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Nudist beach etiquette

January 27 2011

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I have never been to a nudist beach before yet I have been asked by three different men recently to go to a nudist beach with them. I have never met any of these guys before so it would be the first meeting - so should I go? And what is the most appropriate behaviour? Do I ask them to put sunscreen on my back and if I do, does that mean they get to put it on my arse too? And if they ask me to return the favour - should I rub the sunscreen all over their arse as well? What if they get a bit of a hard on when they watch me apply the sunscreen to my front - rubbing it on my legs, rubbing between my legs, up and down my stomach, rubbing inbetween my legs (oopsy did I do that bit already?) and all over my boobs - paying particulary attention to my nipples - is it rude to err... point it out? Your input is most appreciated. xxxMeeka(to the guy with the bike - I admit that maybe it was me that invited myself along - kinda lol)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    i would end up with a harpoon in my back (working on changing that).as far as who does what with the sun screen, thats upto you. i would be more worried about bluebottles when swimming.i have been to one nudist beach but didnt know at the time, as a so called mate was giving me directions over the phone to a "good fishing spot"... was half way down the track when confronted by some old guy.. yes i tried blinding my self using the sun... was on another forum when they kept talking about sex at the nudist beach. they think that because it's nudist they can do what ever they like while there.. if people keep complaing about people having sex at nudist beaches, they will close them..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Well meeka your decription has some detail going on I think if you put suncream on like that most dudes will pack wood ;) You don't want to get burned, might be a good idea to let him rub the cream in places you can't reach.... The fact you have met him at a nudist beach tells me you probably would want him to cream you up at some point..if I met you at the beach though I'd be the first to get you to apply first and see how far you go, then I'd do the same to you but just a little bit further, just to respectfully test your boundaries. If you are showing the right signs yeah I'd put cream all over you. d x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Sure... you should do your darndest bebe. Guys who go to nudist beaches have years of training in resisting the onset of wood. They're completely impervious to accidental sexual stimuli... I mean.. how many poeple out there have ever... EVER, seen a guy with a hard on at the Beach? I mean... what do you think hats are for Meeks? Oh.. and you should definitely let him rub suntan lotion on your arse.... and all over really.... I mean why stop there and it's not like you're going to get a woody is it.... (No Meeka.. naughty Meeka... you do not wear your strap on to the beach) Just saying... you don't want to get burnt like that other dude who fell asleep face down on a floating mat.... and why rub it in yourself when you've got a slave right there to do it for you.. and all that touching is perfectly legit!Besides walking to the water with half a mongrel is is the challenge for men at Nudist beaches.... you have to walk up and down the beach looking for just the right spot to get in... apparently. :pHugsStalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Thanks for that advise Stalky - But you know I feel that you are sending out a challenge there. If I don't see any wood I have failed in my mission. hehehehe

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    What about the whole going for a swim ... if I feel a little itty bit of seaweed brush past my leg is it acceptable to jump into his arms?? And what if I get a cramp due to vigorous err .. swimming? Can I wrap my legs around their head and use them as floaties? Is that acceptable? LOL Meeka

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    How very dare you accept the beach erectile challenge. :p Hilarious. I must warn you that these beaches are family orientated.... so take a BIG hat if you're going with all three of the guys from RHP. :p Now.... as for the rest of your pertinent questions.. I would adopt and apply the much heralded adage from Dubai of Emirates fame that what happens under water, stays under water. So yes of course..... wrap away.... oh.. on a further unrelated note... disposable underwater cameras are available should you feel the urge to share your beach side antics with your fellow forum Pies. :p Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You can lie there and watch the blokes imitate meerkats on the sand dunes...................stand up look up and down the beach to see who is looking at you turn around bend over and lie down again....................... bahahahahahahahahahaahahaha..........................

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    We wouldn't like to see you perfectly formed nipples get sunburnt know would we? It would be a disservice to you not be thorough and ensure your body is completely protect by those harsh UV rays Meeks x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Some excellent points there Stalky. Not sure if I could handle all three boys at once! LOL. Check list for the Nudie Beach 1) Underwater camera (would make interesting entries in the Amateur pics) 2) Snorkelling equipment 3) My scuba diving license to prove that I can actually suck under water. Although is it possible to suck underwater without taking a breathing? Note to self go re-read the deepthroating threads for some tips 4) Extra thick sunscreen that takes a long time to rub in. 5) Very big towel 6) Mirrored sunglasses 7) A good book

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Suck under water without taking a breath... I am just getting far too excited here. I love a challenge.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Three guys? I'm sure you would have no problems at all by hosting the next Sydney meet and greet at Obelisk Beach Meeks... clothing optional.HugsStalky

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  • Dimples_

    Dimples_

    14 years ago

    YOu might want to check if police are patrolling along the beaches. I have recently become a fan of ...playing.. shall we say at the beach and I have been warned if you are caught or complained about as far as lewd behaviour, if you are convicted you will be put on the sex offenders registry.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm just trying to think of the last time I saw a family at Obelisk beach... I mean maybe it is incredibly family friendly, and all those old guys with their young asian companions are just nice elderly men taking their (adopted?) sons down to the beach... All this time I've been reading it wrong. (obelisk meet n greet sounds like a winner) meeka, the rules are probably different for girls - but on element of nudie beach etiquette I can comment on is that engaging in polite conversation is all well and good, but if you're an old bloke, opening conversation with someone 30-40 years your junior with comments about how smooth they look without pubic hair may make for awkward conversation. (offering to rub sunscreen into hard to reach places may also be awkward). (stalky, I know NOTHING makes you feel awkward, lol)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Thanks for the invitation Sydneybro.. If I ever see you at Obolisk I now know it won't make you feel awkward to talk about how smooth you look. :p But don't worry... I'll pack my own damn hat. :)Last time I was at Obelisk there were quite a few daddies around come to think of it.... but I was pre-occupied with trying to stay ..err.... calm... in the company I was keeping. Damn! Luckily the water was just cold enough. :pHugsStalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Dimples_' YOu might want to check if police are patrolling along the beaches. I have recently become a fan of ...playing.. shall we say at the beach and I have been warned if you are caught or complained about as far as lewd behaviour, if you are convicted you will be put on the sex offenders registry. lolz... you're absolutely brilliant! At the meet and greet participants can choose whether to get dressed up as a sex offender or as a policeman.... and we shall then see who can squirm their way out of paying the fine! Bring your handcuffs, battons and police hats... or your sunscreen, strap ons and zinc cream!HugsStalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Why not just use a bit of boot polish instead of sunscreen ;)

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  • Dimples_

    Dimples_

    14 years ago

    with Stalky's bum.... Meeka you hold him and I'll spank it...then we'll swap ok?

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  • Dimples_

    Dimples_

    14 years ago

    ruh row!!!

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