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Names for organs of excitement?

August 17 2013

Slate magazine has a list of names for sexual organs through the ages. They include:brute, goober, stuffed eelskin. cullions (“vile fellows”).shaft of delight, staff of life, candy cane, champion.diamonds, charms, as-good-as-ever-twanged. Fountain of love, Venus’ cradle, treasure, Cupid’s warehouse, garden of delight, seat of love, pleasure place, love’s cabinet, nature’s treasury, harbor of hope, venerable monosyllable.Spitfire, trench, snatch blade, nethermouth, mark of the beast, jack nasty faceHere is the challenge: make up some new ones. Preferably nice ones. 'jack nasty face' is no a nice way to refer to whichever part it refers to, but 'jack happy face' would be fine.

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RHP User

11 years ago

"Gateway to her guts". Kevin Bloody Wilson, you've wrapped it up nicely for me :). - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

my sugah shack,my honey maker,my pleasure path,my garden o 'delight,my delictible treasure.... your lickerish stick,your majestic,your pleasure plough,you're king of the rod

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Coops27M

11 years ago

Probably less applicable these days but when i was 12 ish i used to call a ladies area the forest of feelings- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

Quoting 'sirlurkalot' "Gateway to her guts". Kevin Bloody Wilson, you've wrapped it up nicely for me :). - Posted from rhpmobile You can't say cunt in Canada ...

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erotictouch4u

11 years ago

From Kiss...Tunnel of Love From Ian Drury...Rythm Stick ET xox

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RHP User

11 years ago

John Thomas. You's agree Meeka?

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RHP User

11 years ago

DH.Lawrence as he coined the term for Mellors.

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RHP User

11 years ago

Vuvuzela, that's the horn that was played constantly during the 2010 Soccer World Cup (TWSS), but it sounds so right!

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RHP User

11 years ago

Mr Wiggly and Miss Bump.Manny and Mumbles.Lydia Labia and Whang Johnson.The Rancid Lizard and the VeeDub Bonnet.Ms Shrivell and Mr Shlong.Spit & Dribble

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Coops27M

11 years ago

Haha i love vuvuzela! I'm going to have to remember that one. Also because it makes a droning noise.... Just jking :)- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

“For the sword outwears its sheath” Lord Byron.

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