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Predictive text fail

December 13 2013

I was compiling a text message to a Uni friend.... someone I'm doing group work with not someone I know well.The word analysis was in my sentence....ofcourse auto text changed it to "anal beads".....whoosh off it goes a second before I realise what's happened. I sit in silence and think ...FUCK...then I get the giggles.....ah well guess they now know a little more about me! What's the funniest auto correct fail you've experienced?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Google "25 funny auto correct fails." Some of them will make you cry with laughter. Hehe. My favourite is the guy chatting to his mum and instead of saying shaved pork (as what is for dinner) he says shaved pussy! Bwaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was at a work OHs meeting years ago and friend of mine asked a question about finger cuts, as clearly working in an office is a super dangerous occupation, and she said finger c*nts instead. There was this stunned silence... But the guy taking the course did really well to cover it up. We still laugh about it 10 years later.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I've just spent the last fifteen minute crying with laughter. I love "So that's 3 orders of boobsickles and a holy donkey, Anything else?"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lol just pure gold - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    11 years ago

    Loved the hamster paradise and Masturbating makes me sleep easier and the reply not any less awkward

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    As I think it is meeka, then I like this one: Son to mother: "mom, what time are you coming over today ?" Mother to son: "we're still in bed... And your dad's playing with my anus, so it'll be latter this morning" Son to mother: "mom !! WTF !! Mother to son: "MY ASUS !! Your father us playing with my new computer !!" ROFL 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    is damnautocorrect dot com. Stir's one about enemas on the other thread was pretty funny.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And damn suspicious Paintme. Doesn't autocorrect use a word you use often?? It isn't just a random word. :p

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    11 years ago

    I no longer txt - :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Auto correct: I have had enough of your Shirt

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have turned autocorrect off and still always double check my texts before sending :P - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I don't even use the word enema .... Anymore ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    I recently asked a guy via text if he liked to have his earlobes nibbled. His reply was something along the lines of "Meat lobes are a hot spot". I couldn't stop giggling for the longest time. I guess they can be meaty... x Me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But I like the wiity responses better.... I am hungary.Maybe you should Czech the fridge.I'm Russian to the kitchen.Is there any turkey?We have some but it's covered in Greece.Ew, there is Norway you could eat that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' I don't even use the word enema .... Anymore ;) - Posted from rhpmobile Sure Lurk.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'MissKay' Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' I don't even use the word enema .... Anymore ;) - Posted from rhpmobile Sure Lurk.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    that I was making a grout platter.I'm sure a fruit platter would be far better for people's teeth ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I wouldn't recommend a grout platter... 😄 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' I wouldn't recommend a grout platter... 😄 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... A lot healthier with a bowl of textables Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and i was in tears. I love those kind of stupid things that make you lose your mind and have everyone asking WTF you're going on about.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    My favourite place for a serious cant breath, may have peed a little, god my face and tummy hurt kind of a laugh 😂