M45
Profile for perusal counterpoint to Nick nd Shy?
February 26 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
"I don't like jealousy, overtly selfish people (everyone has a little selfishness), bitchy women or asparagus. If you are any of these things, please don't message me." I'm just gonna sit back and wait for all the asparagus to start whining on here about not being wanted by you Random ;) equal rights for vegetables yadda yadda. I can just see the placards and petitions being drawn up now.... but staying on topic, i like your profile :) Belle
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RHP User
15 years ago
It is nice to read a profile which is positive, light and witty! A good read :) You definetly get a feel for the sort of character you are and what you want from life. A success hahaha! Miss Fun x
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RHP User
15 years ago
After reading a few of your posts which seemed rather angry I was hesitant to read your profile but it reads very well, so you CAN write well!!!Keep on keeping it positive and you'll reap what you want most.
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RHP User
15 years ago
People read what they want to read in profiles.... Something about your favourite writer, something about living on Mars....... "I like big boobs, they are my favourite" - I have become quite attached to mine too, they're my favourite. Hmmm...likes to cook, thats good..I like to eat.. Doesn't like bitchy women...well that rules me out, I am a woman and describe myself as a bitch and am proud of it,it means I can say no to people without feeling guilty... Doesn't like Asparagus..no, me neither... I think it has been stated before..people are reading your profile and seeing if they meet your criteria or if you meet theirs.. But it is still a well thought out profile and you sound like a lot of fun..and thats what this short life should be about.. Cheers Cait_Sidhe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dude - that is the lamest profile I've ever read on here.... Umm let's see - you're missing dick pics, and haven't used the phrases 'fun-loving' or 'looking for a girl who likes a good time' or maybe... just maybe I like it even more than mine. PS _ Do you have a sister?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Butbutbutbut where's the critique? Where's the "You have this idealised notion that you are going to find a swinger with a soul when really we are all hollow husks of humanity heavily hampered with hubris and hungry for human hugs via hormonal hammering of hard-ons in hot holes."? "You come across as needy and false and we can see that you are not a nice person deep inside"? "You are ugly and have a little penis and also quite ugly"? I am disappointed in the lot of you! Random
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes I have three sisters, yes I have read the game, surprised pups thinks my posts are angry (WTF? How dare you!!), and I love giving free press.
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RHP User
15 years ago
nothing wrong with your profile random, u re obviously a well educated person. you are upfront, and say it how it is. You are entitled too your likes and dislikes, entitled too choose who to converse with, plat with, and if that pisses people off, tough shit! u you cant please every one, and shouldnt let jealous, insecure peoples comments impact on you.
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RHP User
15 years ago
... Only problem is, I also LOVE asparagus!
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RHP User
15 years ago
That is easily solved, don't have a meal with him, just have sex with him!!
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wannabyummymummy
15 years ago
not too long winded, doesn't eliminate too many people sounds entertaining and fun and like you gave it some thought but of course you already know all this and it is just a ploy to get women to read your profile isn't it?? yay for you well done it worked i read and i liked
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RHP User
15 years ago
You've got me all cyber crushed now lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Meh! I've seen better personally I don't think there's anywhere near enough tongue in there for my cheek!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wow Random... you are one smart cookie ! Good profile and I LOVE the way you draw attention to yourself. You know, you are your own dating service!! Seriously... you have some hidden talents that I think you are wasting on here although I also suspect you are actually using RHP as a testing site ! How is the plot for your first movie coming along ? xx Sat
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RHP User
15 years ago
Testing testing.... How else am I supposed to draw attention to myself? Its not like I can take out a line ad! Extra Highlight - Make Your Profile Stand Out! - 0.59c Cock Pic - Show them what you're REALLY packing! - 0.99c Ok so maybe I can add the cock pic but I already make people laugh; I don't want you to wet your pants ffs. Plus I would like to get a root occasionally... Random
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Sweet_violet
15 years ago
I like your profile. I am over reading profiles with the suggested profile lines that rhp suggest. Plus it gives a feel for your personality. I love fight club too! Only problem is by giving so much of your personality away someone might write you off and not email you because they don't like something you have written down.
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