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Online things that annoy me
December 22 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
Within seconds of signing in today I had received a Friend Request and Flirt from the same guy. Looked at the pics on his profile (white man) black cock pics .... WTF? I'm not a friend collector ... so I don't add someone to my friend list without having a reasonable amount of contact with them and gotten to know them as a genuine friend. - Profiles that say very little or nothing in the About Me/Us section but have a list of what they want in the Looking For section. The_team .... I agree with most of your list but have to beg to differ on this one: - 90% of the profiles that have no face pics, you are not people we are wanting to meet. Yes this is about attractiveness and although we aren't models we are happy to show our faces. Less attractive people aren't so keen to show their faces (generally) There are many reasons why people don't show or have face pics, being unattractive isn't necessarily one of them. You can always add Must Have Face Pic to the section what Your Are Looking For as it really doesn't say much about you. Also you may be are selling yourself short as not all "beautiful people" are good lovers, and not all "less attractive people" are bad lovers. I prefer to look at the beauty within instead of judging the outer shell only. I have had many outstanding and memorable surprises by keeping an open mind and a lesson in how "beautiful" we all are. G
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RHP User
10 years ago
perhaps he was a clinker 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' perhaps he was a clinker 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile You mean he shat a brick and his cock turned black from the strain !!! LOL LG
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
IF their profile photos disprove the written description....... you know. SO whats the issue?!Would others say your profile is 100% objective?! Curious.
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inspirit
10 years ago
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' RHP measuring stick 18 inches...to the foot
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Violetincredible
10 years ago
Why should anyone change their profile because you find it annoying? If it annoys you don't look at it... I'm not changing my profile to please anyone however important they may be. Xxviolet
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TheLuckyOne
10 years ago
Well not really annoy, just baffle me... My profile clearly states I'm not looking to meet anyone, yet I still get flirts and messages along the lines of "I'm ready to play if you are". I guess it just proves that some people don't bother to read profiles! 😳
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RHP User
10 years ago
I am as ugly as a monkeys ass, well maybe more so. Yes I am one of the 90% that will not show it for very good reason. Though I do find it strange that it annoys you, but I guess I will never understand why some people place looks above all else, for you do miss out on some simply amazing people that way, not that I am amazing, far from it, but others are. I have often wondered if I would be different if I was good looking. Don't thinks so, but you never know. So what annoys me online?A: People that have "Must see face picture." on their profile. B: Random request for friend status. WTF never understood that.C: A friends request from someone then you message them asking why, and no reply. Bewildering?D: Horrid, grainy, out of focus picture of what could be anything, why even bother?E: Couple profile obviously written by the guy with only pictures of the woman.F: People who have very attractive on there profile. Come on who believes that.G: Random messages for access to your PG images.H: People that send me their PG image gal and they are all covered in the R grey ghost. I am a guest.I: Full members that keep on sending flirts. What is the point I am a guest, I reply with the same flirt every time. Message meJ: Having a very good message conversion with someone and then the net cuts out. ArrrhhhK: People who take a week or more to reply to an ongoing conversation. I usually have already forgotten you.L: People that beg. Please have some self respect FFSM: Rollacosta personalities, all hot and eager one minute then don't have the time of day the next.N: My own complete inability to proof read my own messages until I have actually hit the send button.O: Flirts or messages asking what I think of their profile, and there is nothing, no photos, all ask me's, and not even their own words. I never reply to those as I assume it was a finger twitch that sent the flirt, and wrong member if it was a message. Guess that is it, was a struggle at first but once into it there are a lot of things that annoy me, especially that bloody ant that has gotten inside my screen. Five days, how long can these things go without food or water? Forgot one.P: Writing a zillion words, click send or post and it disappears.
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RHP User
10 years ago
If I added up the time and energy it would take to get annoyed and indignant about what other people do with their profiles/messages/photos/yada yada, versus the time and energy it would take to ignore/delete/move on, I know which one would be the bigger time waster and spirit sucker. In my view, people can do whatever they want on here. The only thing that matters to me is how I choose to react or respond. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
If I added up the time and energy it would take to get annoyed and indignant about what other people do with their profiles/messages/photos/yada yada, versus the time and energy it would take to ignore/delete/move on, I know which one would be the bigger time waster and spirit sucker. In my view, people can do whatever they want on here. The only thing that matters to me is how I choose to react or respond. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I take it as meaning you don't want everyone knowing you are on here... Strange how ppl judge you for little things when they have never meet you..
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lookintoplay_qld
10 years ago
hi I think face pics are a trust thing on here not every one is in a position to share them because of family or work we don't ask for them and don't like being asked for them till we decide we trust that person
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RHP User
10 years ago
bahahaha ha that's pure gold 😂👍👍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hmm sorry about that is Did not seem to be working.
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nattyocean
10 years ago
I've no time of day for the incessant flirts with "I think you are hot, what do you think of me..." Or however it goes, and there are no pics on their profile or folders to even request to be opened (but trust me, my patience with flirting back requesting this is wearing thin too - just do it in the first place!), everything says ask me just about and the about me is a computer generated blurb that tells me nothing, and they are a guest. Come on... Stop it! Lol delete! - Posted from rhpmobile
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6exxy
10 years ago
Ha ha ha I'm lmao Op unfortunately there are time wasters here. Hope your experience improves. Oh yeah Merry Xmas 🎄
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On_Safari
10 years ago
I LIKE TO SEE A PICTURE OF SOMEONE's FACE. Put it in the private gallrry but make sure you have one accessible to the person you're contacting. People eat with their eyes first in ALL situations, I like to see what I'm engaging with, if you think a cockshot is your best or only noteworthy attribute I'm mot going to be interested. Looks are only skin deep but if I'm not attracted to you then I don't want to waste your time or mine getting anyone's hopes up. Yes I have met people who's pictures didn't end up doing them justice, I understand a picture is not always a true representation of the person (mine included) and Lord knows getting a nice picture can be damned difficult. Grey Ghosts whilst awesome in silhouette do little to whet ones appetite but I know a few and they're actually great people. Pet peeves: the fact posting from a mobile removes all formatting ie. linebreaks etc. Random friend requests from people you've never had any contact with. All the Ask Me's when an answer is simple enough you'd think. What I'm looking fors with the stock standard "No strings attached fun with people who seek same." People who contact and DON'T READ profiles because had they read they wouldn't have contacted me in the manner they did. One liners, how are you, what are you doing this weekend andun particular the flirt "I think you're hot what do you think of me? From profiles without pictures! Like WTF? Seriously 😳 Oh and guys who only have cockshots in their galleries, eeuuwww if I want to see that I'll ask. Stop force feeding it to me. Fakers, liars and pretenders. That is all 😇
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RHP User
10 years ago
So many online things annoy me I've developed an ulcer and several nervous twitches.
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RHP User
10 years ago
People telling others how to set up their profile to please them. Vain people belittling others because they dont fit into their idea of attractive. Yep, thats about it.
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Less attractive people aren't so keen to show their faces (generally)" Since becoming a "paying" Member, I have actually taken the trouble to "message" some of the "Grey Ghost" Profile Members who have sent me a "flirt" or a "message" and I have been pleasantly surprised !!! These particular "Grey Ghost" Members chose to send me a face pic of themselves via email. It also meant that I was able to converse with them away from RHP. Some of them, I would consider, more "attractive" than some Member Profiles with facial pictures. So for me, it is another "learning curve". I try to keep myself "open minded". Amy
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RHP User
10 years ago
They'll let just anyone in here.
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RHP User
10 years ago
are you having a virtual breakdown??? Lol Which can label as an EFlip lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
it makes us wonder why people are on here, and why they are so baffled as to why they aren't getting any success from the site. If our profile annoys someone, we'd prefer to know though
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' I am as ugly as a monkeys ass, well maybe more so. Yes I am one of the 90% that will not show it for very good reason. Though I do find it strange that it annoys you, but I guess I will never understand why some people place looks above all else, for you do miss out on some simply amazing people that way, not that I am amazing, far from it, but others are. I have often wondered if I would be different if I was good looking. Don't thinks so, but you never know. So what annoys me online?A: People that have "Must see face picture." on their profile. B: Random request for friend status. WTF never understood that.C: A friends request from someone then you message them asking why, and no reply. Bewildering?D: Horrid, grainy, out of focus picture of what could be anything, why even bother?E: Couple profile obviously written by the guy with only pictures of the woman.F: People who have very attractive on there profile. Come on who believes that.G: Random messages for access to your PG images.H: People that send me their PG image gal and they are all covered in the R grey ghost. I am a guest.I: Full members that keep on sending flirts. What is the point I am a guest, I reply with the same flirt every time. Message meJ: Having a very good message conversion with someone and then the net cuts out. ArrrhhhK: People who take a week or more to reply to an ongoing conversation. I usually have already forgotten you.L: People that beg. Please have some self respect FFSM: Rollacosta personalities, all hot and eager one minute then don't have the time of day the next.N: My own complete inability to proof read my own messages until I have actually hit the send button.O: Flirts or messages asking what I think of their profile, and there is nothing, no photos, all ask me's, and not even their own words. I never reply to those as I assume it was a finger twitch that sent the flirt, and wrong member if it was a message. Guess that is it, was a struggle at first but once into it there are a lot of things that annoy me, especially that bloody ant that has gotten inside my screen. Five days, how long can these things go without food or water? Forgot one.P: Writing a zillion words, click send or post and it disappears. people who talk to you and then they say show me your cock and wank it but they say my cam isn't working or I don't have one.......well there will be no wanking to a computer
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RHP User
10 years ago
People who whine about other people.Irony.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Haha this is gold - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
People don't put face pics up for THEIR own reasons. It's certainly not always because some consider others less 'attracive'. I was on this site many years ago & as a 'grey-ghost' (still am atm).. i got ignored left right & centre..no worries! , but at the same time I worked at a club & the same people that ignored my friendly attempts to say hi online,all of a sudden were keen to get to know me in 'real-life'...not really very cool.. Everyone has their reasons for ..no face pics here....no being a payed member constantly..blah blah As far as I'm personally concerned,if all someone is looking for is 'brad pitt'..or the body of adonis..then they're not the type of person I'm looking to meet anyway.I like REAL people,not egomaniacs. Attractive to me is a fantastic personality!...looks & 'great bodies' degrade. But each to their own... When I'm a payed member again,I will once again still contact PROFILES I like the sound of & if/when I receive pics from them & i find them attractive still to me,we will go from there. There's many tasty 'fish' (no horrible pun ladies :-) ,in many different waters...I'll throw a line in anywhere & experience the thill...cause I'm Openminded .....bit drunk but openminded lol
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Tart_Du_Jour
10 years ago
Here are some internet things that annoy me - When my connection at home is slow and can take what feels like an hour to load a 3 three minute YouTube clip. - When I order something online that has online tracking and I can see the thing has been stuck in Sydney for five days. Why aren't you moving? You're almost there! - When I look on Facebook and no one has posted anything entertaining in at least 4 hours. I have a low rage threshold so I'll likely think of more in the future.
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RHP User
10 years ago
The_threesomes were incredibly polite !
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RHP User
10 years ago
Love your work ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Males hiding behind a couples profile. To the point I'm about to take couples off my interest list. Can't take the bull shit anymore. I'm a broken trannie. Annie xx
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MysteryMr
10 years ago
Couples who come up in a searches for couples seeking men, who then have "Not Interested in Single Guys" written in their profile. If you have selected you are looking for men, they are going to find you, and view your profile. If you don't want this unselect "Men".
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RHP User
10 years ago
Why waste all that energy putting your grumpy pants on.Those that don't live up to your requirements Team. are surely people you wouldn't want to meet anyway...Now untwist them nickers.and pop off to a party or club :) xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
I love a man who does ironing xxFreya
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lil_bit_rusty
10 years ago
Grrrr.Spending literally days critically assessing oneself and crafting that new profile. Only to realise upon completion that three quarters of it is going to have to be discarded to squeeze it into the 8,000 character limit. *Sighs. Picks up scalpel and gets to work.* XXXmas CheersRusty
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm annoyed because I can't figure out why the second of your accidental double post got more likes than the original.
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RHP User
10 years ago
People who quote Kevin Bloody Wilson...instead of Jane Austen....People who go on and on about their wonderful spouses.Have they no thought for the miserable rest of us..People who go on and on about the great root they had five seconds ago..Have they no thought for the young and the rootless....PEOPLE WHO JUST GO ON AND ON ABOUT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING..Oops,hang on that's probably me 😳xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
As women get a little more bitter over time, they take it out on mens balls. Fucking oath chivalry's dead, you's murdrered it.
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RHP User
10 years ago
For example: "Im gonna be straight up.....im not a scam. Maybe I look to good to be true? Sucks".
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RHP User
10 years ago
If men didn't think with their cocks, the scams wouldn't work. "Buy me a drink?" Merry Xmas
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RHP User
10 years ago
Loving your positive outlook. Merry Christmas x
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RHP User
10 years ago
A misogynist comment about women,a profile that is full of ask me,ask me...and seeks women who are human sleeping pills,..Jezza,lets hope you are right and you are "too good to be true" ...as for annoying..Nah😒
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Quoting 'jezzabel321' As women get a little more bitter over time, they take it out on mens balls. Fucking oath chivalry's dead, you's murdrered it. If women in your experience become more bitter with age.... ..... theres one common denominator in that equation.
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RHP User
10 years ago
- Single guys who think they are the exception to the "no singles guys" label - Couples hiding behind a single ladies profile - Single ladies who will only play with their partner - Every item listed as "Ask me" or "See photo", typically accompanied by zero photos (public or private) - Paying members sending flirts saying "I'm interested, message me!!" The last one is starting to grind on us a lot as it says a lot about what people think about us. If we aren't worth you using one of your five daily messages to initiate contact, then clearly you don't think we're worth your time.
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RHP User
10 years ago
the number of "woman" that have the exact same perfect breast shot. If it was real then yeah, fine.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'The_team'Its like talking to someone at a bar and we have blind folds on. Are we wasting our time?Or blind drunk, which seems to work for a lot of people.
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RHP User
10 years ago
People who look at my profile and yet they have blocked me phttt ..who wants to see their pink bits anywaym😁😁😁😁xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Looking for fun and trying to get the F of a couple to meet at discrete location without their M being there or even knowing about it. SUS??especially when it states that we come as a couple and play as a couple. !! Most of which don't have profile pics and nearly all of them are married and don't have the BALLS to tell their partners/wives instead just cheating on them. God forbid their wives cheating on them , they would lose their shit!!! I swear I'm so over it personally that I'd like to turn up instead of the wife , take their picture then plaster it all over social media. Talk to your partner or get a new one or just stay vanilla either way stop harassing people just looking for mutual fun. Sorry my rant for the day.. :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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TheLuckyOne
10 years ago
You have a single male profile that says "Three some and group play is on the to do list but one on one is also cool". Does your wife's profile say the same? Just curious. 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
when you msg a women that you can see wants what you have to offer and you like what she has to say on her profile live in the same state and you send a msg that is funny thoughtful flirty and respectful and you can see they have read the msg and you get silence back so I now think most women on here are just as full of shit as men are on here
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thanks so TRUE our profiles are written in black and white (Simple straight to the point ? Now are we shy ? Hiding in private galleries? The only reason why is too work out who( Trying to avoid ) the Fakes /Surfers /Pervs /time wasters the list goes on. Being premium members, guests can only assume they can view all our PG photos. if we grant access? Not the case. We find genuine people as our profiles says will make contact with us as our number is listed & text message only which will show their number and make contact anytime not during normal hours when wife or hubby is not around .To amusing there pothetic life & secret phone . (get a life ) Then we get the goes who are running hot and out perform themselves .Cold feet no show etc High on the list? may we talked to your partner ?we have split up but I can come and do your wife. Next Supermodels you guys should be in BOllywood silent movies It's basic information on profiles?sorry always looking in the mirror, can't read or make-up or steroids kicking in LOL. We're your average. next door neighbor who enjoy the lifestyle we have and respect others who are Genuine. Simple formula to understand.Its So easy to send a flirt & computer generated messages, 4 those who cannot afford membership above guests & Blocking is a great way to work out you're fakes. OK thanks for all the Genuine people we have meet up and enjoyed playing with first time (reading profiles have a vantage) Also Hosting is great . bets the time wasters, no shows other side of town. And the nose pickers with every excuses in the world. Annoy people online cheaters
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RHP User
10 years ago
The internet full of lies and half truths and nutcases. Why should this site be any different. Most people have good BS detectors. If it looks to good to be true it is.
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rupamohan
10 years ago
We are very tolerant and most of the things in your list doesn't annoy us. To give one example if you say you are slim and picture shows you are not. To us it means you simply think different to us or we may just ask for explanation. What really annoys us if you claim your pic is recent or reasonable representation of how you look and when we meet you don't look same. Now that is deceptive and we can't give you benefit of doubt that you are simply different to us. But if you look as per your picture and you look large but you claim you are slim. We don't see as deception but just different meaning to what slim means to us. It will certainly not annoy us. Regd ASK ME. You need to understand RHP forces default to ASK ME. There is no choice to put no answer or remove the section that you don't want to answer. This confusion is created by RHP. This confusion is similar to lots of standard wink replies. Sometimes we want to simply express a moderate interest in wink but RHP standard positive wink replies sounds like you are dying to meet this person.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Freya- Yes, we agree. These people who block you mostly based on nothing at all and then continue to look at you. You can't even write to them and say 'what's up?' because the blocked you. Rupamohan- Touche, yes we get that slim can be a perspective of someone else. Totally agree about the old pics, I just don't get why you would be deceptive in how you look and then go for meets. Surely it would be so nerve wracking walking into the meet knowing you had lied and you could be just about to get abused for lying. Its not hard to answer 'ask me's. And it looks so dodgy when one person's is filled out and the other isn't. Like a guy making a profile for him and his girl but he doesn't how tall she is etc??? Or people don't know if they are smokers or not. Drop down boxes, it couldn't be easier to fill out. And yes RHP does need new flirts, those ones have been around for many years. Maybe they should run a contest.
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