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Non traditional Christmas Songs....
December 27 2016
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Missb4u
8 years ago
Fairytale of New York The Pogues It was Christmas Eve babe In the drunk tank An old man said to me, won't see another one And then he sang a song The Rare Old Mountain Dew I turned my face away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one I've got a feeling This year's for me and you So happy Christmas I love you baby I can see a better time When all our dreams come true They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve You promised me Broadway was waiting for me You were handsome You were pretty Queen of New York City When the band finished playing They howled out for more Sinatra was swinging, All the drunks they were singing We kissed on a corner Then danced through the night The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day I could have been someone Well so could anyone You took my dreams from me When I first found you I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Can't make it all alone I've built my dreams around you The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells are ringing out For Christmas day
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RHP User
8 years ago
found it on youtube was thinking about posting it..... Quoting 'Missb4u' Fairytale of New York The Pogues It was Christmas Eve babe In the drunk tank An old man said to me, won't see another one And then he sang a song The Rare Old Mountain Dew I turned my face away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one I've got a feeling This year's for me and you So happy Christmas I love you baby I can see a better time When all our dreams come true They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve You promised me Broadway was waiting for me You were handsome You were pretty Queen of New York City When the band finished playing They howled out for more Sinatra was swinging, All the drunks they were singing We kissed on a corner Then danced through the night The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day I could have been someone Well so could anyone You took my dreams from me When I first found you I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Can't make it all alone I've built my dreams around you The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells are ringing out For Christmas day
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RHP User
8 years ago
I really enjoy White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin :)
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have this one by Alan Jackson but it was apparently written by John Denver. :-) "Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas I don't want to see my Momma cry Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas I don't want to see my Momma cry .Just last year when I was only seven Now I'm almost eight, as you can see You came home a quarter past eleven And fell down underneath our Christmas tree ."Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas I don't want to see my Momma cry Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas ."Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas I don't want to see my Momma cry Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas I don't want to see my Momma cry ."Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas I don't want to see my Momma cry Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas I don't want to see my Momma cry .I don't want to see my Momma cry Mama smiled and looked Outside the window She told me son You better go upstairs Then you laughed and hollered "Merry Christmas" I turned around and saw My Momma's tears ."Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas I don't want to see my Momma cry Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas .No, I don't want to see my Momma cry
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enduran
8 years ago
I like the No Use For A Name version of it - which I even listen to outside of christmas - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin lays an egg 🎤🎶🎼 The batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away HEY! Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg........... 🎼 HEY! 😀
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RHP User
7 years ago
Wishing You A Merry Christmas xo I hope you are ok and that you come back. Cheers Rubi :) Quoting 'Missb4u' Fairytale of New York The Pogues
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RHP User
7 years ago
"Thank God It's Christmas" Oh my love we've had our share of tears Oh my friend we've had our hopes and fears Oh my friends it's been a long hard year But now it's Christmas Yes it's Christmas Thank God it's Christmas The moon and stars seem awful cold and bright Let's hope the snow will make this Christmas right My friend the world will share this special night Because it's Christmas Yes it's Christmas Thank God it's Christmas For one night Thank God it's Christmas yeah Thank God it's Christmas Thank God it's Christmas Can it be Christmas? Let it be Christmas Ev'ry day Oh my love we've lived in troubled days Oh my friend we have the strangest ways All my friends on this one day of days Thank God it's Christmas Yes it's Christmas Thank God it's Christmas For one day Thank God it's Christmas Yes it's Christmas Thank God it's Christmas Oooh yeah Thank God it's Christmas Yes yes yes yes it's Christmas Thank God it's Christmas For one day A very merry Christmas to you all
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RHP User
7 years ago
Gayla Peevey was 10-years-old when she recorded the song. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do Don't want a doll No dinky tinker toy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy I want a hippopotamus for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you He won't have to use A dirty chimney flue Just bring him through the front door That's the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh what joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes To see a hippo hero standing there I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles No rhinoceroses I only like hippopotamuses And hippopotamuses like me too (swing it) Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian There's lots of room for him In our two car garage I'd feed him there And wash him there And give him his massage I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh what joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes To see a hippo hero standing there I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles Or rhinoceroses-es I only like hippopotamuses-es And hippopotamuses like me too
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RHP User
7 years ago
One, two, three, fourHere comes Santa in his sleigh Those silver bells they sound so gay His shiny sleigh is heaped with toys To give to all good girls and boys With dolls and gollywogs and clockwork trains Trams, tin soldiers and little model planes Going to fill your stocking so long as you've been good And I'm sure that you have because you know you should Middle eight! "Have I got to sing that?""Yes!" "No you don't sing, you just say it." "Okay." "All right?" "Right." "One, two, three..." Cheerful face is wreathed in smiles Can see him coming for miles and miles As he passes by he'll catch your ear With "Merry Christmas guys and a Happy New Year!" "Man!" "Shout that as a cheery Christmas greeting, Alan." "Yeah, shout that one out, right?" Turkey and sausages and Christmas pud "Have another helping John!" Oh, I don't think I could Christmas parcels under the tree None for you and six for me!
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RHP User
7 years ago
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? It's the time that every Santa has a ball Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? Does a ton-up on his sleigh? Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?So here it is, Merry Xmas Everybody's having fun Look to the future now It's only just begunAre you waiting for the family to arrive? Are you sure you got the room to spare inside? Does your granny always tell ya That the old songs are the best? Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the restSo here it is Merry Xmas Everybody's having fun Look to the future now It's only just begunWhat will your daddy do When he sees your mama kissin' Santa Claus? Ah-ha Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall? Do you ride on down the hillside In a buggy you have made When you land upon your head, then you been slayedSo here it is Merry Xmas Everybody's having fun Look to the future now It's only just begunSo here it is Merry Xmas Everybody's having fun Look to the future now It's only just begunSo here it is Merry Xmas Everybody's having fun (it's Xmas!) Look to the future now It's only just begun
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tylannister
7 years ago
- Bob and Doug MacKenzie’s “Twelve Days of Christmas” - Porky Pig’s “Blue Christmas” - Saturday Night Live presents Tarzan, Frankenstein, and Tonto singing “Little Drummer Boy” - Weird Al Yankovic’s “Christmas at Ground Zero” - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers Rigging up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: The Salvation Army Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Oh, geez! I'm tryin' to rig up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! Charities, And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!? Five months of bills! Ach, making out these cards Honey, get me a beer, huh? What, we have no extension cords?!? And finding a Christmas tree The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Finding parking spaces DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!! Donations! Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Writing out those Christmas cards Hangovers! Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!? And finding a Christmas tree The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: "Batteries Not Included" No parking spaces BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!! Get a job, ya bum! Facing my in-laws! Five months of bills! Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards Oh, geez, look at this! One light goes out, they ALL go out!!! And finding a Christmas tree The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: Stale TV specials "Batteries Not Included" No parking spaces DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!! Charities! She's a witch...I hate her! Five months of bills! Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people! Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh? Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!! And finding a Christmas tree The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: Singing Christmas carols Stale TV specials "Batteries Not Included" No parking?!? WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH! Charities! Gotta make 'em dinner! Five months of bills! I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it! Shut up, you! FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!! And finding a Christmas tree
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RHP User
7 years ago
Well you've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told Well you may think you've heard it all, but you ain't heard nothin' yet About that crazy Christmas, that the North Pole can't forget Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks He said, "Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck" Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way, and he jumped in his pick-up truck" When Leroy got to the north pole, all the reindeer snickered and laughed They'd never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deer tractor hat Well but Santa stepped in and said, "Just calm down 'Cuz we've all got a job to do and like it or not Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leading you" And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way He's just a down home party animal, two steppin' across the sky He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night Before that night was over, Leroy had changed their tune He had them scootin' a hoof on every single roof By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with the Dixie flag He was having the time of his life And you could hear him call "Merry Christmas y'all And all of y'all a goodnight!" And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way He's just a down home party animal, two steppin' across the sky He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night
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RHP User
7 years ago
Walking Round In Womens Underwear - Bob Rivers Lacy things, the wife is missin' Didn't ask, her permission I'm wearin' her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear In the store, there's a teddy Little straps, like spaghetti It holds me so tight Like handcuffs at night Walkin' 'round in women's underwear In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown He'll say, "Are you ready?" We'll say, "Whoa Man!" "Let's wait until the wife is out of town!" Later on, if you wanna We can dress, like Madonna Put on some eyeshade And join the parade Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Lacy things- missin' Didn't ask- permission Wearin' her clothes Silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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RHP User
7 years ago
Grandma got run over by a reindeer walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog. And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd forgot her medication, and she staggered out the door into the snow. When we found her Christmas mornin,' at the scene of the attack. She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now were all so proud of Grandpa. He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Send them back) Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now the goose is on the table. And the pudding made of fig. And a blue and silver candle, that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig. I've warned all my friends and neighbors. "Better watch out for yourselves." They should never give a license, to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe. (Sing it Grandpa) Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Merry Christmas
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RHP User
7 years ago
The standout track from Christmas in the Heart, “Must Be Santa” updates a 1960 festive classic with a polka beat and the greatest video ever made: Check out the video...I think you'll enjoy it. Who's got a beard that's long and white? Santa's got a beard that's long and white Who comes around on a special night? Santa comes around on a special night Special Night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Who wears boots and a suit of red? Santa wears boots and a suit of red Who wears a long cap on his head? Santa wears a long cap on his head Cap on head, suit that's red Special night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Who's got a big red cherry nose? Santa's got a big red cherry nose Who laughs this way HO HO HO? Santa laughs this way HO HO HO HO HO HO, cherry nose Cap on head, suit that's red Special night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Who very soon will come our way? Santa very soon will come our way Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh Santa's little reindeer pull his sleigh Reindeer sleigh, come our way HO HO HO, cherry nose Cap on head, suit that's red Special night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton Reindeer sleigh, come our way HO HO HO, cherry nose Cap on head, suit that's red Special night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
100 green bottles sitting in the wall ,lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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