M50 F47
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June 04 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
Man : "I bang like a dunny door in a hurricane , I can never get enough as I am a total sexual deviant. So no time wasters, if you are not prepared to spread them, then move right along" Meeka : "gasp" what an ahole!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Young man : " I will fuck you like a porn star" Meeka : when replying to his message and seeing this on his profile "you do know that most women don't want that, right?" Young man : "every woman has been impressed with that line. All the chicks ask me am I really that good" Meeka : "bloody kids today!"
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RHP User
10 years ago
is, "I'm a sexual animal". I skip them all. Something puts my right off.
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Twisted_Mister
10 years ago
'You are into me. That is all.' Admirable on one level, but bloody hell.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
"6'2" 185lb dark and intense Irishman, from the North - the scary part, that for the last 3 decades of the 20th century was tearing itself apart. I've seen and done things that'd make your hair curl." Yeah no thanks, I've done the "Belfast criminal running from the law" once and that was enough for me.
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RHP User
10 years ago
"I would like to meet like minded ladies who enjoy being satified and pampered with the thrill of descreation." I can't figure out if it's discretion or desecration.
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RHP User
10 years ago
"I'm not one for beating about the bush; I lead a very uncomplicated life. I don't wish it complicate anytime soon with a relationship, as let's be honest it's hard work. There's the whole "gotta run it by the missus first" statements; anniversaries that involve spending copious amounts of money to make a big deal out of remembering that first kiss...and I don't know about you but memories like that stay with people everyday; it's burnt into your soul if it's with the right person, so why dedicate a rememberance occasion for it?? " Wtf is with this cunt?? Lol ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' "I would like to meet like minded ladies who enjoy being satified and pampered with the thrill of descreation." I can't figure out if it's discretion or desecration. Maybe that person meant de-creation or some similar concept.Y'know....being rooted back to the roots of your being. Or destruction.
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RHP User
10 years ago
"WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any associated sites for studies or projects---YOU DO NOT have my permission to use my profile or pictures in any form currently or in the future. If you do, its considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications Ummmmm, are they going to read every thesis completed to ensure they haven't been referenced in someone's paper? Good luck with policing that
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RHP User
10 years ago
I know. Totally cray cray!
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
One thing that baffles me.......is why soooooooo many people feel the compulsion to say "looking for NSA" (or variations on that theme. In here?Really?!!! Noooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyy Capitano Obvioso.
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RHP User
10 years ago
allowed to have a bitch here about the guy who pimps out a girl, supposedly his wife, had one today. Pictures of her only that I could see at least in the main profile. Got a message saying hey gorgeous with private gallery open showing BOTH of them. I responded favourably, then I get a message back saying oh my wife isn't really into women so it would just be with me. So me being the stirrer I am, fully intending to give this tosser a mouthful, sent a message back asking if his wife would like to watch haha (had the answer been yes, I would have gone ahead with it) oh no, she would be at work but she likes it when I send her vids??????????? Do they really think we're that stupid wtf so sorry, off topic a bit but laughing out loud just wasn't doing it, had to share. Back on topic, whether the profile is crap or not, the people behind the profile can still be crap even when the profile looks amazing, all fun and games and we're having fun, that's the main thing. Oh and the other thing that really annoys me is when they have ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me and then say they don't want time wasters, oh and no pictures either, but they don't want you to waste their time wtf
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' ...and I don't know about you but memories like that stay with people everyday; it's burnt into your soul if it's with the right person, so why dedicate a rememberance occasion for it?? " Wtf is with this cunt?? Lol ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile I've gotta say... I kinda agree with that bit...
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RHP User
10 years ago
I agree with all of it lol shameless self promotion for team stir lol ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
well done ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
the funniest line in a profile. Says what he wants and then 'and I'm not a fried to ask for it' hahaha I'm laughing hysterically right now, so cute, he says he's caucasian, which he may be, but there's either a language barrier or a spelling issue, just so funny, I'm nearly wetting myself here haha
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RHP User
10 years ago
I_touch he is just eggcited ๐xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
His profile caption reads: There's more to me than you think, trust me. And he's looking for: Anyone and everyone!
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RHP User
10 years ago
The prettiest car in the garage he says but his photo makes him look like a serial killer..honestly men who take selfies in the bathroom mirror,what are you thinking...don't you look at them before posting .it makes me afraid,very afraid ๐ฑxxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Only here for the forums..Hmmm
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RHP User
10 years ago
"My man likes women with nice sexy ass.. And he's would like to play with you one on one:)" Riiiiiiight...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' One thing that baffles me.......is why soooooooo many people feel the compulsion to say "looking for NSA" (or variations on that theme. In here?Really?!!! Noooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyy Capitano Obvioso. I'm not looking for NSA (it's in my profile) and neither are a lot of others. I like seeing NSA mentioned, as it tells me who I'm not looking for.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I know a pet pevve of many is a couples profile with only pics of the woman, but a public gallery with 8 cock shots and nothing else?
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RHP User
10 years ago
that's 4 pics of each ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I try not do contact anyone if a feel I dont meet their criteria. If their looking for hot buff super fit 10" guys i don't bother trying. But gets me is couples that have tick 'Seekin Men' and in their profile th we y have 'NO SINGLE MALES NEED APPLY' . I don't mind 'Single guys - we'll find you' but come on - stop wasting our time just so you get profile hits - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' I agree with all of it lol shameless self promotion for team stir lol ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile Totally fell into that one didn't I?
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RHP User
10 years ago
" I have a 98% rate of make u girls yell the house down" ๐ณ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
just a tad ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I lost it the other night when I read that, posted the comment, and then thought shit It'll look like I'm making fun of this person, which of course I wasn't, just thought it so cute, and couldn't get it together, every time I said the sentence to myself, I'd lose it again haha Nothing like a good belly laugh to keep us all sane here. And yeah ana123 I agree the promise to make us cum over and over, not to stop until we're satisfied, god, like a dollar for every time I've heard that, and like a thousand dollars for every time the subsequent hook ups show up and don't deliver. Quick disclaimer to my good guys, you're not all duds haha
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RHP User
10 years ago
quoting ana123...."Hmm " I have a 98% rate of make u girls yell the house down" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Are most endeavouring to be authentic? Who knows.... Maybe the bizarre ones are simply playing on the humour factor ;-)...we all like a laugh.... Danny
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RHP User
10 years ago
Recently saw a profile saying he was interested in meeting someone for Casual sex &/or a yoga partner. I thought that was unusual.
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RHP User
10 years ago
while doing yoga, the extra pole might help him hold different positions, the old three points of contact for safety, sounds like he wants more points of contact. Goooooooood I'm stil horny, 1am and can't sleep, gonna have to touch myself now. I'm gonna go find some guy to sit on at the beach tomorrow haha send out an sos
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' "My man likes women with nice sexy ass.. And he's would like to play with you one on one:)" Riiiiiiight... ''...both love sex and wish to invite 1 or 2 special ladies to our hummingbird bedroom filled with naughty dirty sex encounters. my sexy man really knows how to turn a women on with his dirty mouth thatlll make u wet n begging him for more hes a real poet with the potential of only one thing-finding a sexy women for me his dirty dirty girl....I am looking for 1f or 2f to get erodicly aroused with myself and my hot hot lady. my ladys fantacy is to watch a sexy chick squirt all over my face while she sucks me off'' From a 'couple's' profile (funnily enough with pics only of the guy, and details only filled out for the guy with Ask Me's for all her details ) Also...WTF is a hummingbird bedroom??
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RHP User
10 years ago
It's always interesting when a profile switches between genders or goes from "we" to "I". p.s. Meeka I saw a profile this week of a man looking for playmates or mountain bike buddies with benefits.
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RHP User
10 years ago
lol a bike fetish eh?? Lol I've heard of mount'n'women but not mount'n'bikes ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm not afraid to ask for what I want in bed so watch out! People often comment that I am attractive but you need to judge for yourself. I love going out shopping and having coffee with friends.
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