don't take me home until I'm drunk. Very drunk indeed" Breakfast at Tiffany's "I'm playing the villain baby, just like you want" Girl Interrupted "This one time, at band camp" American Pie "Take me to bed or lose me forever" Top Gun
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RHP User
8 years ago
Stripes is full of quoatable quotes that have made me laugh every time, because delivered by legendary Bill Murray as Winger Favourite quote 1:Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do itโs usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination. Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. But the two of us together? Forget it! Favourite Dialogue from Army recruiting office scene:: Now, are either of you homosexuals?Recruiter: You mean like flaming?Winger: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.Recruiter: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.Russell: Yeah . . . Would they send us someplace special?Winger
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RHP User
8 years ago
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals? Winger: You mean like flaming? Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask. Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn. Winger: Yeah . . . Would they send us someplace special?
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luvsilver
8 years ago
That's not a knife --- Crocodile DundeeSurely you can't be serious- I am serious ,and stop calling me Shirley --- Flying HighMissed me by That Much --- Get Smart Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
8 years ago
It is not a tumor Boys have penises girls have a vagina lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I believe virtually everything I read...I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything. David St. Hubbins
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Monian
8 years ago
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Ni !!!
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luvsilver
8 years ago
The names Bond, James Bond ---- need I say moreWhat we have here, is a failure to communicate --- Cool Hand Luke Tell him his dreaming --- The CastleHow's the serenity! ---- The Castle Mr Luvsilver
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Aristippusx2
8 years ago
"Say hello to my little friend" A greeting with a diametrically opposed outcome
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RHP User
8 years ago
Ghostbusters "everything was fine until dickless here shut off the grid" "is this true?" "yes sir, it's true, this man has no dick" Also there's the whole "dicks, pussies, assholes" speech from Team America which I think is brilliantly profound!
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm terrible for this and do it all the time Shrek - you really need a tic tac or something cuz your breath stinkkksss :P only in a play way of course :P Shrek - Gunna stay up late swapping manly stories - and in the mornin I"m making waffles Finding Nemo - Just keep swimming , just keep swimming Billy Maddison - Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight . mean girls - why are you so obsessed with me the Truman show - and in case I dont see you .. good afternoon, good evening and good night Austin powers - do I make you horny baby? :D America Pie - this one time at band camp hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish Alice Through the Looking Glass - i'm not sure if this quote is in the movie I know it from the book - "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."
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cat_n_the_hatter
8 years ago
"Always look on the bright side of life" Monty Python, Life of Brian "What have the Romans ever done for us"?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name. David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint. Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins? David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes. Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of? David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin' like this -- and totally redeem yourself.''
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RHP User
8 years ago
Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn) after trashing the school football star's Trans Am whilst stoned off his head, into a brick wall with the footy star's brother in the passenger seat along for the ride Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit! Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
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Sawadee
8 years ago
I will find you. and when I find you , I will kill you. Liam Neilson. You're terrible Mureil. Muriel's Wedding.. It's a joke Joyce. Graham Kennedy..
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RHP User
8 years ago
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake Happy "fuck day" ass mouth I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of.......masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day
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RHP User
8 years ago
"The truth, you can't handle the truth" More often than not aimed at my ex missus - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake! We all know where this is going "Lesbi-honest" Well, sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, โMmm, better not.โ I could be the ham in that man sandwich! Don't worry. It's just God punishing you cause your'e a ginger Thereโs gonna be a whole lot of haters out there, people asking, โHey, why is the most talented one in the group Australian?โ But hey, Iโm fat, so thatโs close enough
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RHP User
8 years ago
Sweep the leg johnny sweep the leg Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Dumb and Dumber (Harry talking to Lloyd about why a girl broke up with him)... "She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough, or something... I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention" ๐ The Bodyguard (best shut-down line ever)... "I've been watching you all night from across the room" "Why don't you go back there and keep watching" ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
'When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.' Because I'm an incurable 'tragic romantic'. Well, that's what my therapist calls me. Of course the other great line from that movie is 'I'll have what she's having'. :)
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RHP User
8 years ago
I quite often quote movie lines, just shame most people I work with don't get them. That's a nice boulder, I like that boulder - Donkey in shrek, but replace boulder with whatever fits the situationAnd in the morning, I'm making waffles - Donkey again And then, No and then, and then, No AND THEN - I think its from dude wheres my car No Soup for you - Seinfeld , again replace soup with whatever fits the situation as well as lots from the Simpsons and Family Guy. ceepee
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Lifes_great
8 years ago
I'm touching myself tonight!
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123xdt611
8 years ago
Well, my dear, take heart. Some day, I will kiss you and you will like it. But not now, so I beg you not to be too impatient.โ โ Gone with the Wind Melvin Udall: Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here? - As good as it gets
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RHP User
8 years ago
Some people play hard to get, I play hard to want
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RHP User
8 years ago
"There can be only one." - Highlander I love telling my kids that... ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
This is bat country.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I always use the line from the movie Taxi Driver with Robert De Niro and from the movie Good Fellas and the line is said by Joe Pesci. I use this line from Taxi Driver when people give me attitude: "Are you talking too me?" Also the line from Good Fellas that Joe Pesci says is: "I'm funny? How am I funny? Does it look like I am wearing the floppy shoes? Come on, how am I funny? etc... That line I always say when people say oh your so funny lmao
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RHP User
8 years ago
Could always use a bigger boat - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Come with me if you want to live." Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn) in Terminator. "I'm your huckleberry." - Doc Halliday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone . "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die." - Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) in The Princess Bride. "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." - Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) in The Princess Bride. We could go on and on and on with quotes from the Princess Bride :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Said right after he cuts through a few vampires made me laugh, haven't had a chance to use it myself yet...one day tho - Posted from rhpmobile
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luvsilver
8 years ago
You work on commission don't you..? BIG MISTAKE...HUGE... I have to go shopping now..:(
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RHP User
8 years ago
Bridget "Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess with a very bad man between her thighs....Mum....Hi" Mark Darcy "Mother I don't need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney and dresses like her mother" Bridget "Thankyou Daniel that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I would rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse" Daniel Cleaver "There once was a woman from Ealing/who had a peculiar feeling/she lay on her back/and opened her crack/and pissed all over the ceiling" Bridget "This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers" Bridget "Where the fucks the fucking tuna?" Bridget "Great. Have bottom the size of Brazil" Shazzer "Exactly. There's been all these bloody hints and stuff. But has he ever stuck his fucking tongue down your fucking throat?" The whole movie is full of great lines. Can't be bothered typing them all.
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luvsilver
8 years ago
The Pretty Woman reference- that was Mrs Luvsilver (she always forgets to sign herself off)My story and sticking to it.Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
8 years ago
Gunsmith "Fuck the code" Wesley "What the fuck have you done lately?"
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RHP User
8 years ago
"There's always time for lubrication. " Maybe something of a misquote but good for a laugh in a tight situation. Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It'd be a pity to damage yours." (My personal favourite.) "As you wish...." "Inconceivable..." "It's not my fault bent the biggest and the strongest I don't even exercise." I know Princess Bride is a chick flick but so many great lines from the movie we've made family punch lines over the years! It's my kids' and exs' favourite movie. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'tokyoj' I know Princess Bride is a chick flick but so many great lines from the movie we've made family punch lines over the years! It's my kids' and exs' favourite movie. Princess Bride is an "everybody flick", it should be required viewing for all people - but don't trust me, I'm an Australian.
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RHP User
8 years ago
....they find pleasure in the most unusual places...'
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RHP User
8 years ago
''What's the matter Marty, nervous? Been awhile since you rubbed up against a woman with a brain?''
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'tokyoj' I know Princess Bride is a chick flick Definitely not a chick flick....if it was I wouldn't love it ''I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.''
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RHP User
8 years ago
"He left me". "We're back... in the car".
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RHP User
8 years ago
"...listen up boy...I'm giving ya pearls!" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
"...one prophylactic...new" "...one prophylactic...used" - Posted from rhpmobile
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soretongue
8 years ago
Run Forrest run!- Forrest Gump What? What ain't no country i ever heard of. Do they speak english in What?- Pulp Fiction Show me the money! Jerry Maguire Just the tips- Sausage Party Not a movie but old tv commercial- Not happy Jan ๐
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soretongue
8 years ago
(singing) When u hear the sound of thunder, Don't u get too scared. Just grab ur thunder buddy, and say these magic words. Fuck u thunder! U can suck my dick, U can't hurt me thunder cos ur just God's farts! (raspberries) ๐ Ted, thunder buddies for life.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, *I* want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away! Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out. Veruca Salt: [whining] I want an Oompa Loompa now! Violet Beauregarde: Can it, you nit! Willy Wonka: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry? Willy Wonka: [grabbing Veruca's mouth and pinching it a bit to hold it open] *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.
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lily1970
8 years ago
Badges? badges? We don't need no stinking badges..... If any one can enlighten me as to what movie this is from originally....that would be great!!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'lily1970' Badges? badges? We don't need no stinking badges..... If any one can enlighten me as to what movie this is from originally....that would be great!! in Cadets and the RAN from a young age I heard it said, "I don't want any hobby badges; I'd rather a chest to pin it on." (Think of the old Irish Folk/Drinking Song: "Big Strong Man").
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RHP User
8 years ago
''I want some more''. Kirsten Dunst's child vampire. One of the very few movies with Tom Cruise where I actually found him hot.
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RHP User
8 years ago
'he's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy ....'' The life of Brian " I could have been a contender...I could have been somebody...' Marlon Brando, on the waterfront and "GO and get me the BUTTER... ' Brando again from Last Tango in Paris
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OzRednecks
8 years ago
Crash and Burn, huh Mav? You screw up just this much, you will be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong. Communicating. Giving him the bird. You know, the finger?? Yes I know the finger Goose.
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