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New winks?

April 28 2020

Recent restrictions meant rhp updated their ‘wink’ statement. Now that it may be possible to meet people again soon, maybe rhp should consider updating the wink statements and give them a bit of a refresh. Suggestions for new winks? “Nudge nudge wink wink” could become “I want to touch you, but I didn’t bring my hand sanitiser. I’m not winking because my eyes hurt. Hint hint.” Or what about a whole new take on how the winks can be used? For example, “You clearly didn’t read my profile, so why would you possibly think we are interested”. Thoughts? R&B - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • SpicyKale

    SpicyKale

    5 years ago

    One of the other sites has something along the lines of, "I don't think I'm what you're looking for" It always made me giggle... I liked to think it was code for, "you haven't read our bloody profile have you?" 😊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Sub-heading 'cheeky': List of things to DO: 1: Hairdresser 2: Beautician 3: YOU Sub-heading 'to the point': Now we're out of the lockdown let's have a love lockdown of our own. Sub-heading 'ice-breakers': You give me fever. No wait. Is it you or

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Perhaps a competition for sugguesting new winks in the community section. Top 5 free membership for 3 months.

  • bianca_dd

    bianca_dd

    5 years ago

    that intimation is fairly accurate for 99% of replies I receive.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Just. Seriously?

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    5 years ago

    Usebi suggestion has my vote

  • deano504x

    deano504x

    5 years ago

    That is a good one SpicyKale. Love it.

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    5 years ago

    We aren't allowed to touch, but you make me want to be a criminal :)

  • Phoenix_Rising

    Phoenix_Rising

    5 years ago

    I always forget we’re even meant to reply to them, so maybe “your flirt/wink has been placed in a queue and probably won’t be answered because the operator’s not paying attention”. Also is there an auto reply feature? I’m gonna need that too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    There is a auto reply to winks already Im pretty sure.

  • SpicyKale

    SpicyKale

    5 years ago

    Bianca_dd, ditto! It's a fine line between having flirts that are down right nasty and those that make a subtle point! I always thought that one was awesome, unfortunately it probably goes straight over the heads of those it's aimed at!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    5 years ago

    Flurt: I heard you could wink with that arsshole. 😉 Reply: Thanks for the wink. I'm just in shock.😱 Ms Foxy

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    5 years ago

    I think we need advice from the master of men...the cook of cooks.... The Swedish Chef... Esh ferrn der murn cumpooter... Hurty flurty schnip schnip 😂😂

  • bianca_dd

    bianca_dd

    5 years ago

    if RHP had one that read " I’m sure you’ll make some girl that isn’t me really, really happy some day" or perhaps "sorry but I don't wish to leave my comfort zone". My partner's suggestion was not fit for print in mixed company.

  • bianca_dd

    bianca_dd

    5 years ago

    to SpicyKale's first post, although it is not a wink it is a template reply I created which I am happy to share with other ladies to cut and paste, alter, modify or ignore as the choose. "I do appreciate you taking the time to message me but I really, really would have appreciated it more had you taken the time to read the words on my profile. After all, profiles are there to explain to potential friends what it is you are seeking or things that you are not wanting. So, if you have any interest in me at all, then don't just look at the pics of my tits on my profile, try reading the words and after you have, if you then feel that I offer something you want, please get back to me. Ta Bianca ( . )( . )" Yes I am the Bitch Queen. lol

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    5 years ago

    I also think we need a much more down to earth one.... “Hey I noticed you’re a member, and I’m too tight fisted to pay, but I think we should chat...so how about it? Seeing you’ve already paid and all” 😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    How boutSorry RHP but that hook doesn't even have bait on it.

  • Phoenix_Rising

    Phoenix_Rising

    5 years ago

    Bahaha, I’d use that one Anti! 😂😂 In fact I’d probably actually use them if they were more down to earth or even funny like some of the suggestions here. Usebi the hook one would be good for those annoying blank profiles. Bianca I find it admirable that you bother telling people what they’re doing wrong, lol. I just roll my eyes and reply with “I’m not what you’re looking for” when people message me who clearly haven’t read my profile. Though at the moment it doesn’t say much so that’s not an issue 😂

  • Andremmo

    Andremmo

    5 years ago

    What we need are some movie themed flirt rejections. When you start thinking about movies there are so many quotes that can be adapted. These are not the boobs you're looking for. Sorry Jabba the Hutt, I'm immune to your Jedi Mind tricks. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

  • bianca_dd

    bianca_dd

    5 years ago

    I send it more as bitchy statement rather than trying to correct their oversight or lack of manners. I think the message would go over their heads anyway but it gives me a chuckle.

  • SpicyKale

    SpicyKale

    5 years ago

    Andremmo, like where you're heading there! I'm not sure which would freak them out more, "I am your father" or, "we are not the droids you are seeking."

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    5 years ago

    Spicy... Imagine R2D2 chiming dirty 😂😂

  • bianca_dd

    bianca_dd

    5 years ago

    not sure about R2D2 chiming but he did always have that long probe that would pop out every now n then.......

  • Phoenix_Rising

    Phoenix_Rising

    5 years ago

    Ooooo we’ve jumped from winking to probing, I like the way this is evolving....

  • SpicyKale

    SpicyKale

    5 years ago

    Maybe the pie will change winks to probes in the new site update! Waking up in the morning to find that you've been probed three times has a nice ring to it 😂

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    5 years ago

    Knowing my luck though....that probe would still hit the wrong spot 😂😂

  • bianca_dd

    bianca_dd

    5 years ago

    no such thing as a 'wrong' spot babe

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    5 years ago

    How about plain and simple rhp could change the word or double up the same reply but add a we option ,in most of the replies, annoys the hell out of me that they all say I, Mr b

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Maybe they just assume you have an iPhone.

  • Justdoingstuff

    Justdoingstuff

    5 years ago

    This was fixed. They are gone! haha

  • DonnaBrett

    DonnaBrett

    5 years ago

    Since RHP updated the site we can't even find where to wink or flirt other people? Are we missing something? This new layout is messy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    in the settings of messenger there is a manage quick message which is supposed to replace flirts. this new setup is more backdated than updated though

  • Justdoingstuff

    Justdoingstuff

    5 years ago

    Apparently the like button has replaced it. You tap the little heart, hopefully they do too. If you both do you can see it. And then you can chat with them.