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Naughty camping secrets

April 19 2016

We were talking about our upcoming camping trip, "Cool nights,warm bodies" (it's in the event section for Qld in May if you want to check it out- sneaky plug), and it made us think of the time we were at a dam near Brisbane camping. We were out on our Jetski looking for a quiet place to sit and relax. We found a nice spot well away from anywhere and where we could easily see anyone coming. We had been there for A bit when we started to fool around. Pants came off and it was getting hot and heavy. Mrs. E jumped up and moved a few metres away and put 2 hands on a tree, bent over and motioned for me to join her. Being the obedient husband I am, I did what I was told. So we got busy at that for some time, then, with a quite elevated pulse we went back and lay on the rug. We had a drink and some nibbles and relaxed. About 5 minutes later a motor started and it was close. We looked around and could just notice the top of 2 heads moving and from out of a little inlet that we had not noticed came a tiny tinnie with 2 fisherman in it. They proceeded past our spot and we're both grinning from ear to ear and as they past one of them gave us a thumbs up. They had front row seats to our performance. We were a little embarassed but it also made us very excited. So, what is your story on when you have been busted in an outdoor situation?

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  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    9 years ago

    It would no longer be a secret if we published it in here, would it ? 😇😉😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Perhaps a more fitting forum title would have been Naughty camping stories.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Already talked about this, but my most recent was completely random (was just approached) on a regular beach, obviously during the day. I ended up meeting him again a few days later for round 2, but on that first day, we were caught not once, but TWICE and worse, by the same people lol I couldn't even believe it myself. You know, you have a quick look around, all good, people reasonably close, too close in fact to have full on sex, but that didn't stop us. There was a woman probably about 20 metres away but others were much further. Anyway, we were both laying on our back, I lifted myself up in that position, slid over and let him enter me from underneath, after an erotic massage and finger play, hot as. So he fucked me from underneath, but it had to be slow because we didn't have enough privacy. We were right in the middle of this and the lifeguards little vehicle drove past, really close, right next to us. When you're getting into it, you don't hear other sound, that's what happened. So I laughed and said 'shit' or something like that. They kept driving. Good of them to carry on their way and leave us be. So we resume, same again, just getting into it, and they drive right past us AGAIN. That has never happened and had me in hysterics by this stage. So that was not planned and we had checked the surrounds, but when things start to happen, time stops, for you, just not for everyone else

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    9 years ago

    I went camping with the boyfriend of the time. We had organised some mates to meet us, but they weren't going to arrive to the campsite until the next night. Awesome...a night of naughtiness for us! After getting frisky in front of the fire we retired to our tent and revelling in being alone and not in our respective student share houses, we went to town with the noise levels. We had a laugh at the rustling noises we could here outside the tent, blamed it on animals coming into camp to check out the animalistic noises coming from the tent. When we climbed out of the tent the next morning, our mates couldn't stop laughing at us. Yep, the rustling we had heard was them arriving a night early. 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    and the guy was 25, put a smile on my face that day

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Another time, Mrs Espressomartinis and I were camping at Finch Hatton gorge near Mackay. We went into a waterhole for a swim. There were a few people about but we were feeling a little frisky. We went downstream a little, but still in sight of the people. We were very discreet and looked like we were just having a cuddle, but we probably created enough ripples that someone could have worked out what we were up to. We did not care, it was fantastic.Got to love a little bit of naughty outdoor activity.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    The irony of noisily blasting around a public lake on a JetSki.... but looking for a quiet place to get away from..... noisy JetSki users lol 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Perhaps you should come over to the sunny state and come camping with us. We won't have a spare tent so we will have to put you up in our caravan. It does only have one bed though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'espressomartinis' Perhaps you should come over to the sunny state and come camping with us. We won't have a spare tent so we will have to put you up in our caravan. It does only have one bed though. I wouldn't mind not having my own tent

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' The irony of noisily blasting around a public lake on a JetSki.... but looking for a quiet place to get away from..... noisy JetSki users lol 😄 Well, since we are slightly more seasoned jetski users we are quite respectful of others. Except when an old fisherman sticks his little tinnie right in the middle of a channel. Then i blast past him. But you are right.... people hate noisy jetski's

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    First date we went to this flash restaurant with live music and small dance floor. After consuming a bottle of 'Ben Ean ' and 3 or 4 Harvey wall bangers it seemed like no one else was in the restaurant except the two of us. We were both so hot feeling each other up at the table and dance floor we had to get out of there , there and then. Outside , we walked into the park beside the bay both with heads spinning she dropped to her knee's unzipped me and started to go for it.. Ahhh wonderfull , that was until someone leaving the restaurant got in their car and turned their friggin headlights on . I now know how a kangaroo feels..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Queensland is of particular interest at the moment. It was Sydney at one point but just lately, I've had a lot of attention from the sunny state lol woke this morning to some delicious vision omg I couldn't breathe, hottest bloody pictures I've seen in a long time. I chat to a few of your fellow statesmen and they look after me something in the water over there at the moment?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    lucky to have a jetski. If I had one, I'd be one of those idiots blatting around annoying people

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Queensland is of particular interest at the moment. It was Sydney at one point but just lately, I've had a lot of attention from the sunny state lol woke this morning to some delicious vision omg I couldn't breathe, hottest bloody pictures I've seen in a long time. I chat to a few of your fellow statesmen and they look after me something in the water over there at the moment? Maybe you need to pick the hottest looking one with brains who can hold a conversation, make sure he has a tent, couple up with him and come camping lol. We don't care if you just stay in your tent the whole time, as long as you leave the side flaps open so we can watch.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'espressomartinis' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Queensland is of particular interest at the moment. It was Sydney at one point but just lately, I've had a lot of attention from the sunny state lol woke this morning to some delicious vision omg I couldn't breathe, hottest bloody pictures I've seen in a long time. I chat to a few of your fellow statesmen and they look after me something in the water over there at the moment? Maybe you need to pick the hottest looking one with brains who can hold a conversation, make sure he has a tent, couple up with him and come camping lol. We don't care if you just stay in your tent the whole time, as long as you leave the side flaps open so we can watch. I love being watched. When did you say this was again

  • loveorall

    loveorall

    9 years ago

    Would love to take you on this camping trip. I have a tent for us to use and the side flaps defiantly fold back. Could put on a nice hot show for everyone to see 😋 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'loveorall' Would love to take you on this camping trip. I have a tent for us to use and the side flaps defiantly fold back. Could put on a nice hot show for everyone to see 😋 - Posted from rhpmobile mmm this just gets better just checking my zero bank balance to see if by some miracle it has increased but I'm definitely interested. Give me some time to think about it and work out logistics

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'espressomartinis' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Queensland is of particular interest at the moment. It was Sydney at one point but just lately, I've had a lot of attention from the sunny state lol woke this morning to some delicious vision omg I couldn't breathe, hottest bloody pictures I've seen in a long time. I chat to a few of your fellow statesmen and they look after me something in the water over there at the moment? Maybe you need to pick the hottest looking one with brains who can hold a conversation, make sure he has a tent, couple up with him and come camping lol. We don't care if you just stay in your tent the whole time, as long as you leave the side flaps open so we can watch. Just thinking further on this is conversation really necessary ? Talking is overrated. How much talking do you think we'll be doing?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'loveorall' Would love to take you on this camping trip. I have a tent for us to use and the side flaps defiantly fold back. Could put on a nice hot show for everyone to see 😋 - Posted from rhpmobile All the single guys will be trying to talk ITM2 to come over and share a tent with them. Love it. ITM2 it is on in late may. You would almost certainly end up with the award for most distance traveled (prize will be presented by Mrs E in the caravan).

  • P69D69

    P69D69

    9 years ago

    I have a problem when we go out clubbing, think the mrs thinks its rude to leave before closing time. Anyway we had trained it into Southbank Brisbane, i kept telling the mrs we had to go or we will miss the train. She refused, we missed the last train and no way I could justify paying a $100 taxi trip. So we found a park bench, mrs was wanting action so she climbed on, also her manipulative way of getting me out of my pissed off mood with her for missing the train. We finished and she's still straddling me with her dress hidding the business. We see a group of guys walking past, mrs says, you having a good night. One replies, not as good as you. Security would of have a great view if a camera was located nearby, didnt get hassled by them either so maybe they didnt know or see. We cuddled the rest of the morning till the first train arrived. Yah. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • JohnAnn2227

    JohnAnn2227

    9 years ago

    We actually began swinging through camping. We used to camp with friends at Sussex Inlet caravan park and share a 6 person tent. One night we came back from the RSL drunk and decided to play strip poker which eventually led to a full swap. We all had a huge talk the next morning and no one had regrets. We never stopped from there!Ann & John