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December 24 2017

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I want to share with you two events of my abduction by extra terrestrials in the past month. One happened at the start of the month. I remember drinking two large bottles of vodka and the next morning I woke up in a strange mysterious place and my memory of the previous night suspiciously erased! Flash Forward two weeks and I was out clubbing with my mate Dave. The last thing I remember is doing shots with him and then the abduction happened! This time to add insult to injury the aliens decided to transport me back down to earth upside down in a wheelie bin and had soaked my clothes in my own urine!!!! Have any of you experienced events of the paranormal kind!!!! Please share.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Great story and pls answer Meanders question 😂😂😂

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I realised I was a magnet for aliens whenever I cracked open a bottle of Jamiesons. I was deposited in a strange tent at a music festival one time after being abducted. The owner of the tent was not impressed and claimed he didn't see or hear a spaceship. Another time I was rescued from a pier by a lovely chap who took me home and put me in the shower and made sure I got safely to bed where we remained for the next 48 hours just in case they came back looking for me.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Came of my motorbike on a long sweeping bend at about 160kph after something white darted out from the median strip and took out the front wheel. I have a very vivid memory of watching from above as the bike slid down the road with me next to it. Next thing I remember is picking myself off the road and looking for the bike. Weirds me out to this day.

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    OK OK I'll give the little alien fuckers, a call and see if I can get her appendix returned. 😨😱👿 Unsure if it will be operational and can't see "WHY" the young Meander would won't it back. Probably sentimental reasons I suppose. 👍👣💀👽

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    69couple Ummm u wonted Pommy to answer Meander about his mate Dave the alien, and why Dave anal probed him while his arse was facing skywards out of a wheelies bin. Ooopszz was finking we alsz gotta give a answer, wrong channel.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Happened once with tequila shots. As my behavior was relayed to me in the week following, it wasn't pretty. Aliens may have used me for human experiments that night for all I know, I have no memory of it 😊

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    i had i meeting with the ester bunny lol but maybe to much to drink lol sorry just joking

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  • madotara69

    madotara69

    7 years ago

    I couldn’t get the one that was next to the other one to change tv channel back to the one that the other one changed it to the one I didn’t want to watch, I didn’t like the show, I didn’t like the one or the one the other one was next to. They are not that friendly. Mado Mado Tara xx - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    7 years ago

    I AM the Alien, and you humans are weird as fuck We travel across the galaxy and the last thing we wanna do is investigate your butt We never probe you.... you seem to wanna probe yourselves and blame it on us 😂 DG (Dlarton the Glorious) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ....we are only here to probe the females of your species. Volunteers will get a Platinum MasterCard to use throughout this holiday season. Jingle me....🎅🎄⛄️ - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The first time some great smelling alien was having trouble getting the needle in to perform some sort of probing. I didn't mind so much because he smelt sooo good but when I came back to earth I had 5 different puncture marks in the back of my hand and lots of bruising. Brutal fucker. Another time when they abducted me I had a very big belly and apparently didn't want anything to drink until they started cooking the BBQ they kept giving me all sorts of gas and needles. When I woke up I had this little pink crying freaky alien thing that was all wrinkly that constantly cried and pooped and kept doing it. For a while there I wanted to return this annoying little creature The third time I went in a whole woman and was returned with bits missing. I do not want them back as the bits that are gone weren't working properly so they can keep them.

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  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    7 years ago

    As you're still only a young 'un I'll blame your education system, but there is a distinct difference between paranormal and extraterrestrial events. In your storyline you are blaming the e.t.'s, but you have labelled it wrongly with paranormal happenings (but I strongly suspect it has got more to do with more 'worldly' happenings of too much celebrating ). E.T's are to do with your alien buddies - paranormal has to do with those who have passed over from the living here. I have had experiences with both, but to different degrees. Closest I've been to our interstellar friends is seeing them zooming around in their craft, and they wouldn't stop and have a chat. Being a psychic/medium/ heeler I have had experience with the other realm of life on earth. As for the 'strange' happenings after a bit too much celebrating, I've been lucky enough to avoid that to date. Tall

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  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    So you aliens don’t hold up your hand with that weird Spock hand thing, and say “take me to your sphincter!!”?? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    All ET wanted, was to phone home the poor little nutrigrain head... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    7 years ago

    He didn't have a smart phone, had no prepaid nor postpaid plan, and couldn't use Wi-Fi or 4G for msg'ing and Whatsapp calls. He couldn't surf the web nor play app games nor track cryptocurrencies! *gasp! The poor bugger... no wonder he was so lost and miserable! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I was told to land the shuttle on the pier near that little bay in Belize! I should have listened. The women there...cooperate! 👽🖖👒👙 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ...share a lot in common. People talk about both but no one can prove either exists CM ...doing the duck and run! 🐽. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    I had a meeting with the ester bunny lol so did the Easter bunny cum early at your place ???? 😆😅😀😄 I just couldn't resist to put that up. Heaps of Xmas cheer young Red.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ....we are only here to probe the females of your species. Volunteers will get a Platinum MasterCard to use throughout this holiday season. Jingle me....🎅🎄⛄️ - Posted from rhpmobile And they are all heterosexual? Hmmmmm methinks you are being just a bit presumptuous.

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