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Not my panties...
June 22 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have a particular LBD that I love. Getting dressed to go home at 3am I couldn't find it anywhere. I came home wearing a bra, panties, a lace negligee, boots and a short black jacket. I was praying that I wouldn't get stopped by any cops on the way home :-P
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' I have a particular LBD that I love. Getting dressed to go home at 3am I couldn't find it anywhere. I came home wearing a bra, panties, a lace negligee, boots and a short black jacket. I was praying that I wouldn't get stopped by any cops on the way home :-P And what a hot look it was
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De0cypher
10 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' Quoting 'looking4quality' I have a particular LBD that I love. Getting dressed to go home at 3am I couldn't find it anywhere. I came home wearing a bra, panties, a lace negligee, boots and a short black jacket. I was praying that I wouldn't get stopped by any cops on the way home :-P And what a hot look it was
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RHP User
10 years ago
but other than that I don't recall ever leaving anything material behind. I do wonder if he thought you may have been some sort of weirdo by stealing his undies and leaving him yours, haha. I have never heard of a woman sniffing men's underwear but I have heard quite a few men like to sniff women's.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' but other than that I don't recall ever leaving anything material behind. I do wonder if he thought you may have been some sort of weirdo by stealing his undies and leaving him yours, haha. I have never heard of a woman sniffing men's underwear but I have heard quite a few men like to sniff women's. Hahaha
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yep you have to know where your clothes are and all your toys. I have only ever lost a pair of lacy undies at a swingers club. But it's my nightmare that when I go to get my bag someone has taken it by mistake and I am left totally starkers, no keys and no money. Arrh!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Twice....... I am very aware of where I place my clothes now, even to the point of wrapping my panties around my wrist :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
L4Q, be still my beating heart, any cop would have been lucky to have pulled you over, as JJ said..... HOT
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Forus1234
10 years ago
We have quite a few of those stories, but, one of the most memorable ones that occurred at a neighbourhood Xmas after party. Hubby & I were driven home by our naughty neighbours, i (mrs) had someone else's beach towell only wrapped around me, someone else's wet undies & bra at my feet in the car, couldn't find mine, hubby had no indies. The next day our neighbour drove around our estate to do the pick up & drop off of everyone's gear, she arrived with belts, undies, dresses, etc, hubby had some other neighbours socks, no shoes. We are still trying to work out who owned the condom in the shoe, cause none of them were swingers. Unfortunately, those parties are very rare now, as the neighbours have moved into suburbia lol! Cheers to missing undies, we very rarely wear undies out now!
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Lovinit28andKC72
10 years ago
Yep I've left various items behind before (bra's, panties and a shirt) and had a few things left for me too.... I guess to solve the problem of leaving your underwear behind, is don't wear any, but then this wouldn't have helped you L4Q, just your short jacket and boots for your drive home......😍
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Have lost my Dignity and pride a few times now, over the years I put it down to good life experiences and funny stories to tell. :) Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
I left behind a very expensive gold anklet (with heaps of sentimental value) once, at a mans place - the locket had snapped during the night. The prick tried to hock it! After two kind attempts to get it back and mentioning the sentimental value - I gave up and saw it at a loss. I finally got it back after a mutual GF had a go at him, cause he mentioned he wanted to hock it, cause he needed the money. He turned up at my doorstep like a puppy dog, tail between his legs, locket in hand and many apologies why he needed the money. That's baaaaaaaaaad and down right rude and disrespectful! You don't hock someone elses stuff/jewellery cause one needs money! Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm assuming you were doing the "I had to chew my arm off" tactical departure eh?? Lol ;) I haven't left anything behind before... But.... I did stay at a friends house on a weekend once and was granted use of their washing machine. However; I unintentionally took one their shirts off the clothes line lol.... Lucky for me; they had a parent living along the freight route I was taking and was able to meet up with them to return it :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
To the person who returned my bikini/swimmers, when I accidentally left them behind to dry out in the sun. Thank you. :) Foxy
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captainkaos
10 years ago
It's from the movie "Wanted" It just says Wanted on it. Still haven't got it back. :(
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Violetincredible
10 years ago
I lost my keys at the Pleasure Lounge and I have yet to find them. It was only 2 weeks ago and they have all my keys and a purple tag. So if anyone has accidentally picked them up or found a huge bunch of keys in their bag please contact me... I really need to get them back. Luckily on the night there was this really sweet guy there who knew how to break into cars :) otherwise it was a 90 minute wait for the RAC. Hmmm which I ended up hanging out to chat to anyway :)) Xxviolet
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Seachange
10 years ago
Good one. Handcuffs on your naughty sexy self would be most appropriate when the cops get hold of you. But then again they won't be able to keep their head on their job with the hot chick you are. Lol. anyway, I keep losing earrings. And stockings.... One time, I lost a pair of gold earrings at this lawyer's house in Elwood. He was so kind to contact me and volunteered to do the short drive to my place one night, together with a bottle of cab sav and antipasto... sexy offerings. and he came back for seconds and why not...he smelt good and looked so dashing in his suit... Can't get enough of George Clooney sexiness...
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De0cypher
10 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' but other than that I don't recall ever leaving anything material behind. I do wonder if he thought you may have been some sort of weirdo by stealing his undies and leaving him yours, haha. I have never heard of a woman sniffing men's underwear but I have heard quite a few men like to sniff women's. I kinda have the feeling that it might have belonged to one of his roommates that he shares with :) And yes, have heard of men that like sniffing women's underwear... I was offered $50 once to sell a stranger my worn ones!
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De0cypher
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' I'm assuming you were doing the "I had to chew my arm off" tactical departure eh?? Lol ;) I haven't left anything behind before... But.... I did stay at a friends house on a weekend once and was granted use of their washing machine. However; I unintentionally took one their shirts off the clothes line lol.... Lucky for me; they had a parent living along the freight route I was taking and was able to meet up with them to return it :) - Posted from rhpmobile :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
A bra (lost in car, subsequently found by bf's mother), an earring (not expensive luckily), a CD (one of my faves which the guy tried to say he didn't have, lying little so-and-so), a bottle of massage oil, bottle of lube (my sliquid sassy, made sure I got that one back), bottles of wine...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lol... It was THAT good eh? :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
A long time ago now, but I woke up early and fled her place rushed home grabbed my board to go for a surf.I recall thinking my undies don't feel right , maybe back to front not sure but not to bothered.I finally get to the beach strip off to put my wetsuit on and I am wearing her panties and a car park with a few mates all having a dam good laugh.
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RHP User
10 years ago
iv lost so many but 2 really funny stories to tell. they have very nice Aquatonic "water pressure massage from the tip of your toe till your top of your head" in Ayana resort Bali. now this is one relaxing experience but there are spots where the water gets you in places that ummmm make you just melt over and over.. so after almost 4 hours of me and my lady at the time enjoying many positions and orgasms in there without letting the man who is in charge of the towels catch us in action.. the place got crowded.. and was time to go to dinner and rock pool bar for sunset .. suddenly i realised AS USUAL I have lost my expensive "Roberto Cavali" snake pattern swimwear/undies. she has lost it laughing cuz now we have a crowd of ladies and a few guys in there.. but when we 1st went we almost had the place to our self's.. after some looking ended up having to walk out "was gettin attention just shoulder and chest out of the water but the looks, giggles and whistles i got with cock and ass flashing walking out of there to the shower.. hahah PRICELESS there was one spot there that made me cum fastest iv ever cum in my life over and over!! i couldnt even control it .. wow only thing in bali that I liked and would go there for again :-) p.s I seem to have many bras, short dresses, panties lipstick toys n other stuff in my car !!! I usually give them a msg to come get it or have it dropped and go for seconds if they were worth it...
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LifeUnscripted
10 years ago
The Mrs has been unable to find her panties at the end of the night at least twice.... Oh well, must have been a fun night. ;) I have left behind a t-shirt when the female of the couple asked for it as a souvenir. Honestly kind of flattered, but Damn... It was a good expensive shirt! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
On the bedside table..... He returned them within days, bless him. - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
and I haven't found it since... If anyone finds it can they return it please?? Foxy
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
To pick up the things Mrs Q would otherwise leave behind.....
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De0cypher
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' Lol... It was THAT good eh? :p - Posted from rhpmobile Just the way I like my 6amers :)
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Smilingwithfun
10 years ago
To LifeUnscripted,I hope you signed it.
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captainkaos
10 years ago
but girls tend to leave stuff behind at my place. Sometimes I think that it is on purpose. I even have a lost property drawer that one of my exes makes fun of. Not writing tickets on myself I promise.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' and I haven't found it since... If anyone finds it can they return it please?? Foxy you still have the box it came in
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RHP User
10 years ago
I left a pair of earings on a bedside table....he brought them with him to the pub the next Friday night where a group of us regularly met for drinks ....unfortunately he quite publicly placed them 'on the table in front of me...the woman sitting next to me was s tad furious xAuntie
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RHP User
10 years ago
I always seem to lose my inhibitions.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Has anyone seen my dignity? I seem to have lost my religion as well, but you can keep that one.
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RHP User
10 years ago
you crack me up so much sometimes your a charm
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RHP User
10 years ago
Fingernail, that is. A false acrylic purple and black one. Apparently he kept it in his car for ages before selling the car.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Perhaps your dignity and religion are consorting with my mojo :-) xQ
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta3' Perhaps your dignity and religion are consorting with my mojo :-) xQ Then I hope they are telling your mojo to keep faith.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have had my undies stolen …guys seems to use them as some kind of trophy! I don't wear undies usually, but when playing I will wear nice lingerie to make me feel sexy….it costs a bloody fortune!!! I will often play at clubs, wrap a towel around me and go have a breather…then I go to get dressed and poof…undies gone! I have had a few guys ask for them after we play, if they are the cheap ones hahah I will hand them over ……no one is getting my Agent provocateur undies without a fight !
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RHP User
10 years ago
Fond memories and satisfied ladies.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'RHP101' On the bedside table..... He returned them within days, bless him. - Posted from rhpmobile I would like to think that a man/woman would have the integrity to return such items RHP101... As for a pair of undies?? Well, there's something sexy about those kind of souvenirs....especially when you awake to them hanging from your ceiling fan?!?!?! hehehehe ;) G x
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RHP User
10 years ago
Remember the song "Detachable Penis" . Thank god it's not a reality.
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RHP User
10 years ago
We had a Xmas party and I left my wife behind , I thought she had gone home earlier but when I woke up she was not in bed with me?? I texted her thinking she was making coffee but alas she was in bed with another couple but could not remember who they were - but she said she was very naked and none of her clothes were in the room ?? Good on her I say - she sneaked out never to know what happened .......believe her???
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RHP User
10 years ago
the funniest one i have experienced is i left my man juiced undies in FB's car that she wears as she mows her lawns.
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bushranger069
10 years ago
It is not only clothing that can be left behind. We all know the stories of panties found in your car. Mine is a bit different and a salutory warning. When I was much younger, sex was always in a car. That is why it is still exciting to do it in a car. Two occasions two ladies. The first was imprints of bare feet on the dashboard right in front of her indoors seat. The second a print from my sweaty bum in the same location. Both were found before the forensic scientist could see them in front of her. Remember boys and girls ARMOURALL the new sex aid. Carry it always.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'DessertLovers' Remember the song "Detachable Penis" . Thank god it's not a reality. yes that could be problematic, although a sure way to get a second date!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'bushranger069' It is not only clothing that can be left behind. We all know the stories of panties found in your car. Mine is a bit different and a salutory warning. When I was much younger, sex was always in a car. That is why it is still exciting to do it in a car. Two occasions two ladies. The first was imprints of bare feet on the dashboard right in front of her indoors seat. The second a print from my sweaty bum in the same location. Both were found before the forensic scientist could see them in front of her. Remember boys and girls ARMOURALL the new sex aid. Carry it always. I had a steamy quicky session with an old regular FB in the backseat of my car, I have leather seats and after getting back to the usual day to day, my kids jumped in the car and asked what was all over the backseat, my guess was a cocktail of jizz and pussy nectar but I told them I had bought milk earlier, must have leaked!
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RHP User
10 years ago
ha ha never left any thing behind but at one stage had a draw full of trinkets like undies hair ties three different solo socks bobby pins, necklace including a family heirloom bracelet that a girl that I hooked up with a couple times kept hitting me up about which I was telling her it wasn't there and then about six months later I found nowhere near the bed or areas we were luckily she was still friends with a mate so i got it back to her ha ha.. hooked up with a girl at mine and next few mourning's I woke up with a couple cuts thought I must have been scratching myself in my sleep next mourning I was awake but half asleep thought id been dreaming about something biting me so when I got up I stripped the bed and a pearl stud fell out I thought arh that's what it was ,as I was heading to the washing machine in my boxes my house mate stopped me and said hows your back feeling I said bit saw , i had a earing digging in to me and he lent over an pulled the other one out my lower back right in that spot where my arm couldn't reach, was bent like a fishing hook and had just pierced the skin ha ha..so ladies maybe take a bum bag for your jewelry wen your heading to some ones for a sleep over ha ha.. !!!!!
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MrSm1th
10 years ago
I was once sleeping with a girl who had a boyfriend. Anyway he was in Sydney one week and I spent the Friday night at her place with her. He rang from Sydney and was suss on something so caught the first plane home the next morning and showed up in a cab at 6 am. I was in his bed with his gf and heard the cab pull up . I quickly grabbed my clothes and dived out the front window. I realised when I got to my car that that my boxers were still in the bedroom somewhere. I called the girl later in the day to see if everything was ok and she said it was until he shook the doona and my boxers fell out...she had told him that I slept on the couch. Anyway alls well thats ends well they are married now with 3 kids so no damage done
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'DessertLovers' Remember the song "Detachable Penis" . Thank god it's not a reality. Who said it isn't reality?
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Seachange
10 years ago
Last week, a hot gorgeous man left his necklaces at my place when he left in the morning. I have reminded him (text and rhp message) about it and he can pick it up from my letterbox in an envolope with his name on it. So far, I still have to hear from this lovely man when he can pick up his necklace. Funny thing is that my son came home and pick up the mail and told me that somebody left an envelop with some man's name on it... I said "strange eh? It must be the next door neighbours' mail". Lol. I believe he wants to come over to pick it up personally...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lmfao @ Ralph & spilt milk. - Posted from rhpmobile
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