M41
Noosa
November 02 2017
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RHP User
7 years ago
The first five callers get a set of 6 steak knives, pick up the phone and fuck a pommy today. (Couldn’t resist...) Mr D - Posted from rhpmobile
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TheGentleTouch69
7 years ago
What was that previous post about every forum post becoming an advertisement?
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teejaylongsword
7 years ago
Call in the next five seconds, and we will throw in this very handy New Zealander - ABSOLUTELY FREE. This very beautiful New Zealander will spank; will probe; will massage and will even give that elusive hand job. And look! The hand come right off for an easy and quick clean under the tap. But you must call within the next five seconds. (could not resist either Mr D)
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FredAndGinger2
7 years ago
.. easy to hook up? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
So it's more like an advert for a famous star coming to town ;)
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RHP User
7 years ago
I wouldn't say its that easy to hook up. My work has taken me all over the country in England and all over the state in Australia and I've met up with quite a few people through dating apps. Remember I'm working on nights in a hard job away from friends, family and in unfamiliar surroundings. I don't expect anything from the people I meet, sometimes it's just good to have human interaction to break the monotonous cycle of work.I met an amazing woman once back in England and although we didn't hook up while I was away she later came to visit me in my home city and we did then. We had an amazing connection and it's a shame she lived so far away from me.
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SugarSugar69
7 years ago
I've been spending a lot of between Brisbane and the Sunshine coast. I'm actually heading up this weekend. I'll keep in touch. - Posted from rhpmobile
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PurePeony
7 years ago
... to you, OP. That's being mighty proactive! 😆 In view of how loneliness has become the new epidemic in an extremely "connected" world, and considering how isolation leads to desolation and depression and which might trigger many a poor lonely soul to commit the unthinkable act of departing from Planet Earth, I'd commend you on the move to make your needs known, put your cards the table, and being frank about your motives and intentions. 🖒 I wish you fucking good luck (or would you prefer good luck fucking? Lol! 😁) in Noosa! 😉
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RHP User
7 years ago
is beautiful. Is it Hastings St with all the bars that open onto the street? I recommend happy hour cocktails. 'Sex on the beach' ? 😉
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RHP User
7 years ago
Sure sugarsnaps, drop me a message It's depressing at times purepeony but if it get too much I'll just quit in a blaze of glory and head home. I've got a goal which keeps me going which is why I'm doing it. I'm planning on buying a van and converting it into a camper van. Then I plan on driving it all the way back to my home city in England. It's a monumental task but a few years ago I had this crazy idea of packing everything up and moving to the other side of the world and we'll.........here I am :)
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RHP User
7 years ago
With working nights I probably won't get to see much night life but I'll definitely be hitting the beach before my shifts start. Get myself a tan and have a swim
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RHP User
7 years ago
Because I'm a pommy I can get a suntan watching fireworks
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RHP User
7 years ago
in Noosa had better not stay in Noosa. Full report on my desk by 9am Monday morning 😯
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RHP User
7 years ago
How about a fucking novel more like! :)
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PurePeony
7 years ago
Heard of that song by Bette Midler? When I first heard the song, I felt a huge lump in my throat and almost choked on my tears! I was in my early 20s back then (wow... was I ever that young?! Lol! 🤣) and had defied cultural, societal, tribal(?!), yada yada yada conventions by moving out of the family home to live alone as a single female. Instantly and overnight, I became the black sheep of my family. A mother's love for her child is unconditional and selfless and mine loved me with angstful support despite my action breaking her heart because I was no longer cast in the mould of a "perfect Asian daughter" and filial piety, something she probably worshipped as sacred and absolute, had just flown out the window. I was tough to love back then, and I saw her struggles through her heart-wrenching alternations between "I love you no matter what" and "you horrible, unfilial daughter!". (Bear in mind the huge cultural divide between Westerners and Asians.) The lyrics almost killed me: "Well I'm leaving my family I'm leaving all my friends My body's at home But my heart's in the wind And the clouds are like headlines Upon a new front page sky My tears are salt water The moon's full and high And I know Joe Conrad would be proud of me Many before me been called by the sea To be up in the crow's nest singing my saying Shiver me timbers let's all sail away And the fog lifting The sand shifting I'm drifting on out Old Captain Ahab got nothing on me Swallow me, don't follow me I'm traveling alone The water's my daughter I skip like a stone Won't you please call my family Tell them not to cry My goodbyes are written By the moon in the sky Say nobody knows me I've got no reason to stay Shiver me timbers I'm sailing away I realised way back then that there was a little fire burning within me that will prevent me from playing the sweet little wife role. I couldn't face it back then because it was unacceptable and not reflective of a lady brought up in a "good family", but there is a little bit of a Boho spirit in me! That little squawk makes me yearn to walk barefoot on the grass, dance naked with the silvery rays of the moon caressing my body, and... finally I've arrived at the gist of my msg - yearn to own a moderate sized yacht allowing me to berth and drop anchor at Port Wherever for a time until I heed the call of Port Beyond the Horizon. Your idea of the camper van journey is pretty similar, so I can fully understand. 🖒🙄😉 I have dreamt of a huge, fanciful camper truck/bus with a fully-equipped kitchen for gas-fire cooking, a plush window seat reading corner with a selection of my favorites books, a little home theatre with a tiny popcorn maker so me and any friend(s) plus a dog and my cat, can eat warm popcorn the minute it's popped. And oh... it definitely has to have a study area with a drafting table, and a meditation corner that becomes a cozy Matcha or Coffee or Tea area when friends visit. 😁 However, strangers and unwanted guests can encroach on you on land. Shoo! Shoo! Too many shades of Crazy, Bitter and Grumpy these days, don't want nuthin' to do with any of that! 🤣😆😁 On sea, not so much unwanted disturbances of the human kind and not so easily encroached. 😁 Besides, I love the sea! It kinda feels like living perched on the molar tooth of Moby Dick... live or die anytime, who knows! Lol! That's why money is so important - it allows dreams to materialise. ☺ I love my creature comforts! Anyway... Pop! goes the weasel, dreamtime over. Sorry OP, not entirely relevant but just the empathetic ravings of a fellow wanderer! ☺
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RHP User
7 years ago
Part of the reason I got the idea was because I was due to fly out to french Polynesia stay on my ex's parents boat but two days before we were due to fly she broke up with me with little to no explanation. She flew and I didn't and I was pretty upset to say the least. A year and a half on from that and I still have a burning passion to see the world.I don't have the resources at this moment to buy a boat but getting a camper is within reach and I want to build it myself.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I'm a straight guy who's up in noosa this weekend if i want someone to hit a few bars to meet some ladies with let me know i could use a drinking partner. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Yeah sounds like a plan. Remember I'll only be free during the days as I'm working nights
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On_Safari
7 years ago
Welcome to beautiful Nooooosaaaaaa.....Hastings St is overrated and you can’t get a park anyway. Gympie Terrace is lovely, trip out to the Cooroy Pub for some country hospitality and try the Appo For Sunday Roast and live entertainment...wave as you go by our place 😊 or send me a massage and I’ll network with you. That’s not code for sex either..... Anyone else might be interested in having a social group lunch at the Cooroy Pub? Message me
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RHP User
7 years ago
Lol well you at least have to wine and dine me first before I'll put out. I'm not a slut you know ;P Yeah dinner sounds good. I have to wait until I actually get sent up there before I know where I'm based
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On_Safari
7 years ago
...trust me.... I’ll respect you.....less in the morning 😂
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RHP User
7 years ago
I'll be up there for about 2 weeks and the company puts me up in a hotel
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sweet_cherry69
7 years ago
If you’re ever heading west to Perth let us know, the WA hospitality crew will look after you certainly very well !! Happy travelling 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
It’s is for genuinely nice friendly people like Pommyfucker. He comes across as genuine good guy, and who can say no to that face! ;-)
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