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Pre screening Q&A
October 08 2012
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RHP User
12 years ago
Fuck on first dates?? Does ya dad own a brewery?? Lmao I will return when I find my brain lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Firstly, you need to remember that most of a guy's Thinking originates below the belt... So all questions should be multiple choice... and include an answer "all of the above"...:-P Ricky :-)
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xFunlovingx
12 years ago
My "personal assistant" is my pussy....Once she starts pulsating and gets wet...the list goes out the door! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
12 years ago
question should be....do you always tell the truth...if they say yes....then any other question is pointless
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RHP User
12 years ago
Where to start lol. Firstly...maybe consider getting a second assistant....so one for the 'ticks' and one for the 'flicks' lol. Secondly...have each contender sit through different scenarios as a pre-screening...then judge them with a score lol. * The dinner scenario * The kill a spider scenario * The handle a roadrage scenario * The cook a full meal and clean up scenario * The can he behave normally during an outing scenario Stick to these 5 first and the ones that qualify then move onto the next phase of qualification lol. Include the heavy duty full on he is a great catch tasks and duties.... * make a bed test * speaks to your mother politely test * can change a care tyre test * buys you expensive things test * can handle his alcohol test Ok if you have anyone by now let me know and i'll reveal the final stage lol :) P.S. studies have shown that less than 2% of women get a man that can get this far through qualification...buy hey you got to be positive lol
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shucksta
12 years ago
Tick or flick questions? OK.Q: Clit. Tickle or flick?
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Hanna_ybbn
12 years ago
....and you do that so well Truckin and Clitty - you 2 faaarkin crack me up.Personal Assistant PMSL - LOVE it!!!xxxxxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Enigmaoflove' Where to start lol. Firstly...maybe consider getting a second assistant....so one for the 'ticks' and one for the 'flicks' lol. Secondly...have each contender sit through different scenarios as a pre-screening...then judge them with a score lol. * The dinner scenario * The kill a spider scenario * The handle a roadrage scenario * The cook a full meal and clean up scenario * The can he behave normally during an outing scenario Stick to these 5 first and the ones that qualify then move onto the next phase of qualification lol. Include the heavy duty full on he is a great catch tasks and duties.... * make a bed test * speaks to your mother politely test * can change a care tyre test * buys you expensive things test * can handle his alcohol test Ok if you have anyone by now let me know and i'll reveal the final stage lol :) P.S. studies have shown that less than 2% of women get a man that can get this far through qualification...buy hey you got to be positive lol Get through that lot you may as well propose !
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shucksta
12 years ago
Quoting 'Enigmaoflove' Where to start lol. ... P.S. studies have shown that less than 2% of women get a man that can get this far through qualification...buy hey you got to be positive lol geez....I passed all of those (shudder)....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting XFunlovingXMy "personal assistant" is my pussy....Once she starts pulsating and gets wet...the list goes out the door!Hugs...xFunlovingxPurrrrrrffffffect...............No point getting the head involved.......It is all in the chemistry and gut feelings.........They are a lot wiser than the brain.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is answered in the doing. A kiss answers the riddle. All the other things you want, you will never have ,your looking for a unicorn. But some do believe they exist In the corner of your eye, in that hallow of your heart in the longing , perhaps you will find one , but not in the land of rhp. Maybe as your shopping, or doing some sport, or a visit to friends , he may be the same guy on rhp but if he meets you under different circumstances , then the premise of your relationship will be a tad different. I never have a list, I did when I was younger but then I am a tad wiser now. my list now. Do you have a pulse Can you tell time and know how to keep an apt. Can you allow me to cum first? Now I am sure most guys say this with their fingers crossed behind their back. Can you make me smile and laugh? Do you like crazy old women, who believe in Unicorns
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Mistress_Fukery
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Your list of wants/dont wants... is your list.Mine would be different and the questions I'd ask, or things I look for will obviously be different to yours.Most of what youve listed are personality traits that are either present, or not, and can only be determined through observation, so you're going to need to figure out a way of screening what YOU want through reading how theyve put their profile together. But as we all know, how someone chooses to write about themselves is not always representative of how they really are.But I'm going to ask.... if you're prepared to go to the effort of discussing list making, suggesting you're eager to sort this aspect of your life....... why do you feel the need to be subtle?I DO realise though, that I ask this from the point of view of a confident Man, who knows what he wants, and is bold and direct enough to expect it, but also tactful and understanding enough to know how the 'game' needs to be played.Final point.... it stands to reason that statistically, the great majority of "relationships" comes to an end. Pre-screening isnt always the reason..... it can take time to learn about all of those facets that make up another persons personality, and figure out if they compliment you, or not. If that wasnt the case, we'd end up with the first person we meet/date.DG Did you not see the last bit re disclaimer; this was light hearted and more for shits and giggles?? since my past luck has been 'crap' to say the least im trying something different.. and subtle reason is due to my lack of subtlety brings out more freaks from the woodworks than my patience can deal with!!!SHUCK: i have nothing to say to you :PHanna: PMSL *_* Enigma i like your style!!! wanna get married?Truckin: eat me.. your contribution is irrelevant!Ricky: i like my cock with personality!Fun: i love your pussy!!JSK: no comnment.. i refuse to answer based on the grounds i may incriminate myself (watch this space)Freya: yes, i see your point.. but im curious to see to what extend the truth can be stretched! (much like my flexability) :O
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just because a guy is in RHP does not put him in a BAD BOY category.....and in the same hand, just because a girl has come to a sexual liberation and is here ,for whatever reason , does not make her less worthy of a serious relationship.In my eyes we are all ultimately looking for love, we may not know it all the time, But I truly believe that if each one of the RHP community would be presented with the opportunity of real love and commitment with a great match in another person.Most would be happy to settle .I could be totally wrong, but that is my feeling.......
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RHP User
12 years ago
I don't eat....I devour ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Interesting that you mention settling,,,google reachers and settlers. And I know TR can stick up for herself ,but I think you read far too much into what she said,she said nothing negative about women and was simply commenting on the prevailing culture of this ''community''
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playful4u
12 years ago
You are looking for Christian Grey
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ClittyGirl' Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Your list of wants/dont wants... is your list. Mine would be different and the questions I'd ask, or things I look for will obviously be different to yours. Most of what youve listed are personality traits that are either present, or not, and can only be determined through observation, so you're going to need to figure out a way of screening what YOU want through reading how theyve put their profile together. But as we all know, how someone chooses to write about themselves is not always representative of how they really are. But I'm going to ask.... if you're prepared to go to the effort of discussing list making, suggesting you're eager to sort this aspect of your life.... ... why do you feel the need to be subtle? I DO realise though, that I ask this from the point of view of a confident Man, who knows what he wants, and is bold and direct enough to expect it, but also tactful and understanding enough to know how the 'game' needs to be played. Final point.... it stands to reason that statistically, the great majority of "relationships" comes to an end. Pre-screening isnt always the reason..... it can take time to learn about all of those facets that make up another persons personality, and figure out if they compliment you, or not. If that wasnt the case, we'd end up with the first person we meet/date. DG Did you not see the last bit re disclaimer; this was light hearted and more for shits and giggles?? since my past luck has been 'crap' to say the least im trying something different.. and subtle reason is due to my lack of subtlety brings out more freaks from the woodworks than my patience can deal with!!!SHUCK: i have nothing to say to you :PHanna: PMSL *_* Enigma i like your style!!! wanna get married?Truckin: eat me.. your contribution is irrelevant!Ricky: i like my cock with personality!Fun: i love your pussy!!JSK: no comnment.. i refuse to answer based on the grounds i may incriminate myself (watch this space)Freya: yes, i see your point.. but im curious to see to what extend the truth can be stretched! (much like my flexability) :Ooh my clitty....Marriage lol....you're more delicate than you give yourself credit for lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Q1: Who were you before? Sorry I just can't place you.Q2: It takes two to make a relationship work.Cheers Felonious
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Mistress_Fukery
12 years ago
must everything be turned into a can of worms?? also may i mention just as a side note.. umm im a member of many sites, and am not 'looking for love' if it finds me, so be it, however im going to wheedle out the 'dicks' first!!mmmm Mr Grey .. yes please... man who is dominant, versatile, has patience, hot, financially independent dosnt hurt, and great in bed (and out) yes please.. i'll even settle for his brother!!I am an ex watcher not so much contributor to the forums ;) who i was, is irrelevant to who i am now ;)But can we get back to the questions?? What kind of man are you in bed:a) soft & sensualb) Hard & fastc) In bed?d) its a challenge to see how many different ways we can do it in one session^^^^^ example LOL
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shucksta
12 years ago
Quoting 'ClittyGirl'But can we get back to the questions?? What kind of man are you in bed:a) soft & sensualb) Hard & fastc) In bed?d) its a challenge to see how many different ways we can do it in one session^^^^^ example LOLor e) tends to sleep alot.(zip it Hanna, I know you're itching to hit that enter button)
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shucksta
12 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' The Question :- Is answered in the doing. (snicker) readjusted my spectacles to see there was a letter "i" in that last word.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Q2: It takes two to make a relationship work.Cheers Felonious This is true.Also, your 'list' sounds like Selection Criteria for a job requirement, the kind that does my head in. i.e. Able to work independently without direction as well as part of a team - well which is it!By dissecting a rose out into it's components defeats the purpose of appreciating the beauty of it's wholeness, even if there are a few thorns they make it more interesting ;-)And in the words of the Stones No, you can't always get what you wantBut if you try sometime, you just might findYou get what you need
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Mistress_Fukery
12 years ago
Quoting 'h0tguy' Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Q2: It takes two to make a relationship work.Cheers Felonious This is true.Also, your 'list' sounds like Selection Criteria for a job requirement, the kind that does my head in. i.e. Able to work independently without direction as well as part of a team - well which is it!By dissecting a rose out into it's components defeats the purpose of appreciating the beauty of it's wholeness, even if there are a few thorns they make it more interesting ;-)And in the words of the Stones No, you can't always get what you wantBut if you try sometime, you just might findYou get what you need who says this isn't similar to a job requirement.. the requirement is to make me happy.. for if i am happy, then i will make you happy, please see **takes two to make a relationship work comment**i like your i.e able to work independently without direction etc comment, i may use that as a potential screening question...however as i said at my disclaimer; this was a shits and giggles post, aimed at those with a sense of humor that could see this for what it was.. a joke at my expense on my failed relationships.. lets not call this a pre screening test and call it a mini compatibility quiz... does that then change things?? and your right.. i cant always get what i want.. but i sure as hell know what i dont want! and these questions will cull the particular individuals who have what i dont want :D
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RHP User
12 years ago
Have found when getting to know someone these days it's more like an interview process.. Do people take a note pad with them these days?? What ever happened to the good old days of spending time together & going from there?? You know, 'actions speak louder than words' like... Then there's simply going out on the town to pick up if that's all you wanna do but the fact you wrote dates, takes to much thought for a date haha ;)
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Mistress_Fukery
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mr_Hunter' Have found when getting to know someone these days it's more like an interview process.. Do people take a note pad with them these days?? What ever happened to the good old days of spending time together & going from there?? You know, 'actions speak louder than words' like... Then there's simply going out on the town to pick up if that's all you wanna do but the fact you wrote dates, takes to much thought for a date haha ;) i have no problem going out and getting to know someone, but im tired of wasting my time on those who dont deserve it... after the initial pre screening and i find out we have something in common, THEN i will be interested in 'getting to know someone'again the definition of humor is outstanding...
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RHP User
12 years ago
What time of month is it?? Chill out.. When you stop looking is when he will find you.. you won't need to ask the normal 20
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Mistress_Fukery
12 years ago
you cant be serious!!! pmsl! dude you are a right crack up... resorting to comments such as 'what time of month is it' really shows your maturity and age, and proves my point on why screen is necessary...
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RHP User
12 years ago
good assessment, your interviewing skills are a fail I'm affraid.. Every wondered why the guys you talk to fail your test?? To high of expectations. I'm done here.
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RHP User
12 years ago
However, to answer your question... Most likey B or D, but with a few of the others thrown in from time to time to mix things up... It all depends on what mood we are in at the time.. some times you just want to cuddle for hours and tell stupid jokes... other times clothes get torn and the ceiling fan resembles some new fandagoe'd chandelier at Fashiopn week??? :/ hahaha Two rules i go by, be honest and follow the heart.... "insert half the blokes using a bucket about now here!!" :) Enjoy all :D
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RHP User
12 years ago
Miss clitty.... Im starting to think that you need to define EXACTLY what it is you want in a person. Have you sat down, and made a list of the top 20 physical and personality characteristics that you strongly require/admire.... and determined just how to identify THOSE in a person? Id suggest that is a very good place to start. Only when you know exactly what you want.... can you look for, see it, and bring it into your life. Have high expectations... VERY high... and expect that people match up to those, rather than dulling yours to accommodate them. DG Is that what you do??
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm just glad this threads back I thought it was deleted! But clitty being the intense little thing you are in all your cuteness is becoming frustrated because we're going off topic.ClittyGirl the only thing I can tell you from experience is that relationship seems to work better ...or alternatively last longer & be more meaningful when you're both diff from each other rather than being quite similar, but not completely diff - just able to complement each other.but I dunno if that's what you're lookin 4 anyway
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RHP User
12 years ago
An etch-a-sketch that I doodle stuff on. It's the early day iPad :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
1) relationship wants/needs. Open, monogamous, etc. 2)sexual compatibility- not many will go from vanilla to swinger or vice versa 3)are you attracted on more than just a physical level? 4)is there that crazy insane spark every time you see each other? 5)can you deal with each others "baggage" everyone has a past! 6)can you be 100% yourself with him, and I do mean 100%, if you have to hold back anything at all, you're doomed from the start I know that's not really shits and giggles but it's a start
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RHP User
12 years ago
I just checked out your profile, goddamn you have some attitude, absolutely love it!!! More women should have the balls to be that upfront. Good onya and good luck
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RHP User
12 years ago
there is a saying.. "Don not go shopping hungry - you will buy the wrong things" I see this soo very often.. where did you meet this guy? "Oh.. at the hotel.." And the last guy.. "Umm at a night club..." And the last.. "Umm Beerfest.." STOP SHOPPING AT RED DOT!!!!!!! OK, maybe you didnt get them all at hotels and drunks... but.. here is the thing.. if you have had 5 failures.. CHANGE your tactics, selection criteria and shopping forums.. they are obviously flawed. (NOTE: - Do not start going to church thinking you will get a decent person there) BUT, if the venues you attend give you access to failed relationships.. then go to different venues... HOWEVER... you haven't told us HOW MANY have failed.. and WHY.. look at that.. are they all failing for the same FUNDAMENTAL reason? IF they are.. YOU PROBABLY ARE THE FAULT :) It took me about ten failed relationships, to rea;ise they were ALL the same.. I realised I hadn't chosen ten duds... I had chosen ten Good Girl.. and I ruined them myself .. *smiles* Have fun!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to please a woman (well, sexually it's possible, even if the female orgasm is a myth).Look at the list! Completely contradictory! I suggest asking your local GP for a list of men on medication for bipolar. ;)A friend recently told me that the problem with me is the women who want big, manly men, also want them to be violent, dumb, brutes. I'm far too intelligent, sweet, kind and nice for them. The girls who want the intelligent, kind, witty men also want them to look like little girls. I dunno, I might just go join a convent. mmmmmnuns.I promise this is (mostly) tongue in cheek. ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh what a waste of time !!!!!!!!!!!!! Its all about the maturity of both parties , not a stupid " tick the boxes " questionnaire .
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RHP User
12 years ago
Clitty.... Puppy, motorcycle, tattoos.... That's pretty much it right?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'The_Stranger76'A friend recently told me that the problem with me is the women who want big, manly men, also want them to be violent, dumb, brutes. I'm far too intelligent, sweet, kind and nice for them. The girls who want the intelligent, kind, witty men also want them to look like little girls. Hell no! I want a tall, big, manly man, with strong arms and hands, who is intelligent, polite, caring and nice. Tattoos, shaved heads, piercings and stubble are welcome. So are suits, jeans and board shorts. Manners and good grammar are non-negotiable. And love of animals is a must. And did I say nice? Not too much to ask.
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Mistress_Fukery
12 years ago
i cant believe you have all taken this so seriously!!! Yet again it is proven that what is intended to be a tounge in cheek post turns into judgment and psychological analysis!!On a side note, it is interesting to see the comments from specific age brackets differ completely! AGAIN people it was a tongue in cheek post meant as shits and giggles .. WHICH if i recall, i actually posted a disclaimer about!!!anythingnow; that has been add'd to the tick and flick cats or dogstattoos or no tattoosmotorbike omg anything!! you fit the criteria!! wanna get married?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Missdevious...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'hardtruckin2011'Missdevious... Still don't know where you got that recipe.
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Here's something a girlfriend and I came up with (over a bottle of wine) when trying to decide what I wanted in a potential suitor. They must know the answer to this question:-What is a clitoris? Is it a...(a) Type of plant(b) Form of punctuation(c) Something you need to answer correctly to pass this test(d) All of the aboveThat's as far as we got, because we were laughing too much!
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RHP User
12 years ago
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