Profile suggestions ......out of practice

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Your profile is locked!

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  as your bi you dont have to say a thing show another man your junk and away you goto easygood luck

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Sorry Awesome .......must've been locked for review because i was tinkering with it.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'bifilma' Sorry Awesome .......must've been locked for review because i was tinkering with it. do I have to tell you not to tinker while people are taking a look...now go to my room!

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  What is "now mow"? I like your face pic a lot, but cock shots are not my thing, so I'd prefer it in a PG. Too bad you're so far away, I do love bi guys.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  No mow now...will change that later....and so it won't be locked again....Yes Lady TuscanToo far from most it seems ;)

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Thanks Mesmerised will take that on board...bit short profile pics jatm. Glad u like btw

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  we rock

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Very nice profile. You have me if it was not for your distance. Oh I do presume you sexy hunk. If you want a syntax lesson then you could drop the... Single full stop at the end of a sentence unless as previous sentence you leave an inferred continuance. Its called an ellipsis and is three full stops, no more or no... Get the picture. But then who gives a fuck. The main criteria is that you do not write like a redneck. Me no like that, undered ma educated be so crud. You will do fine and your profile is in my view well written and comes from the heart. Just drop the... Know then that more than three is WRONG WRONG and english teachers here will never fuck you. Or will they in the metaphorical way, or is that, will they in the metaphorical... Oh so hard to count to three. Oh fuck it. When writing never type 3 when you mean three. Thus its threesome not "3some" you hick. Smiley faces or the like come after the full stop. :) Like that, bitch. If you must end a sentence with a rapid fire line of full stops, god please start the next sentence with a capital. So... wrong... mate...By the way, ps is totally meaningless. It is an acronym of "Postscript. (and totally wrong.)," and is written thusly as, P.S. Notice the capitals and the fullstops. You can be excused as the modern written english has dropped the full stops and accepted the PS as is, but for fuck sake capitalize you acronyms. lol oh sorry that is dumb LOL. You will have noticed that the PS is not actually the correct acronym for postscript as now it is one word rather than two, so P would be correct but then who created acronyms with a single word. Just drop the PS all together, I am working hard to do so so should you. (Notice the so so. Should there be a comma. Oh such weighty problems we face.)So give up as there is no way in hell anyone can write anything that would get a sexless english teacher's perfect mark. I know I tryied over and fucken over. But then, and I know that but can't start a sentence (oh so hard not to put a comma here, but fuck ya) but I am making a point and fuck you for noticing that I don't have a comma in front of my buts but who cares. Oh and where are your bloody full stops. Please at least put one at the end of a sentence or paragraph. Makes it so much easier to know you have stopped dribbling.So yes wonderful but try harder next time. 5/10 pass, but just (Notice its not five out of ten, that would be pedantic and scores have an exemption because of their (Oh and their is not quite correct) fractional nature. If you nut it down it is a half, or one half.). I am hopeful, as you have not use brackets to confuse and break up you discourse (As i so plainly demonstrate.). But who cares.PS it is do not not don't. Never abbreviate or shorten, its a sign of a lazy mind and if my rule could reach you I would give you a write and royal slapping. Now is that write or right, mmmmm... Just having fun and no offense intended if you are of fickle heart. Love your profile and find nothing at all wrong with it.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Looks fine to me!!! Although I can't see your cock shot (I'm a guest) I'm a bit partial to bi guys as well - I'm in Queensland so too far for me to make your acquaintance. I'm sure you'll do fine!! If your ever up Brissy way - say hi!! Gypsy💋- Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  perhaps with his verah poor sintax he might still attract a librarian..think glasses and lotsss o' buttons

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  11 years ago

  Quoting: I know I tryied over and fucken over. But then, and I know that but can't start a sentence It's tried!! Not tryied!!!! Just saying. Lol. Gypsy 💋- Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Thank you and glad some read my late night drible. I was a little hung up on that line. It was the tense "I try..." but then I thought after this pile of steaming horse excrement I do not stand a chance any more so gave up, hence it was to be past tense and guess I got sloppy. Please do forgive me as I promise I will try harder next time. LOL. Gosh english teachers are almost as sexy as maths teachers. mmmmmm.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Thanks guys, will take it all on board. Although the correct use of grammar might be a work in progress. My 'serious' relationship was with a science/English teacher. Took her some convincing to try blue collar but paid off big time! Best 18 months ever and the awesome sex a major bonus. Also love nurses. Yes librarians. Can't forget the hostess. Lurve police women. Will stop myself before the list continues. Thank you and i hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

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