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Pick-up lines
September 09 2019
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RHP User
5 years ago
I was walking from the station to work when a man stopped me and told me I had a bug in my hair and asked if he could get it out for me.
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RHP User
5 years ago
is 'Why do that when I can do it for you' 😁 I like that kind of message though Not so great when the message starts 'Hi cougar' or 'Hi luv' or 'Hi hun' You just know it's all downhill from there. One webt on to write what I imagine he thought was a good message, then 'if you taste good, I'll.......' Mate, you'll never know ☺
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RHP User
5 years ago
I’m Rob, how do you like me so far ? OP, Next post can we make fun of women ?
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RHP User
5 years ago
I've had lately... 'Your teeth look really healthy'
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RHP User
5 years ago
God, not again. The op couldn't have posted a more gender neutral topic, asking men and women? Seriously over the fragile egos
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
I received a message from a guy telling me that he wanted to take me to Africa, root me under a baobab Tree while the lions watched. Hilarous! The next day I did fly out to africa, didn't get a root under a baobab Tree, but did go on a safari and saw lions rooting. 😂 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
5 years ago
How do you like the mirror luvvy ? Gets a bit much doesn’t it ? PKB.
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RHP User
5 years ago
Back to your sand dune now
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RHP User
5 years ago
It has worked twice for me when i have asked the ladies this pick up line. Let me guess, Your dad was a baker as i had to ask seeing you have a great hot set of buns.
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Tongue
5 years ago
Hows this one? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Haha
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RHP User
5 years ago
ITouch and Usebi Not really a 'gender neutral' topic because the question asks the females what they've heard and the males what they've said, thus implying that only males use pick up lines.
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FredAndGinger2
5 years ago
Wanna come back to our place to watch swinger porn in front of our flat screen mirror? ;)
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inspirit
5 years ago
I was working in a pub in Mt Isa during my travels when younger. The uniform was a skimpy skirt and top. However the pattern on the cloth was 1" black n white chequered. Guy at bar... "Hey love, any chance I can lay the table" 🤦🏻♀️
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ozmelbcpl4cpl2
5 years ago
Want a fuck im horny rudest opening message ever
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RHP User
5 years ago
I had a doozy on another site a few days ago. Something along the lines of my wife's away for a few days, if you can be discrete....... and he was disgusting. Yeah nah blocked and moved on
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boobsandbusted
5 years ago
Not at a swingers event but Mrs b cracked a funny that wasn’t the most well thought out one ,and the guy responded with it’s ok darling. You can’t have Beauty and brains can you ,hahaha, yup good bye dude, before Mrs b rips you a new one Mr b
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RHP User
5 years ago
I have heard mates try cringey pick up lines which has turned me off using them. Ladies what are your go to lines that you will try or is it something left for a man?
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RHP User
5 years ago
I have never used it and never would but "hey honey you look king of like a cute little squirrel (pause for effect) do you mind if I put my nuts in your mouth"
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RHP User
5 years ago
I cringe at myself when I think about many of the things I've said and done over the years 😬🙈
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RHP User
5 years ago
I've had a few that worked (as well) though🤘🏼
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