PICKUP LINES

July 25 2018

What’s some of the best and worse pickup lines you have heard or used?!?! - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    You can sit on my face for as long as you want, just so I can eat my way to your heart. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    That's so bad it's almost good 😋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    in Laverton WA.. (THAT may explain a lot here) saw a new barmaid.. and.. I like barmaids - Period.We looked at each other.. and I said.."Lady, I would suck your shit to a point, and stab myself to death with it.. just tell me when...."I would like to say it worked so well, I fucked her THAT night, but, I did NOT fuck her that night.it DID get her attention though, and we did fuck on and off for a fair amount of time thereafter. The line has not always been SO successful though.There WAS another time at a party which included a glass of beer, which had been emptied on the grass, and filled with urine.. THAT WAS successful in quite an outstanding and unforgettable manner - although I am not sure it was even legal.(Not referring to the girl being not legal... she definitely WAS) "Taxes are NOT legal either.. but our governments STILL extracts them though.. and FUCKS us up the arse at the same time"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Well that breaks the ice. Well I did sleep with him. So must have worked. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • lily1970

    lily1970

    6 years ago

    Him: You must have a mirror in your pants Me: no,why?? Him: cause I sure can see myself in them....

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    6 years ago

    My perfect woman is a Capricorn who’s had Caesarian I just sighed and said “Has vetting women on the (supposed)tightness of their pussy actually ever worked out for you? “ Even though I fitted the criteria I had to respectfully decline his offer of a phone number 😂. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • honkytonk

    honkytonk

    6 years ago

    lets call it a strip club. oh relax, i was young and needed the money hahaha walked up to a beautiful lady who was dragged there by her work collegues (allegedly), and let fly with 'we could always say we met in the classic literature section of Border's Bookshop' she laughed so hard me thinks a lil wee came out

  • kisslids

    kisslids

    6 years ago

    “Hello” “ may I buy you a drink?” “No” “ well I suppose a fuck is out of the question then?” - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    "Excuse me, I am going home now to masturbate, do you mind if I fantasise about you?" "Hey baby, can I ride your menstrual cycle" "I think I know your mother, and she's pretty hot too" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    6 years ago

    .... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Girl you remind me of an American school, because I want to shoot children inside of you. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • usrightnow_Again

    usrightnow_Again

    6 years ago

    I'm like Anti., never used one. .. One night in the Sebel Townhouse bar, a fellow from a quite well known overseas band asked a woman if she came there often. She said "Yes." My friend and I watched with disbelief that it worked. Although, I'm sure at some point he made it known to her he was in the band. Mr. urn. .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Id swim through a river of snot just to hear you fart into a jam jar. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I don't use a pick up line, I usually just wait for the chloroform to wear off, then introduce myself and explain why he's tired to a chair.... I'm joking incase people don't understand a dark SOH.😉