Passable "cheesy dad" jokes.

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  A Japanese guy faked his own death. No one bereaved him.

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  But when I do he laughs - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Man in Japanese restaurant; “Waiter this squid is rubbery” Waiter “Ah fank you very much”

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  To visit his ugly friend Knock knock Who's there? It's the chicken - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  It was stuck to the chickens foot - Posted from rhpmobile

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  SeekingAdvent380

  7 years ago

  I went to a costume party the other night dressed up as an egg and met a hot guy dressed like a chicken. It seemed like fate so we hooked up. We also managed to answer the age old question. Yep, it was the chicken... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  swingalingson

  7 years ago

  Prince is dead. So sad so sad😐 Long live the King!

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  SeekingAdvent380

  7 years ago

  accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  SeekingAdvent380

  7 years ago

  stole my mood ring last week. I'm still not sure how I feel about that... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  SeekingAdvent380

  7 years ago

  the lord said unto John "Come forth and you shall receive eternal life" But John came fifth and only got a toaster - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  A doctor is walking through the hospital with a thermometer over his ear. A nurse remarks, “Doctor, why do you have a thermometer over your ear?” The doctor pulls the thermometer from his ear, looks at it, and says, “Some asshole has my pen!”

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill!

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Two sausages are frying in a pan. One says: "Gee it's hot in here". The others says: "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!"

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  What were the two cabbage plants talking about in the vegie garden?.. The size of the slug on the lettuce plant... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  What were the two cabbage plants talking about in the vegie garden?.. The size of the slug on the lettuce plant... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?.. You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root!.. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?.. You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root!.. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Because it saw the salad dressing - Posted from rhpmobile

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  Single_Guy4U

  7 years ago

  Quoting 'countrytouch' Two sausages are frying in a pan. One says: "Gee it's hot in here". The others says: "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!" Why was the pork sausage arrested in Amsterdam. They thought he was casing the joint, but he was just telling porkies.

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  intheswing

  7 years ago

  What do you call a fly if you pull his wings off ? A Walk - Posted from rhpmobile

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