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Plane sex

April 06 2013

Reading the outdoor sex thread and spotting a post about someone having sex on a plane over Thailand prompts me to ask:   Have you had sex on a plane?   And ... most importantly ...   How?!   (it's always seemed very tricky to me, though enticing!)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Never had but in the isle would be fun cause there would be a couple of people either side who could hold my legs up for me so I could really relax and enjoy. No I haven't I think the idea somers fun but doing it I think would be pretty uncomfortable, tiny cramped seats and tiny cramped rooms but each to there own.

  • uneventful

    uneventful

    12 years ago

    If you are flying business or first class ... that way you get a cubical and recliner bed . Toilets on planes or not big enough to use .... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    aint called a cockpit for nothing...enough said

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Shinas' aint called a cockpit for nothing...enough said Lol Shinas. Would have to make sure you didn't hit any buttons accidentally

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ooops...ouch....oh no... !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    .... to pass the time. I'm in Thailand at the moment and head home to sydney on Jetstar on Monday night... It's about a 9 hour flight.. so if some sexy vixen from RHP is on board, I'm sure we can find some interesting things to get up to to make the flight enjoyable. Just get the hostess to make a announcement that your looking for Jay .. Either that or look for me in row 29... I know t won't happen , but best to put out there and keep the fingers crossed.. lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ya gotta love an optimist... Go you!

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    Now...... Im as sexual as the next testosterone junkie........ but there aint NO way Im gonna want to get busy in one of those disgusting airline toilets.DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    best to do it while on....1- empty plane2- on a long haul flight3- seated near rear toilets4- go for the toilets behind your seating position5- RED eye flights are the best...NOT if you both or 3 (if you all fit) are noisy lil fuckers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    For someone who will hold on as much as she can until she gets home so as to be spared from using a portaloo... Yeah, no deal.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Was at the airport.....

  • jenniecruising

    jenniecruising

    12 years ago

    We make regular long haul flights in the new A380's and fly first or business. Although in first you have a private suite, it is near impossible to get anything going. One can achieve digital penetration or get a hand/blow job but that's about it. This all depends on the flight crew. We have become friends with a few ;) The spa suite in first class is where to go and you can have a shower afterwards :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It was us who earned their "Silver wings" on a flight to Thailand last year. You ask, "How?" We were on a Strategic Airlines flight over which took us through the night, that's the key, a night flight. You must also wear clothing that allows you to easily gain access to all the right areas. As we were seated four across, with nobody next to us, this allowed us to pull up the arm rests and have all four seats to ourselves. We asked for a blanket and some pillows which gave us a bed like arrangement. As the cabin lights had been turned off, with the hosties off doing their thing in other parts of the plane, this allowed us to lye down across the seats, sort of like spooning..My wife started to rub me up and not before long she was under the blanket with my cock out wanking and sucking me off. I then just had to play with her, and knowing the sort of gal she is, she totally enjoyed having her pussy played with in this type of situation.The thrill of this was amazing, and was quite hard to keep the moans of us playing with each other to a minimum. Net time we might try and earn our God wings..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Forever the optimist. lol.. If it came off, wow... haha...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    yep but it was a long time ago. I was much lighter and far more flexible. Not much room in a Cessna 152!!! Bahahaha!!!! I wish it had been my instructor though .... phwooaarrrr!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    that is why god invented auto pilot

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What better way to start a holiday with my GF with a little risky undercover blanket activity.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme'that is why god invented auto pilot An erection, sorry, ejection seat.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    i got the chance once. i was on the long flight from sydney to johannesburg and i had met a girl my age who was from south africa. we both were into surfing and so we got chatting before we got on the plane. when all the lights went off she came over and we put the armrests up and laid down together. i think i got an erection and she felt it, the grabbed it haha. things progressed from there and it was spooning doggystyle under the blankets. would love to try it again but haven't had a chance!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'paintme'that is why god invented auto pilot An erection, sorry, ejection seat. You have to come back for this!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Care to comment Hanna, you plane-porn addict?

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mark_Wil' i got the chance once. i was on the long flight from sydney to johannesburg and i had met a girl my age who was from south africa. we both were into surfing and so we got chatting before we got on the plane. when all the lights went off she came over and we put the armrests up and laid down together. i think i got an erection and she felt it, the grabbed it haha. things progressed from there and it was spooning doggystyle under the blankets. would love to try it again but haven't had a chance! You "think" you got one... or you think she felt it"........ and it progressed?Want to have another go at your story?LOLDG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    On holidays in Taz, we were the only passengers, Stewardess lets us know we had 30 mins before landing, so we got it on, best window seat of my life, starting and finishing with a fantastic blow job, with a lap bouncing inbertween the lip service from my angel mixed with a few other positions so we could watch, but fucking clean and at a relaxed pace, to get the most out of the experiance with minimum clean up required.....it worked for us at the time, have also been lucky enough to have the right contacts to have pulled of sex in a chopper, old army mates of mine, we were in the support chopper that followed the one that was carrying the the game ball for the 2007 nrl grand final, it was a once in a lifetime trip, but fuck we did, in style that night we both thought, the several horny aj's watching on we're happy enough, all worked out.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    but on the odd occasion, I get to show some very attractive women around my office. Only one has been reluctant to take the controls....guess she was a bit worried about pulling the joystick the wrong way...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If any topic was gonna bring him back it was this one! Lmao! Welcome back mr Mac!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    And to stay on topic, I start formation flying training today...Synchronised Mile High Club, anyone?