M38
"Nothing good happens after 2am"
July 19 2012
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RHP User
12 years ago
Before the band asks you give em a hand to pack up.Cheers Felonius
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Smilingwithfun
12 years ago
Before the taxi queue gets to long
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you realise that a Kebab with Garlic sauce looks more sexy than anything you have seen that night...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hmmmmm...... About 10.12pm
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WHY_NOT_LOOK
12 years ago
I agree if nothings going on by 2am you sneak out so no pissed drunk idiot grabs you on the way out...as he got kicked out hours ago... 12pm i start asking whos coming home ... usually its just girls ffs
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RHP User
12 years ago
of the Australian male ,just walk up to the nearest girl and say''Heya wanna root?''...that's sure to workx Hugs H
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RHP User
12 years ago
"Oh he looks cuter than before".Put that drink down woman and take the goggles off If he didnt blow my hair back earlier in the night, I like to watch my diet by not having to chew my arm off in the am That shit goes straight to your hips Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll let others go the funny avenue...I'll take the more serious road.Whatever happened to going out to have a good time,have a dance, a laugh,a no expectations fun let your hair down night out. People are naturally draw to others with a fun attitude & you could be suprised that you might just get picked & not have to be the picker......just sayinBtw what or who is HIMYM?
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RHP User
12 years ago
It costs nothing if you wait till just before closing, as the woman may be so pissed and pliant its a sure thing. If there are two of them,have a wing man if possible, who is just as desperate as you are and he takes the ugly one for the team. If your lucky get her to blow you in the car park on the promise you will call her another time. Take her number as its always good to have a plan B root that you can call at 2am and head to her house. Be very careful if she is very drunk or she may warm your pants up with vomit. If this is the case do a very quick flip and make her a hood ornament and fuck her over the bonnet of the car. Always have double condom in pocket and make sure you double clove it. Never return to the same pub more than once a month if you have the plan B car park shag. Or she will think you want to marry her. Or tell you the condom broke and your a daddy. Or you realise you have just fucked and got sucked by a woman three times your age. What then is disturbing is you want to do it again, you devious little fuckers.
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RHP User
12 years ago
we all know theres no ugly people after 2.00am.. having 1 for the road should alleviate any doubt....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'DontGrabThat'"Oh he looks cuter than before".Put that drink down woman and take the goggles off If he didnt blow my hair back earlier in the night, I like to watch my diet by not having to chew my arm off in the am That shit goes straight to your hips Lol i do my best work after 2 am. in fact, i like a little power nap first (just turned 40 , feeling the pinch) and wont venture out till after 12m as it is. lets some other swab ply the ladies with drinks first. hehehe
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'sirenx'Btw what or who is HIMYM? Lol - you dont watch trashy American sitcoms right? How I Met Your Mother basically its a rehash of Seinfeld / Friends etc etc etc (in my opinon but I still enjoy watching the show) as for the OP I agree with Felonious...definately before those damn ugly lights come on. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
12 years ago
Have to agree with DGT - as soon as 'that guy' starts looking better than he did earlier in the evening, I know i should head straight for the tax rank, course it depend how horny i am! lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
I never head out with the expectation of picking up, so whatever happens is always a bonus/drama/dilemma. But generally it's the end of the night when all my girls are semi-passed out drunk and I'm the only one in a sufficient state of sobriety to shove them all into a taxi...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I always know what I am doing when I get shagged in the dark end of the car park.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Haha Coolade I am going to use that as my decision maker tonight
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
If it does I am Asleep In Summer Hell yeah My Pants burst into flames and i becoem the BEST dancer in the room.. man it feels good after 2am i should teach classes i am that fucking good
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow11' If it does I am Asleep In Summer Hell yeah My Pants burst into flames and i becoem the BEST dancer in the room.. man it feels good after 2am i should teach classes i am that fucking good Hahahaaa!! I also become the best DJ, bugging the hell out of them with obscure song requests....."Ooooo, baby, feels right, the music sounds better with you" XXX
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Playful2looking
12 years ago
Oh before the house lights come on and you can see the place for real.. it tends to sobber me up. Is a wank better then a drunken root in a car park.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was in mahh pjs watching TV when I got the call come to the pub, be the skipper So off I went with some women who had a great time, dancing and drinking and flirting. They then dragged me to a night club, I have not been in one for15years Very interesting how the young guys are like bees to honey with older women. I was expecting all young uns but it was a mixed bag of goodies. The dirty dancing was a hoot, but holly shit there is noooooooo way I would be grinding up to some young studly Dudley in public. Some 19 year old hit on me, I mean there are beer googles and then there are guys with a beer goggle white cane they are so blind. So at closing time 3am, there were three women on the dance floor all still dancing the last ones. One 40 one 50 and little old me shaking it at 60 I think it was time to go when the women all started dancing with their hands up in the air! Going whooo hooooo So I made them step away from the toy boys and come home alone. Who knew sleepy Mandurah had all these hot young things gagging for drunken older women. I think I need to start drinking!
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madmax75
12 years ago
True 100%, after doing security for a number of years and seeing all the people who hook up after 1 ish really makes you laugh. I can say I honestly don't think any of the people I can remember leaving together still together now. I reckon over the 10 years I did security there would of been hundreds of people I spoke to regretted it.
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