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December 14 2016

Its interesting how new pictures can make your profile visits look like grand central station. However my face pictures are so not like me but I stuck them up anyway. Well one is taken from that up over the top of your head so you look slimmer and younger. Doing it from that angle takes of 50 Kilo and a century of lines and my tipple chins. Be honest guys its the angle of the camera that makes the dangle look bigger. Its the blinding back light that makes women look like a sex goddess. I have sometimes been very surprised when meeting people offline that they are not quiet like the pictures say they are. I think my pictures are so flattering I could get excited at myself, then I go look in a reality mirror. Who kills a thousand pictures to get a few good ones? I should put up some of my hair in rollers shot and my gut spilling over my Bridget Jones panties. Heels forget heels, lets put on some fluffy slippers really make those cocks stand up. So do you flatter yourself with pictures, or bits of yourself that you like and hide the rest. I would do more pictures but I cant hold my gut in that long. Ever seen picture profiles that you though hmmmmmm that has to be too good to be true?

Comments

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    8 years ago

    We have all been there done that with the "kills a thousand pictures to get a few good ones" Lady T :) I certainly did in the past when I was heavily overweight 😛 however, I don't need to do that now that I have lost a great amount of weights, and thanks to my photogenic nature, having beautiful photos nowadays comes easily and naturally 😊 I often see men's profiles with photos that show their hot muscular bodies and wonder why are they on sites like RHP, if they are that beautifully built in body figure? Are the men in the photos really the faces behind the screen? Hence my doubt about the "too good to be true" 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Usually have some good ones up in my public gallery, and then I've got some normal shots of my face in my PG. Although I'm wearing makeup in all of them 😉 Most of my public shots I use a filter over - like a black and white one or I might brighten them or soften them. Sometimes I blur the background because I don't have many blank spaces in the house to take photos. You don't need to see a massive pile of books stacked up or the towel I forgot to hang up. All my photos are taken on my phone. So it's easy to put a filter over them. I'm not going to take a close up of my cellulite and make it my main profile pic. But I do talk a bit about my body in my profile. If I'm chatting to someone and we are interested in each other I send a photo of myself with not a scrap of makeup on. That way theres total transparency. I hate my stomach though, I don't bother to suck my gut in - I just don't take photos of it at all 😝 I've met people who look exactly like their photo and not expected it, and vice versa. Real life is always the best viewing and some people aren't very photogenic. But I say have fun. You can usually tell when photos have been taken at good angles or have been filtered, I'm not trying to fool anyone, I'm just putting my best out there. And yeh sometimes it's too good to be true. I've start chatting and exchanging pics on Kik and all of a sudden it's wtf? So I'm flicking back to pie to see if it's the same person!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I will say that as much as I love a good filter and blurring - if you photoshop your cock to 14 inches we can kinda tell - just sayin.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'SoftandCurious' I will say that as much as I love a good filter and blurring - if you photoshop your cock to 14 inches we can kinda tell - just sayin. that's why I leave the cock alone and photoshop the rest of myself down to 4 feet tall... but make sure my profile lists at 6'1" ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Sssh don't give give them any ideas!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    My profile pic was a fluke, I took two shots and got that one. My stomach definately isn't flat, I am concerned that reality may be different.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    Yes, done the 20 to 1 acceptable pic ratio. But never use filters and have never used Photoshop on profile pics. Only used phone for my pics as easier for selfies than trying to use the full frame SLR. I did use it for Pinks latest pics before she left and the results were studio quality with Photoshop used for modesty and color correction. When she started putting those up, the views went up tenfold and of course the inbox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    "Who kills a thousand pictures to get a few good ones?" Yep, my self-timer attempts/pictures took about that many before I got the one/s I was happy with :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Me. But I'm lucky that my arse is very photogenic 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    8 years ago

    its the thousand words which gives the most hints as to whether there is any possibility of attraction or "chemistry" Ps I'm fascinated by the tipple chins.........caused by drinking????? PPs Any tips on how to photo shop my penis smaller to make it an acceptable size ?????????

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    8 years ago

    Like sweetgem, I found that losing weight helps in taking great shots. The fatter I was, the worse the ratio. It's so much easier now and with my most recent electric blue + black lingerie set, I would've gladly used 4 out of a total of 6 photos that were taken. I do have trouble spots that are unsightly to me that I don't accentuate but if you scrutinize the photos, it's there. :P It is what it is. I've lost a lot of weight, there's a bit more to go, but it's becoming clear where my genetically inherited "fat pads" are. *sigh... Short of resorting to liposculpture, I'll just have to live with those spots. I have discovered that most people don't even notice my trouble spots until Ms Blabbermouth here decides to tell-all. :P I've been told by several peeps that I'm too harsh on myself. Hence, I'm going to keep mum about my fat pads and love my new silhouette and waistline. :P I really love the results of weight loss and the photos drove that point home to me. I've used my photos to spur me on to live healthier and lose more weight. I never want to return to the days where I was so fat, bloated and out-of-shape that I literally took dozens of photos with none making the grade. I do worry that people might perceive me to be smaller in size than I am. To prevent disappointments and rude shocks, I often announce that I'm not petite, I have fat bits, etc before meeting someone new. I do have photos in my PG where I look like a tree trunk. I did contemplate removing those photos but decided to keep it real so they remain - photos bad enough to keep the vampires at bay. :P Too many photos in profiles are too good to be true. Quite a few peeps are larger than their photos suggest. Men aren't innocent either - I've met a few who have used photos that must have been taken donkey years ago because they look 10 years older IRL. *rolls eyes. Whilst using good angles can complement one's looks, if it deviates too far from the real thing, it can be an unpleasant jolt to the system. Overdoing the good camera angle thing is a form deceitfulness and it ultimately won't end well for the person behind the profile and the hopeful party. I'd rather come clean so that no one ends up getting shocked / repelled / disappointed. I'm never ever going to look like a bikini model so I'm not going to even bother with sleight of vision angles and tricks. Afterall, I'm not going to be able to hold in that tummy when I'm in the throes of passion so ... it's there and it's all me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ...I think there's something in what your saying. I confess, often when I notice the wenche..I mean The Lovely Ladies of the Forums..have put up a new main pic, curiosity hooks me and i check it out. I'm curious to "flesh out" personalities that I've seen around here for months or years. Putting a face( or boobs, legs, bums, whatever.. ) to the thoughts, I suppose. As for myself, I dont get the flood of views with a new pic...probably for the obvious reason. Except for 2 or 3 pics I've so far chosen to present all "real life" photos...what i actually get up to...not bedroom or bathroom posed. No particular reason, but it's an image that feels easier to support. But i still choose those pics that flatter me best. Or criticise me least.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I decided to just take photos from my phone camera. I didnt want anything super slick or that could be taken as not being real. I haven't sucked in my tummy or tried any special tricks. But I did feel I needed to present myself as a sexual person if I wanted to get anywhere on RHP After just taking a few more pics (I had notification that someone said my profile could use work, so Ive added pictures) I have noticed that I kept probably half of them. Those I discounted were because when I took the pic it sounded like a great idea in my head, but when I saw the result it was very meh, corny actually. hehe no idea if my pics are flattering, or worth looking at, but Ive tried to keep it real and will see how that works out for me. As for the ladies pictures. I quite enjoy looking around at all the beautiful women on these forums. When I notice a new profile picture, Ill check out all of the photos in that persons profile.And I dont mind about the 'real' bits, ladies....we are all real people, we all have these bits. This is life and your body tells the story of yours.

  • LittleGiant

    LittleGiant

    8 years ago

    I uploaded a bunch of new photos recently and felt so popular I'll take a million photos to find one that i'm happy with and even then I am guilty of opening the editing app and giving it a bit of a skin smooth and a filter if the colours need to pop more. I realised it was a problem recently when I took a selfie then opened it up to remove this one dark freckle under my eye that's usually covered by makeup then a couple of minutes later I looked at the image and it no longer even looked like me. I ended up posting it side by side with the unedited image on my Facebook page with a long 'i'm a hypocrite, I know' spiel about how unrealistic online profiles are and not to take photos at face value (not so great pun, but you get what I mean). Being an avid editor and filter-er, it's pretty easy to pick when photos have been tinkered with but flattering angles can also hide any number of food-related sins...Pretty sure i'll be using the from above angle a lot post-Christmas Miss Little xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    There's no good side to a paper bag.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'that50zguy' There's no good side to a paper bag. I love it, you so right

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    8 years ago

    And a few from a party who a friend mucked around with ,yes I take lots , and select the flattering ones and not only sexy ones but on holidays also ,why keep or use crap pics ,lol. but honestly ,I can't for life of me work out why would people put terrible ones up that are less than flattering ,but there are plenty ,it's not false advertising ,it's called putting your best foot forward and a bit of effort ,they don't have to be doctored ,everyone has a flattering angle with a bit of thought .now if I could get Mrs b to take a decent pic of me ,lol,but that about as likely as Kevin Rudd making a succeful come back Mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The good side of a paper bag is the inside.

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    8 years ago

    ...I like that term you used, "food related sins"! Lol! :D BTW, your photos are really lovely. You can easily be a lingerie model. ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    "The good side of a paper bag is the inside." Yep I can see that now. 🤓

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Before coming onto sites like this I had no idea about photography... I think my first profile pic from may back yonder was something corny with my face blurred.. because I had actually run into a family member and co-workers on the same site. Now I have a DSLR (mostly for my work, but sometimes it finds use in personal endeavours) and I know about diffuse lighting and using mirrors and cameras to achieve 'those' shots. I also don't usually post body shots, because let's be honest here, we are not all ripped with abs to make superman blush.