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Naked Cooking...

February 09 2015

So there I was, early Saturday morning. I had a few bevies with the lads the night before and didn't eat... With a hunger that took over my mind. I decided to cook..I was still naked from my slumber and rummaging through the fridge when it came.. A mild veggie breakfast laksa... Blanching the vegies off, I stirred the boiling water and ssslllooowwwwww motion took over.. I watched the dollop of boiling water burst from its containment on the stove, as I followed its path with my sleepy eyes Mr Bad came into view.. And I was paralysed with ...No bloody way.... PLOP..... Right on the bits that hurt the most.... Which is everywhere... Mr Bad had a bad day that day... I have decided that even though I love to cook naked.. A apron will now be in use.. By the way the laksa was bloody delish... But I felt very hot?? So my question`s are as such... Are their any other RHP enthusiasts that like to indulge in the act of bare bum culinary antics.... Pre or post coitus, as a pair, for their partner or dare I say the BBQ..Enjoy..

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I cant cook

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Am having déjà vu xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    that a man knows what veggies, blanching and laksa is Sorry, my bad, I have never had a man who really knows how to cook anything decent.

  • Fire_and_Storm

    Fire_and_Storm

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'silkpeach' I cant cook Let us cook for You with pleasure xxx

  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    10 years ago

    No toasted cheese sandwiches then? I can actually cook really good lasagne - those foil containers they come in at the shops makes them easy to put in the oven, and negates the need to use plates too! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I wouldn't be eating toasted cheese sandwiches naked! Have you ever got that burning stuff on your lip!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    but hubby does most of the cooking thankfully :)

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    10 years ago

    Cook naked with hot frying fat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    As a complete and utterly devoted hedonist, fine food is a must with any liaison with a lover and if post coital or maybe a fuel stop on the journey of a great night the bare body is just as comfortable in the kitchen as anywhere else. There is something special about a lover tasting a sample licked directly from ones finger as she take it just a little deeper and sucks just a little longer than is required to sample flavor. Ahhh fuck now back at it as I just manage to flick the burners to low, then lift her to the bar stool legs spread to fuck some more.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'silkpeach' I cant cook That my dear is a shame... What you need is a servant to bring your delights to your tower...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya79' Am having déjà vu xxFreya Did you have disaster on you Mr Bad as well.. Hmm... Was I drunk...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' that a man knows what veggies, blanching and laksa is Sorry, my bad, I have never had a man who really knows how to cook anything decent. I love cooking, but can get boring for one person. Anyone say slack ass...... So I have to remind myself sometimes that I used to be a chef and pull the pans out..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Way to a woman's heart is good food cooked just the way she likes it. Finding out what her favorite dish is and how she likes it and then making it for her never fails to make her smile and come back for more.

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    10 years ago

    Love being naked in th house. Tho yes have learnt an apron is a must have when dealing with most stove top antics. Does sex near the BBQ count ;-) (Nothing like dessert over the table) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    speaking of laksa, i made a great bowl of sliced pork and tofu and vegie laksa for dinner for kids and I. delish but it did require a few pans rolling and will never attempt it naked (specially when stir frying laksa paste inhot oil and throwing in the meats and then the coconut milk.... oil splash everywhere...) but definite my ex boyfriend, a few years ago, made me pannacota with berry coulis stark naked with only an apron on and wonderful site to behold as he was very fit and tall. the only proviso is that i keep my hands to myself as he worked his was around his kitchen, tease.... but dessert delivered by my dessert.. how good is that..