RHP

RHP User

M47

Profile rotation...

March 07 2014

How often do you change your profile? Do you do a complete re-write regularly? Does it matter? My new profile is a bit vague, but my feeling is that if you're the target audience, then you'll get it (the difference between using a drag net and using a fly-fishing lure). Although I was fond of my first attempt, which was mostly for shits n giggles... Would be interested in any and all thoughts... Previous profile:------------*About me:*Hi I'm a man , 36 years old, seeking other fun people. Actually, not just people. But that's a different site, I suppose. I admit that I am a sexual animal and can't get enough. If I had to say which animal, I'd guess maybe sexual Labrador. Throw me a treat and I'm yours for life.People have described me as good-looking but you know that "people" just means "my mother". I enjoy the outdoors, whether at the beach or in the country. A beer garden counts as outdoors, right? * I'm looking to meet:*I'm looking for no-strings attached fun with people who seek the same. I fucking hate marionettes! ------------

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Ah, I meant: 1) Do you change your profile often?2) Is my new profile good, bad or ugly?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    some days its piss off and don't bother to talk to me cause I am a virgin queenother day is come over here and rub my backother days its hey look at my pictures and take a wank, but put your beer goggles on first for the best effect. I change my profile a lot, I shut it off I turn it on a bit like my personality. some people get really annoyed if I say I am not playing, but just looking at the forums so they say piss of you cock teaserI say, shit I have not been able to tease any cock since 1925 so build a bridge as for sexual animal I think I have the energy of a slotpeople say I am attractive but that's about ten minutes before closing time in the roughest hotel in townI like the outdoors , but the sand sure gets in my crack I am looking to meet , not a single person as I am really a hermit that has not had sex for ten years and before that I had one shag at the class reunion but that was with the gardener. he was old when I went to school and now he is positively ancient and all my lady Chatterley dreams were shattered under a bench in the old school courtyard.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We've been 'gone' a while, so our profile hasn't been updated for a while....I should probably change the pic at least - those red shoes are, like, sooooo last year! (*flicks hair dramatically) 😜 That said, the essence 'of us' is appropriately captured anyway - meh, I'll get around to it at some point no doubt! If I were a single male, I reckon I'd change it up often. As it is, I'm not and I don't. So there. Kisses, Jak (Mrs) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    I don't really change it as such, but I do update it now and then.... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mother of.necessity is reinvention :-) :-) :-) xx Q

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    11 years ago

    I like your posts in the forums but you score no points for mentioning your mother... and ending each paragraph with a punch line. The first couple get me involved, you isolate me with the third and lose me with the fourth. I know from your forum posts that you're not a stand up comedian, so I guess, try less, care less, and for your own sanity have no expectations from your invvement in this site. Then go to meet and greets and events. Cheers Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I really like your new profile! I change mine whenever I feel it doesn't feel like me anymore. Just updated it a few days ago to say I'm not meeting anyone for a while.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That was his old profile.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    1. If you go fishing at the same spot, and bait the hook with the same shit, and catch %$@# all whilst doing it - does it matter if your enjoying it. 2. If you find a good fishing spot, who do you tell? No one! Disclaimer: I dislike fishing Work that one out

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I much much much prefer your new profile. Your old one made you sound like a total dick. Your new one makes me think you'd be fun to talk with. And to debate. I reckon you'd be really fun to argue with lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Your new profile sounds a lot more classy than your previous and I hope you find what you're looking for :) As for me, I have not rewritten my profile but update/add to it when I feel a need. I do however rotate my profile pics regularly, just to throw some of you guys off a bit ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    When Ive taken another totally ridiculous photo that I feel like sharing. DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thanks for all the feedback (and more importantly, positive affirmations :))... and the fishing analogy, I think.

  • rupamohan

    rupamohan

    11 years ago

    We like to keep our profile current...that means it needs update as often as we change .. ..Often single men will send a message asking just in case....our answer is always simple. Thanks for interest...we keep our profile up to date...feel free to check it often...if you see update in gender wanted...feel free to re-contact.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    remember what we wrote for the entry permit. Though do remember writing " we take people for who they are, open ground. Some seem to think that means open play, it does not, so why change it? Oh and there was the bit for the lurkers, just a few words to get them off, so it seems all the guys with big cocks think we are looking for them, why change it? while it gets them off. he he We are cruisers not much care for paperwork, fucking is something quite different, what we have written in the profile does not seem to change the chance for finding playmates, we have 98 unread messages and pages and pages of read and answered messages. Mostly from Foxy bahahahaha. (never tell you what she said) But Foxy was our first friend. And Miss Freya, god bless her. Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    its fun and interesting I find that I have changed/tweeked mine a few times. It usually gets an update after I get a message from someone that makes me a bit creeped out and I didn't realize I needed to specify so much lol. My current profile is a little too long but it helps potential playmates hopefully understand what I am and am not after (I hope). Im also open to any sensible critiquing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Rotating,always makes me think of Linda Blair :-) :-) xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta2' Rotating,always makes me think of Linda Blair :-) :-) xxQ Another eloquent user of the word "Cunt". I just changed my profile two days ago and took a quarter of the info out.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yeah I can't remember the last time we changed it.... Probably not smart. Lol The pics are added to every now and then, some are older, some are recent.... Would be interested to know what people thought.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Now I am ancient cunt ,like a version,number 3...one of my lucky numbers... 7 an 13 being the others...just in case you weren't already bored:-) ...I also like to role play... Auntie Edna is a very close relation xQ