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Playing in The Sandpit... So are The Lays of Our Lives...

May 03 2013

A fantasy all about the unreal lives, lusts and lovers of RHP. It gets f**cking hot in the RedHotPie Bakery.Just for a bit of fun, if you were part of making a series about RHP... What would you name it, how would you introduce it, and what sort of program would it be? I'm going for a soapie/Gordon Ramsay theme that seems to me reflects the many sides of us in and out of the forums lol. The extremes of how we are and can be. Tongue in cheek ploise.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Great expectations

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Kink My Ride- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "Mudcrabs"- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Missionary impossible - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the taming of the shrew, with whips and chains porn movie   great expecctaios...by charles Dick

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Dirty rotten scoundrels ........ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Game of moans.   Might be a fantasy series, a drama or a documentary, but it would never be a reality show.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    CELEBRITY SQUIRT!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    'Neighbours'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Name : Truth or Dare... Introduction: Any neighbourhood letter box .. Program type: Adults only... 'R'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Young and the Rustless ... A Play School for the Old and the Beautiful in the Daze of Our Lives

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Looney tunes - Posted from rhpmobile

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    12 years ago

    Beauties and the Beasts ET xox

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    12 years ago

    Love it freya!! THE BIG OOOOOOO.... Each week would be a different topic! Alittle like 'can of worms' but a 'can of seduction'.. Great topic OP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What would you name it - SEX IN THE CITY of Red-Hot-Pieshow would you introduce it - Sex Love and Taboowhat sort of program would it be - Mini -series/Adult Eyes OnlyFOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Does anyone remember gladiators... Well like that.. Rhp members with newbies each week.. Different activities.. And a HUGE couch for the forum posters (always on awesome topics there is a couch) ... To do the commentaries from... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm a little confused by yours though SirYes, I remember Gladiators, for some reason though I keep thinking of that short lived program (whatever it was called) where the men who didn't pass were pushed into the swimming pool.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    are cannibals

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    So that would be a reality show then...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Muppet Show.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the IMMORALS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the IMMORALS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' The Muppet Show. I wanna be introduced to Animal!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Instead of animal wouldn't you prefer gonzo with the big nose down there hahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    been here a year...movie "the year of living dangerously"   "the extra man" add on the extraman,woman, couple, tv/tranny   A street car named desire....no need tochange that one   how I meet your mother................though not sure as never got a dna test done

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hmmmmm - well anything has to be better than the doco Louis Theroux did on 'swinging' - Pah!How about Red Hot Pie in the Sky .....because lots of people fantasise about having sex with other people but for most in just stays as 'pie in the sky' stuff .And for style - something like 'Grumpy Old Men' but where swingers and sex positive people of all 'swings' talk candidly about the ups and downs, the funny and not so funny aspects of the lifestyle.

  • MessYourSheets

    MessYourSheets

    12 years ago

    Instead of gladiator, u could go with "glad-u-ate-her". And mrspeachypier that show was man-o-man. Rhp version may be man-on-man lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Block Swappers

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    12 years ago

    R H P NANNY DIARIES

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    12 years ago

    Even

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Sarapis' Instead of animal wouldn't you prefer gonzo with the big nose down there hahaha I watch how Animal pounds those drums Back to topic ... something along the lines of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest' but it would be a reality game show like 'Survivor'. We get to vote people off the Island ...

  • subgal_gc

    subgal_gc

    12 years ago

    Of the sexiest/raunchiest...

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Outlick. Outplay. Outlast.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'On_Safari' Outlick. Outplay. Outlast. I don't think I'd last very long ...I have dehydration issues.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I reckon a lot of us together in the house would be great television.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    After your weekend I'm amazed you can lift a finger to type let alone hydrate!!! 😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'johnj13' Instead of gladiator, u could go with "glad-u-ate-her". And mrspeachypier that show was man-o-man. Rhp version may be man-on-man lolThanks for that!!! I saw what you did there. Quoting 'inspirit' R H P NANNY DIARIES orPoetic license... The Red Hot Pier Oh Pair Deities... A bit random I know... Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Sarapis'Back to topic ... something along the lines of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest' but it would be a reality game show like 'Survivor'. We get to vote people off the Island ... Hahaha, a popula'tit'y show :-P Very oppropriate and... Do you remember how the two men die in "One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest"?... One commits suicide after being shamed by the 'Head' nurse for sleeping with a prosuitute and the other (the main character) drives the Head nurse too far, by ripping her top and exposing her breasts to the other men in the ward. In retaliation she has him lobotomised and when he returns to the ward, a vegetable, he is killed by his friend 'the chief' out of sympathy. It works on so many levels So when you going to show us yer tits 'Head' nurse? Another spin, Topic - Shock/Horror, Title - Girl Interrupted...no one dies but the characters are mainly female with many issues with a few men who don't actually get any, and the girls... never get to orgasm!!! Thanks for your inspired posts Sarapis lol. And everyone else, mucho gracias for all the laughs with all your twisted 'tit'les!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What a hoot!Where would it be held?Wonder who would get the Gold Award?Who would sit were?OH what about the dresses? do we even wear clothes?How many would be on Facebook checking in?NO better still......LOL Wonder what the Forum Topic would be the next day?I vote Freya as MC......FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    We're mostly bare down there And we share as well Lot's of people play games And stories do tell Open wide Cum inside (but not without a condom) It's PlayschoolLord of the Flies... the story about a gay man and his ability to get into men's pants

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Super Flying Spunk Show hosted by Skeeta if he's still alive

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Theres a bear in there a chair as well, people with games and stories to tell! So what window we gonna look through today kiddies? ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Can Of Sperms

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'deepbluesumthing'Peachy's back :) Can Of Sperms You bring to mind "Pandora's Box" Blue!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A Fantasy... where we're made up of many Layers.