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March 16 2016

Hello Ladies.... I was just reading a blog about some positions that women don't find as appealing as we (I) thought.... So the question for today, is what is your lease favourite position and why.... Ciao Mark

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ugh. Loss of length, feels lazy, feels boring, and hits spots all bleugh and pointless (spoon in pussy)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    On a table. Looks hot, you lay the top half of your body down on the table, legs spread. Feels sexy. But when there's any sort of decent force, the edge of the table jams into my pubic bone and kills! If I can hold onto the sides of the table it negates it, but if it's too wide I just end up very sore and bruised.

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    9 years ago

    Kills everything for me instantly due to the amount of pain it gives! Especially if a partner has a thick penis! I just can't find the pleasure in it even when I got taken by a very experienced partner in the past! Other than anal sex, doggy doesn't always do it for me, even though it doesn't always kill either. With doggy, it depends on how experienced and long my partner is, otherwise I would endure pain in my stomach more than receiving enjoyment. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    If I cant breathe I am not enjoying myself.Let me get on top cause its much more fun when I am not being squashed.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    On the carpet knees full of carpet burn waiting for the scabs to heal - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    I've never got there from any position where I'm on top. Its still fun & i still do it but its just not as good for me. I agree with soft on the table so sore afterwards!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    hate missionary, does nothing for me, unless the guy heaves me up in the air and we do the slow in and out and watch, love that, but otherwise pfft boring and no sensation pretty much. Sometimes on a hard kitchen bench lol can seem like a good idea but doesn't always come off, can get uncomfortable and like PoisonIV, I'm not a huge fan of on top, unless facing away and getting some arse attention at the same time

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    9 years ago

    😜😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    9 years ago

    My least favourite position would be doing it (or attempting to do it) whilst standing up in the shower. The standing up position is really tough because the two of you have got to be of the perfect height otherwise, one ends up semi-crouching and it just isn't that fun. Besides, if the shower's running, there's the danger of slipping and falling and hitting your head on the wall or floor or smashing through the glass. Too much of a fatal risk for a sex position that isn't even all that great to begin with. We're talking sex, eh? Not Mortal Kombat. Hehehe!

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Standing up in the shower hasn't been hugely successful for me either, shower over bath however, bent over, different story

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    One position I find that makes a lot of other positions more comfortable is squatting.The Crouching Monkey Man squatting with cock facing downward and thrusting up and down like a jack hammer operator or in and out in front depending on where the women is.Standing on feet not knees allows a lot more articulation of the hips and one foot can be raised or on some part of the furniture etc or on the floor to stay balanced.Which in turn makes other positions that are not as good for her when the guy is resting in his knees, Allows a lot more reach with the hands to other places.You can lean forward on a one or both hands hand and your feet and stay off your knees.Makes it better for a women on her back rather then laying on top like a sack of spuds.From behind you can vary the penetration angle more easily squatting.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    As everybody is different some position works for one person not for others so it really depends on who I'm with at the time but some positions work better than others

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'PurePeony'Too much of a fatal risk for a sex position that isn't even all that great to begin with. We're talking sex, eh? Not Mortal Kombat. Hehehe! but at the crucial moment one of you could yell "finish him!"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is the only position I hate but it's the only one I can do with guys who are well endowed! I like my penis on the average size 🤗 and then very position is wonderful. Love it doggie, hard and fast though! Especially when my lover smacks and plays with my arse :) To do anal, I prefer starting in a spooning position to warm up, then I can be flipped around to try different positions! Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sex in a pool or spa sounds like a great idea but just never works out. Foreplay however is sensational but need to get out of the water for the final chapter! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    My financial position 👎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    In your case it should be pussypillow.. That should do it ?

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Please be careful doing that, you might overbalance and break a hip 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Having a shower that fits 8... It's fine with coconut oil for lube. Otherwise. Prefer to give head in the shower. I hate being pressed down in any way. ( except a strangle hold with the trusted ) Spooning. 69- with a man in top... A woman is fine - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Please be careful doing that, you might overbalance and break a hip 😉 I keep my Zimmer frame close by just in case.

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    I take my slippers off too for safetyI always promote safe sex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I thought it was Crouching Tiger for your Hidden Dragon 😚xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hey, thought I'd give my first input to a thread. I love being pulled to the edge of the bed (or what ever surface it is that we are fucking on) so that I can have my leg spread wide or wrapped around them, I can play with myself while my partner can get deep. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I guess in terms of what I DONT like - I'm willing to try anything as long as it not uncomfortable lol!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    the 80's style 69 should have stayed in the 80's, along with fashion and home decor lol a variation I like, following some other play, is to be giving oral with the guy laying down, me laying next to him, he fingers me at the same time, we both kind of lay up a bit on our side, he dominates, deep throats, makes me gag, I squirt with this and the finger action mmm bloody love that, one of my favourite things. We both go to a better place lol but are able to enjoy it and move to orgasm instead of the awkward or synchronised action of an old style 69 which can feel like you're sandwiched in that position, can interfere with your own orgasm, doesn't do it for me

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya70' I thought it was Crouching Tiger for your Hidden Dragon 😚xxFreya The crouching tiger is when crouching behind during doggy I lean forward and softly grip the back of her neck between my teeth while still thrusting form behind like a tiger holding its mate during sex.

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    9 years ago

    Hmm... I used to love the doggy but recently, I would have to add this disclaimer - only if it's done right. The doggy can literally kinda put distance between the couple. You can't see the other party unless you twist around like a pretzel and risk a Grand Mal cramp. Sometimes, your face is semi-smothered by pillows so there's no eye contact. I saw a doggy variation on a porn video that I really like because there's so much skin-to-skin contact - the lady was on the edge of the bed, on her knees and the man was standing, but he had wrapped his arms around her belly and sorta leaned in on her back as he did the doggy. Wow... I think the keyword here is "SORTA leaned" because if he had really leaned his entire body weight on her, then it's going to be "Hello, backache!" for her! :P Or, guy grabs lady's wrist, or grabs one wrist and rests other hand on her shoulder, as he does the doggy. That kinda gives erm... extra leverage for the thrust. Yeah... life application of physics! LOL!!! I think whilst doing the doggy, it's good to vary the style and depth of the thrust too. If it's drilling like a jackhammer all the time, after a while, it feels kinda too much. Sometimes, a slower and more sensual and purposeful probing can be fun too. And... I'm almost embarrassed to say this, but talking dirty to me as the man does the doggy sends me to heaven! The doggy is a rather dominant position and anything that suggests / enhances masculinity in men is a huge YES!!! for me!

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'PurePeony' Hmm... I used to love the doggy but recently, I would have to add this disclaimer - only if it's done right. The doggy can literally kinda put distance between the couple. You can't see the other party unless you twist around like a pretzel and risk a Grand Mal cramp. Sometimes, your face is semi-smothered by pillows so there's no eye contact. I saw a doggy variation on a porn video that I really like because there's so much skin-to-skin contact - the lady was on the edge of the bed, on her knees and the man was standing, but he had wrapped his arms around her belly and sorta leaned in on her back as he did the doggy. Wow... I think the keyword here is "SORTA leaned" because if he had really leaned his entire body weight on her, then it's going to be "Hello, backache!" for her! :P Or, guy grabs lady's wrist, or grabs one wrist and rests other hand on her shoulder, as he does the doggy. That kinda gives erm... extra leverage for the thrust. Yeah... life application of physics! LOL!!! I think whilst doing the doggy, it's good to vary the style and depth of the thrust too. If it's drilling like a jackhammer all the time, after a while, it feels kinda too much. Sometimes, a slower and more sensual and purposeful probing can be fun too. And... I'm almost embarrassed to say this, but talking dirty to me as the man does the doggy sends me to heaven! The doggy is a rather dominant position and anything that suggests / enhances masculinity in men is a huge YES!!! for me! Did you say thrust? loved this entire post, yes please

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Doesn't love a tiger,that is absolutely my favourite 😘xxFreya

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    9 years ago

    Any position that is done for long sessions can become uncomfortableand that is why I vary during sex.Missionary , doggy , anal , on the wall , scissors , cowgirl , reverse cowgirl reverse missionary and so on.Why the hell would you be in one position so long ,that it hurts or is aggravatingso , change positions roll around and have a giggle.For GOD sake its sex not a working environment.

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya70' Doesn't love a tiger,that is absolutely my favourite 😘xxFreya Freya, you've just educated me! LOL! I didn't know that there was a pose called the "Tiger" until today! That started me on a pleasant little internet surfing journey of flipping some kamasutra sex positions page and I feel like I'm in a restaurant and yes, I'd like to order The Reclining Lotus, The Cross, The Kneel, The Glowing Juniper... and that's just for starters, thank you very much! Harharhar!

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    9 years ago

    Did you say thrust? loved this entire post, yes please Yes... thrusts! Gotta lurv a man with hip-gyrating abilities! They are like six-cylinder engines - powerful enough to get you to places that are up, high-high-high! The journey up there literally takes your breath away! LOL!

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'PurePeony' - the lady was on the edge of the bed, on her knees and the man was standing, but he had wrapped his arms around her belly and sorta leaned in on her back as he did the doggy. That's the benefit if crouching or standing is you can lean down over them and kiss or bite the back of their neck.If they are shorter I like to lean down with my head next to theirs and kiss their cheek, or ear nibble and maybe whisper some sweet nothings, or turn their head to the side to kiss their lips while still being able to thrust from behind. Standing on the floor helps to have a lower bed or couch to lean over them enough.Otherwise I put one foot up on the bed and one of the floor to get a bit of height.Grab the bed head with one hand and their shoulder with the other.And being over to top of her more also helps pulling out and moving to anal for the grand final. And standing or crouching you can lower or raise your hips or move left or right the change the angle of thrusting up or down or one side to the other to explore every nook inside with the swollen knob and find the hot spot. On my knees I find it too limiting, not just thrusting distance limited but static hip position leaves a constant boring one motion thrusting.

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    Position is when she is lying on her side on the bed with her hips at the end of the bedMe standing on the floor holding one of her legs up in the air with my hand on her inner thigh with her other leg hanging down off the bed and thrusting in to her vagina sideways.Good for deeper penetration.For girls that like to feel the knob hit the top firmly, most don't so care needs to be taken but if that's their thing then its a good position for it IME.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Don't forget the spine.to have that bitten as well,quite sharply xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    my bed is like a resort style in a way, so it has the wooden base coming out wider than the mattress, just happens to be a good place to slide down off the mattress, sit and attend to my partner, with him standing and dominating mmm Probably I best don't say how I was just sussing out my computer chair and I'm not joking, I've just been climbing around on it lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That truly sounds magnificent White Opal.. I would love to have carpet burns too from you both !xQuoting 'White_Opal' On the carpet knees full of carpet burn waiting for the scabs to heal - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My all time favourite position is traditional doggy position. So her on all fours bum pointed up and back curved all the other way down into the bed showing her pretty lines and busty curls.. I'm a visual artist and have been known to to talk nonsense from time to time so with that in mind, forgive me in advance if I stray to a peculiar fantasy apologises if my writing appear skatty.. Tragically and I'm also a booty/woman enthusiast and tend to become the admirer. I like her in this position for admiring her and also for fucking her.. Admire Fuck Admire Fuck It could go on and on believe me.. So regular doggies is the best BUT I have learnt that Doggiesex from behind can be made more enjoyable by adding your own kinks likes and quirks into the sex act. I like it when she instigates them 😏 For example, the doggie possie sex would become a lot hotter of a fuck for me experience wise if I was a watch you.. at some point during the fucking-admiration ceremony get a little bored of the formal worship ritual and has her finger tracing around her ass and I am in and out of her pussy.. Im watch her Play.. She's teasing..herself.. sometimes putting it a little inside, sometimes not, sometimes just tracing. Sometimes all in, I find it highly arousing that she's Teasing her own pleasure receptors with an index finger measure of shock.. This is an easy was to make I best position even better , and tailored to your needs.. Furthermore, the doggy sex can be made more if she was to look back at me and say, " now slap my ass", " now eat my ass" or "now bring it too my mouth" The girl that I have created for this piece of writing is not based on a real girl. It was developed by the author to help visualise the texts content.. IF say she did exist in a fantastical world, I would be married to her, and my fantastical Wife would probably be getting herself eating from behind as we speak.. doggy style position is my favourite Doggiesmifav 🍑.. meanwhile.. at the local Booty Anonymous (BA) meeting I am about to share to the group how eating pussy and booty from behind her as she down folds like a dog has corrupted my life.. Let it be known that My love of peaches/peachbottom/ass and all related accessories was nearly to much for me to bare.. I was using up to 40 bootys per day just to function, I wasn't even getting the rush anymore.. one cold morning after a long night without booty at all.. So i knew I had to surrender over to the ass lords if I was ever going to BOUNCE BACK. I remember it was 3rd march 2013, and I also specifically remember how the house simply felt to lack spoons, I thought maybe at the time that the LACK OF SPOONS around was the reason it felt COLD! I recall having to make do with only spoon to eat the coco milk breakfast I managed make myself. I then turned to the mirror and said "your man is retiring" The shape The lines The perfectness I quit.." The mirror just stood there didn't say much, his eyes did had all the honest reply I needed.. It was Drama or maybe Emotion, or it could have been both who took my single cold spoon without warning from the bowl and smashed my only spoon into the mirror trying the utmost to break it in a dramatic emotional manor but as you may be aware a spoon will not be sufficient enough of a tool to smash the mirror.. I found it greatly difficult to restrain from ass.. But I know that I am sick with an ungodly disease.. Having relapsed twice on booty since march 2013 2016 and I feel Strong enough to resume the ass admiration again in small doses.. In my opinion doggy position is the best for admiring, fucking & eating. Trifecta people go to position for a rest; her flat of the bed bed face and tummy down and you'll find another admiration/fuck point or variation of doggy position.. Thanks for listening My names Tombs du Valle - Posted from rhpmobile