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My blind date stole my terrier!

April 22 2014

In the news today: "One New Jersey woman agreed to a blind date with a man she met online. After going out together last Thursday, things appeared to be going so well she invited him into her home. But when the woman went into another room of her house for a few minutes, she came back to discover that she had been robbed — by her date.The man, who she knew only as Joel, made away with her flat-screen TV and — because it was clearly just too cute to leave behind — her Yorkshire Terrier named Violet. The combined theft was estimated at $4,000, but we think that this pet-owner would probably agree that her pup is priceless.He must have felt so guilty, however (and maybe even a little bit hopeful for that second date?), because at 3 am on Saturday, the woman called to tell the police that both the TV and the terrier were found in her front yard. Joel, who hasn’t been identified by his full name in the press, has reportedly been discovered by the police, who are still unsure if they’ll be pressing charges." So, describe your worst date ever?

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  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Beats the usual stealing underwear story... lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Joel must not like bitches.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It was me more then him... I met this guy around dinner time in a pub in The Rocks many years ago. About fifteen minutes into the date I started to feel really nauseous. It was wasn't the company so much as the chicken I had for lunch. I had to run to the bathroom and barely made it. As soon as I came out I had to run back in.When I finally emerged he got up and left, without making sure I was ok or hailing me a cab. I'm sure he still tells the story to his mates though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Was my reaction when a lady who I was on a date with said she was going to the toilet...and never returned. Thinking she might have actually come unstuck or something, I actually went to the ladies room door and asked if they had seen a lady wearing such and such....one lady said yeh...she went outside....I went out to look and no one there. I don't know if it was the onions I ate or if I had something stuck in my teeth....hahaha. Or the fact that I started talking about abortion and euthanasia...just jokes on that last bit.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    200kgs of a very very huge sneeze! So loud, everything went silent around me and I saw the froth off my cappuccino blow across the table! Then I heard a PLOP in cup! YEP! (snot) landed in my cappuccino. No offer to replace it. But then he phoned me 5mins later (after I left) and asked me, if I believed in love at first sight. A week later he rang me (left a message on my mobile) to say he had told his family we were an item. FUCK THAT - no one blows the froth off my cappuccino and PLOPS snot in it! Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Joel must not like bitches. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'leoman'I don't know if it was the onions I ate or if I had something stuck in my teeth....hahaha. Or the fact that I started talking about abortion and euthanasia... You should have talked about stopping the boats, much safer material for a first date.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Yes Meander that sounds like an awesome topic of discussion....hmmmm if I could turn back time...if I could find a way....I'd take back all the boats that could hurt you and you'd say....if I could reach the gun...I'd shoot them all for you......a duet done by Tony Abbott and John Howard hehehe.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I couldn't work it out...... Did you sneeze or your date?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Bigmamma1' I couldn't work it out...... Did you sneeze or your date? I think it's in the last sentence.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Oh sorry :( LOL....Tis was my date who blew my froth! ;) Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Did you have a date with the big bad wolf Foxxxy? Hehehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was on a blind date, having dinner... and at the end of the meal realised my purse had been stolen. I was in a panic and my date just said "I gotta go" and took off. Yeah thanks mate, I'll find my own way home with no money or car keys.... Needless to say I never spoke to him again!

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    I met a girl, and the second time I saw her she jumped me, filling my view with rather oversized boobs for her little frame. After a half hour of undressing and grinding and kissing and the phone rang. She answered, and following a brief conversation she looked at me and said..... "So, I've decided to get back with my boyfriend". Uh huh. Seems I was the warm up band hahaha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    That's awful....What a little TERROR! Foxy PS- For those who know me, I don't mind the name "TERRIER". ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The Leg Humper... I had a meet with one guy at my place, we had been chatting for a while and I invited him over for a coffee. So we were chatting and having coffee, he was nice but soooo tall...says me the short arse! Anyway we were chatting when he sort of made a hit on me telling me he liked my jeans as he stoked my leg. We got to talking about our height difference so we decided to stand back to back to see the difference. So he then swings me around and starts eating my face and groping me. I don't need much encouragement, lol, so he started carrying me to my bedroom. He throws me on the bed and jumps on top and we were kissing and groping, him on top, then me. He managed to get me out of my top and bra and went to town on my tits. He threw me back on my back and rolled back over on me. We were still fully dressed other than my top half. At this stage he starts dry humping my leg, still eating my face. He then grabbed my hair at the back so hard I couldn't move my head and he was moaning into my ear and kissing my neck. I was just pinned there and couldn't do much. He was progressively humping my leg harder and harder then all of a sudden he let go of my hair, and started digging his thumbs into my cheeks and saying in my ear that he was going to cum...WTF?? He rolled off and we just laid there for a few minutes. I had no idea what to say, never even offered him a shower, I was just too gobsmacked. He ended up saying, ok, I better go, so I said goodbye. Then he called me a few later wanting to do it again, um, no thanks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I didn't have a real first date until I was 36. Three of them ended up in bed and the fourth ended up in a 4 year relationship. Guess which one was the worst.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71'Guess which one was the worst. The one with small boobs?! 3 2 1 .....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The really dirty man,he turned up to the cafe covered in bitumen.....even his face....the man who ate my lunch....he didn't buy his own.....the man who threw a tantrum and made me buy my own:-) .....the man who brought me chocolate...it was a violet crumble.....the man who threw me in a taxi because I wasn't dirty enough....the man who had no teeth...the man who thought I was going to be his next wife...a few reasons as to why I live in a cave :-) xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was on my way to the beach one Saturday and this man was insistent he wanted to meet me so I told him I was going to the beach and to meet me there. He eventually showed up 3 hours after I thought he would wearing trackies and runners. When I asked what took so long he replied "I was waiting for my washing machine to finish". Next!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Quoting 'Funlover71'Guess which one was the worst. The one with small boobs?! 3 2 1 .....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality' I was on my way to the beach one Saturday and this man was insistent he wanted to meet me so I told him I was going to the beach and to meet me there. He eventually showed up 3 hours after I thought he would wearing trackies and runners. When I asked what took so long he replied "I was waiting for my washing machine to finish". Next! He was the runner up? Oh wait... SG

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality' I was on my way to the beach one Saturday and this man was insistent he wanted to meet me so I told him I was going to the beach and to meet me there. He eventually showed up 3 hours after I thought he would wearing trackies and runners. When I asked what took so long he replied "I was waiting for my washing machine to finish". Next! He was trying to impress...... with his best trakkies

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    After him running two hours late and a last minute text - on my way. The first thing he did when we went to bed, was hump and hump my leg with rhythmic heaving breathing, like a dog would! Even shaking my leg, didn't even work! I said NO three times and said "if you do not like it, I'm happy for you to leave" Then he had the hide to turned it around to say "YOU have just made ME feel uncomfortable, so I will leave" WTF?? he didn't me me feel uncomfortable running late, then humping my leg like a dog?? It was terrible and awful. Shame, I didn't piss on his leg on the way out... Foxy

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    11 years ago

    I was waiting at the coffee shop and i think she realised I'd forgotten what she looked like so she sat at the table next to me. When i didn't recognize her after a few minutes she got up and left. The next day i met her friend at a different coffee shop and started to complain about her not showing up... She was sitting right there at the table with her friend while i was doing this and i didn't recognize her again... Not exactly a date, but arguably the most embarrassing moment of my life. How it happened was, i made her a coffee at my work and gave it to her for free cos i thought she was good looking. My boss chewed me out, but later her friend who i knew pretty well came back and gave me her number. So i called her immediately after work and she agreed to meet me 2 days later. Now I'd only seen her once and hadn't really been paying attention. But i figured she'd come up to me, so i wasn't concerned. Obviously i was wrong and then of course the next day i made it so much worse. Since then i pay special attention to defining features so that that never happens again. Also i walk past her about 3-4 times a year. We've never so much as made eye contact ever again. So bad...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Was going to be my first time at a nude beach, all ready to go and this guy calls who I've been chatting to. He says he wants to go as well and he will drive me (first big mistake) apparently he lived nearby and so of course he turned up 2hrs later. Nothing like his photos, overgrown hair, beard and moustache, dirty fingernails!!! Driving along and he decides to stop for coastal walks, surprising me naked and wanting a head job, thank goodness people were walking past. Then asks if he can have a drink, I said no as I'm in the car, apparently he got pissed at me because I wouldn't have sex in the bush, so in the car he starts pouring the bourbon out and started drinking.... We finally got to the beach, about to walk onto the sand where he announced he didn't want to go, turned around and walked off...... Sad thing is, it got even worse on the way home :(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    not good, but so funny to read. It makes me feel better about some of my experiences. There seems to be so many freaks out there

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Ralf...LOL @ The leg Humper. I just read your post. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Never meet men on Wednesdays:-) :-) :-) xxBC

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Ralf...LOL @ The leg Humper. I just read your post. Foxy I was getting deja vu reading yours! Starting to wonder if it was the same guy, lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'BarefootContessa' Never meet men on Wednesdays:-) :-) :-) xxBC I will keep that in mind ;)