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One nightstand

May 26 2015

Name all the things that are in your nightstand right now. Mine: Tissues Papaw ointment Handcream Footcream Eyemask Small We-Vibe and big Lelo one A black and a purple dildo Regular Lube Anal Lube Condoms Medication Restraints Eclipse mints I think I'm gonna need a bigger one.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    nothing!! My ex got all the furniture so I have a bed for now haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    dust....lol it's in storage 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    didnt think you had one night stands ! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have three books, hand cream and a lamp. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    On...Sudoku and pen, Book (The Sugar Girls), diary, candle, lamp. In...small assortment of toys, lube, knife, stockings and tights.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A knife? For protection, play or because you like to peel grapes in bed?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    for stabbing the sudoku book out of frustration over that unsolvable game, I'd guess.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But I have a small shelf above my bed. A small lamp, some crystals, MP3 player, a couple of books, some dust bunnies and a small ragdoll that my mother gave me a couple of years ago for christmas as she was feeling silly and motherly (prepared for the stick over that one)

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    My kids tend to snoop - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Old bunnings pamphlets :) helps ease me to sleep

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A lamp ,an antique tablecloth,a book and a photograph in a silver frame..xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Water bottle, power pack( live on my phone) porta charger , in case power goes out n can't charge said phone... and some random Lego pieces.... Oh and a twistie tie???

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Wellll......I refer you to the disclosure thread, Meander....😳🔪😉

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Sexy pic Meander, makes me want to kiss your neck...if I was that way inclined 😜💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I would have totally let you. Treegirl, I can only imagine why there is Lego in your nightstand.

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' I would have totally let you. Treegirl, I can only imagine why there is Lego in your nightstand. Its because everything is awesome Mr Luvsilver

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    10 years ago

    all the fun stuff is locked away under the bed ..... But in saying that there is a brand spanking new black butt plug in there that hasn't made its way into the locked box yet. 3:) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    ...... OCD for the clean look .... no clock ... no book ....... occasionally an iPhone charger

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    On top of... Lamp, Oil Burner, Book (Madam), Coconut Oil, Eclipse Mints, Sudoko Book, Pen, Bottle Water, Medication, Reading Glasses, Crystals (red tigers eye, amethyst & a rose quarts).. In Draw... Condoms, Butt Plug, Bullet Vib, G spot Vib, 2 x Dildos, Lighter, Batteries, Dripping Wax, Blindfold, Incense Cones......💋 All the really interesting stuff is in the suit case under the bed.....😈

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    On top... lamp, tissues, books and kindle. Inside (spread between 3 drawers)... toys, lube, lingerie, hand cream, condoms, hair tie-backs, panadol, chocolate, more books and about 10 little plastic critters (lizards, frogs, snakes etc.) that seem to have come from a night out at the Hula Bula bar in Perth... they were being used as cocktail 'decorations', and apparently I had quite a few cocktails that night lol.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    being a tradie I go into many private homesWhat I have noticed is that many men - including myself have a whacking stick tucked under their side of the bedfor the sole purpose i guess if someone was to break in to give them a good whack.Maybe were not as macho and brave as we would have you think !or perhaps similar to a child's security blanky -

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    My ex insisted on having a baseball bat underneath the bed.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    You are all a bunch of perverts! I have a couple of books, phone charger, lamp, water bottle, and some spare change. I'll keep condoms handy if I think I might need them. I've had a whacking stick close by most of my life, but these days in quite secure apartment buildings I've given it away.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I have two and I live alone so there's a fair bit in there: On top: lamp, salt crystal candle holder, jar of coconut oil, 2 paperbacks, my kindle, my diary and pen, a bottle of magnesium tablets, a pewter dragon I bought in Malaysia and a little bear my kids gave me. Inside: lingerie, a blindfold, flogger, paddle, lube, a variety of toys both battery and mains powered, condoms, my kegal-training balls, an orgasmatron and the back scratching version of same, some more books, phenergan and moisturiser. I used to keep my restraints in there but I've since permanently attached them to my bed..... I thought they deserved an honourable mention 😉

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I have a pink box with everything that might be needed :)

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    LaptopGuitar tunerReading GlassesOne business cardHalf full coffee, bordering on half empty.A penTwo flash drivesOne slightly used tooth pick.and a field microscope. (the type you carry in your pocket) Oh and a little dust, just looked behind the laptop.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Now I have read all the other posts I meant to say. My Jet black 19inch ball breaking laptop with 3 channels of porn behind the deafening blare of ACDC shock me all night long. Because I rock.A guitar tuner, she is 18 years old, has a good ear, perky tits, on loan from Chevtrek.Reading glasses, to make me look smart.Business Card, Still deciding, was a good root but dangerous (oh MW joking xxx)Coffee empty and thinking of a triple black. LOL roast ;)Pen is a tattoo gun, just adding a few more quotes from a Midsummers night dream to my dick tat “The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.” That does give reason to the field microscope, but it has UV illumination and is actually used to (....censored....) that way I can sleep. Say no to drugs children.The tooth pick, that just something funny between me and the guitar tuner.. "A dear... no next one down, anti clock wise..." And the dust well that part was a lie.

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    10 years ago

    On top: iPad, lamp, tissue box, water bottle, wallet, phone, watch, eye mask and ear plugs. Inside: Other phone (old, mostly non-functional, but it has a better camera than my current one), books, condoms, lube, toys, silk ribbon, sunglasses, other sunglasses, other watch, other eyemask, other ear plugs, and cherry chapstick.

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    10 years ago

    I built the bedside table so it is double the width.Scented massage cream.Sex toys galore Throat lozengesspare watchspare phone TissuesTorchBed lampAdvilaircon remote

  • prettyinpurple45

    prettyinpurple45

    10 years ago

    I have a salt lamp, tissues, pen and blank book (for writing my dreams, if I remember them), crystals, water bottle and kindle. Inside: the usual, undies, bras, socks... oh and a vibrator that hasn't been used yet!

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    UnderpantsSketch book2 pairs of HeadphonesIpadCondomsTim Burton BookAnd my spaniels ball that went missing a month ago.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Dick Tattoo. lol. Quoting 'Blindman67' Now I have read all the other posts I meant to say. My Jet black 19inch ball breaking laptop with 3 channels of porn behind the deafening blare of ACDC shock me all night long. Because I rock.A guitar tuner, she is 18 years old, has a good ear, perky tits, on loan from Chevtrek.Reading glasses, to make me look smart.Business Card, Still deciding, was a good root but dangerous (oh MW joking xxx)Coffee empty and thinking of a triple black. LOL roast ;)Pen is a tattoo gun, just adding a few more quotes from a Midsummers night dream to my dick tat “The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.” That does give reason to the field microscope, but it has UV illumination and is actually used to (....censored....) that way I can sleep. Say no to drugs children.The tooth pick, that just something funny between me and the guitar tuner.. "A dear... no next one down, anti clock wise..." And the dust well that part was a lie.

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    Does my crop count, it's next to the night stand.....💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ok maybe not so sexy then. My kids report cards. Usually dust but seeing as the cleaner came today there's none of that, a couple of Kurt Vonnegut novels I'm re reading. Probably for the umptenth time. In my top drawer out of date condoms ( I really should get rid of them ), some restraints and toys, the usual lube and my cash. Stupid place to hide it but meh. Bottom drawer has my socks and undies. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Love this thread! Nice insights here. I'll say, that by all appearance, it's very ordinary nearby my bed. Light, note books, various pens, books, lip balm, clock. You have to know where to look for anything interesting, and there are two levels of access. Eh emm. Meander, can I get a review on the We-Vibe and Lelo? I've been looking at them but can't make my mind up.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'HennaJay' Meander, can I get a review on the We-Vibe and Lelo? I've been looking at them but can't make my mind up. The We-vibe is a lipstick-sized one and the Lelo 7 inches. Love them both!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    7" *mind boggles* ohh... I should now assume we are not talking about the couples one. I thought you listed two share vibes.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    pics of my kids3-4 books (3 classics, one a food travel book by Bourdain)clock radio i had since 1st yr uni.. really vintage stuff.. lol. reminds me how far I got everydyatissuescondomsdildo, other toys 2-3 types of lubestoy cleanerbody cream and lotionsoitments - voltarenbandages - and boxing wrapsearrings and other jewelleryglass of waterrosary from my mom (in one drawer)scissorshammer and screw driver (for quick repairs - don't ask )

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    my phoneearphonespenpaperemergency sewing kitbody chocolate did i mention a hammer?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Well you asked for it... Here it is... 1. socks2. condoms3. dildo4. vibrator5. butt plugs6. lube7. a fuck machine8. clit vibe9. strapon10. a voodoo doll11. gstrings12. used gstrings13. masturbated gstrings14. soiled gstrings15. makeup16. lipstick17. thermometer18. rice19. pasta20. noodles21. coke22. biscuits23. lollies (skittles)24. powerball ticket ($16.7million)

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    I have a 3 drawer nightstand , socks, earphones, condoms, sticky notes, and an assortment of sports watches in draw 1. Draw 2 has my sexy underwear and draw 3 has my matching sexy bras for said underwear. In saying that though, I live with two teenagers so most personal stuff is well away. If my toy bag comes out though, watch out, because between it and me, you're in for a world of pleasure! Mary xx

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Drawer not draw, shit!

  • ajaussie

    ajaussie

    10 years ago

    Table lamp, iPad,phone charger, some mail,water jug

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Mrs oil- Last 2 books Hand cream Face cream Phone charger 11" dildo (aptly named Julian after the porn star, goes everywhere with us, think he might be a FF with Qantas now) Bullet vibrator Duo balls 2 bedroom outfits Mr oil Book TV remote iPad Lots of oil 2 x sets cock rings, one tighter then the other Restriaghts Blindfold 2 large candles for the lighting you need to fuck - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Lamp, tissues, medications, lube, massage oil, fly spray, remote controm NU vibe, Wi lipstick vibe. in 3 drawers: condoms, strepsils, wet wipes, more lube, Kegel balls, batteries, bandage, pen, pedometer, mirror, torch, torch charger, epilator, razors, scissors. All the other important stuff is in the bag next to the bed. Meander, that Wi vibe is the best thing since sliced bread.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A cat ,lamp,tissues,and a cougar mag...lol sound like miss palmers ready for the night...💪👌👍 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • trypilot

    trypilot

    10 years ago

    My False Teeth , bwahaha ! And my glasses so I can find said teeth pmsl

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    Where do I begin... Numerous crystals, 3 sets of Oracle Cards (Past life, Raphael healing and Angel healing), Chakra healing chart, hand cream, heel cream, lip cream, small dildo, 3 lipsticks ,Gratitude Book, small box of Mothers Day gifts, smudge stick, pens, batteries, earplugs, eye cover, condom, mints, earphones, ipod, meditation cd, Cadelle leather handbags catalogue and a small pkt of tissues.. hmmm think it might be time for a spring clean... Mrs.Luv

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ... just boring. On: lamp, box of tissue, glasses and phone charger. First drawer: pawpaw ointment and various creams. Second drawer: runners and boots socks. Third drawer: all the feminine necessities. All my toys are in a bag all hidden - it would get awkward to explain what they are.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    7 books7 seasons of The Shield on DVD3 lamps (as they break I just attach another to the stem of the old one)a candlemy phone (charging)a pile of coinsa bike helmet (long story)assorted shit too minor to itemise

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    tissues Coconut oil (massage/lube) Big lelo wand iPad Book - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Phone charger, socks, boxers and strap on - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    CPAP machine on my side. Mrs71 has all sorts of crap over on her side....

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'libbylou' I have three books, hand cream and a lamp. - Posted from rhpmobile I also have 3 books, a lamp, no cream, but a picture of Tuncurry saltwater swim baths

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    On top; Collected works of Jane AustenAlarm clockHandkerchief LampPonds cold creamGlasses On bottom;Spare copy of Collected works of Jane Austen Handkerchief Silk scarfPin wheelPegsCandle Throat lozengesCoconut oil Birdy.xo

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Now that sounds like a well equipped nightstand for any ocassion .............mmmmmm