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Propositioned at work...

July 15 2012

Happened to me about 10 years ago.. at that time in a managerial position with a staff of about 16 all girl staff.. Was sitting in my office when a certain staff member knocked walked in and laid it straight on me.. saying what she wanted and wanting it right NOW. ? Stunned' I made a joke out of it and told her to get back to work... she did ' with a cheeky knowing smirk on her face.At the after drinks of a prior staff meeting, we were all chatting about office romances etc.. I made the point then that I had a " no fucking the staff " motto, so it wasnt as if she didnt know.. Maybe she was testing the waters to see if what I said I meant.. or maybe the challenge was attractive to her ... Cant really say I didnt like her approach as I still think of it occassionly.. besides' she was so damn cute... lol...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I would have fired her on the spot!Then fucked her.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The old adage 'Never dip your nip in the office inkwell' should be a mantra too all. It is just too dangerous, especially if the male is in a position of authority. Because if he does flip that cute accounts clerk over the boardroom desk, then later have ANY reason to discipline her or worse terminate her employment he is well and truly fucked. All she has to do is complain that HE inititated it and she felt compelled to agree to save her job and he and the company are sued. Very rare for the guy to win and even if he does, often his career is well and truly screwed! And that is screwed in the bad way, not the good RHP way too.   I have to compliment Jay_Me for having the smarts and the resolve to say no - well done!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I married my boss once...     Bye Bye Career !!!     Best advice I can give you on flirtations, propositons, and fooling around at your work     ah........DON'T...

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    I had a 4 year affair with one of my Managers at a place that I did temping work at...I kept getting called back to the same place and if he had not moved overseas for a new career and much much better pay...I am sure it would still be going! . I had sex with a co-worker at another place that I was at for over 2 years...We got found out as his job was to go all over Australia and fix mining equipment! He was the only one that was told off as his work phone bills to me were over $4000...He didn't lose his job and I didn't lose mine...He was just made to pay the money back to the Company..which he was quite happy to do! . Worked at a pub many many moons ago and the new Manager was fucking HOT HOT HOT! He and I had sex (in the coolers and on the billard table and on the bar....No repurcussions...It just stopped when he left to work at a Country Pub from where he was originally from and I kept working at the pub for another 3 years! Gawd the sex was HOT! . If the sexual tension is there...I say go for it! No use dying wondering if they were good in bed or not! Unlike you OP..I have NO regrets! Hugs...xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    While we hate to be cynical, we think you may have dodged a rather large bullet...here's a few ways we think it may have potentially played out had you accepted the offer!   1/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which everyone in the office hears and knows about. YOU'RE SACKED! 2/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. But you've got an all female workforce of 16, and girls talk... so very soon, YOU'RE SACKED! 3/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, but the other 15 girls use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and you get found out anyway. YOU'RE SACKED. 4/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, and by some further miracle the other 15 girls don't use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and it stays a secret. But the girl you fucked blackmails you, you eventually get found out this way, and YOU'RE SACKED! 5/.Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, and by some further miracle the other 15 girls don't use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and it stays a secret. The girl you fucked doesn't blackmail you, but you find it impossible to ever discipline her again for fear that she will, and you favour her at every opportunity. The rest of the workforce hates you, and you become so miserable and conflicted that you SACK YOURSELF! OR 6/. You have a wonderful root on your desk and everything is peachy for evermore. AND PIGS LEARN HOW TO FLY!!   LOL! AND HEAR ENDETH THE LESSON! LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well, I think I broke all the rules!!! Not only had I slept with 100% of my coworkers at one point (in my defense, there were only three employees), I also took a customer home and kept him :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    16 women and one man in an office is like a ticking time bomb. Just as well you didnt give in to temptation I think. Maybe they were playing truth or dare and she chose the dare.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You reap what you sow..... If you act like the office slut, you're gonna be treated like the office slut. And that's just nasty..... There has to be even a basic level of respect for your workplace and your employer.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yes, thought of that too. truth or dare, or even just the challenge to fuck the boss. Mind you, she would even sit on my lap in front of my girlfriend at our xmas party. So she wasnt affraid to go after what she wanted. I like sex as much as the next man, but in the office. Nah, asking for trouble..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Is that you were being set up for a nice fat sexual harassment/assault payout !

  • Playful2looking

    Playful2looking

    12 years ago

    Oh my God in the need to protect the genuine from sexual harrasment we have created a monster no one is game to bonk in the work place. Bugger

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'TongueCramps' While we hate to be cynical, we think you may have dodged a rather large bullet...here's a few ways we think it may have potentially played out had you accepted the offer!   1/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which everyone in the office hears and knows about. YOU'RE SACKED! 2/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. But you've got an all female workforce of 16, and girls talk... so very soon, YOU'RE SACKED! 3/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, but the other 15 girls use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and you get found out anyway. YOU'RE SACKED. 4/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, and by some further miracle the other 15 girls don't use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and it stays a secret. But the girl you fucked blackmails you, you eventually get found out this way, and YOU'RE SACKED! 5/.Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, and by some further miracle the other 15 girls don't use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and it stays a secret. The girl you fucked doesn't blackmail you, but you find it impossible to ever discipline her again for fear that she will, and you favour her at every opportunity. The rest of the workforce hates you, and you become so miserable and conflicted that you SACK YOURSELF! OR 6/. You have a wonderful root on your desk and everything is peachy for evermore. AND PIGS LEARN HOW TO FLY!!   LOL! AND HEAR ENDETH THE LESSON! LOL 7/.Great sex on your desk which by some miracle no one else finds out about and at the end of it the girl says to you "wow you are even better than your wife"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MadameZentai' Quoting 'TongueCramps' While we hate to be cynical, we think you may have dodged a rather large bullet...here's a few ways we think it may have potentially played out had you accepted the offer!   1/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which everyone in the office hears and knows about. YOU'RE SACKED! 2/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. But you've got an all female workforce of 16, and girls talk... so very soon, YOU'RE SACKED! 3/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, but the other 15 girls use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and you get found out anyway. YOU'RE SACKED. 4/. Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, and by some further miracle the other 15 girls don't use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and it stays a secret. But the girl you fucked blackmails you, you eventually get found out this way, and YOU'RE SACKED! 5/.Great sex on your desk right then and there, which by some miracle the rest of your workforce doesn't know about immediately. Your partner doesn't tell either, and by some further miracle the other 15 girls don't use their sixth sense at detecting these sorts of things, and it stays a secret. The girl you fucked doesn't blackmail you, but you find it impossible to ever discipline her again for fear that she will, and you favour her at every opportunity. The rest of the workforce hates you, and you become so miserable and conflicted that you SACK YOURSELF! OR 6/. You have a wonderful root on your desk and everything is peachy for evermore. AND PIGS LEARN HOW TO FLY!!   LOL! AND HEAR ENDETH THE LESSON! LOL 7/.Great sex on your desk which by some miracle no one else finds out about and at the end of it the girl says to you "wow you are even better than your wife" Very funny! Got us giggling!

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'triunity'I would have fired her on the spot! Then fucked her.Like the way you think, lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The imagined, the fantasy of what could of been, is very exciting.That is why ten years later you still remember her.xHugs H

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hmmm office Christmas parties... I was devoed when they changed it last year to a 'champagne breakfast' instead :(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Try the Army, What happens on course, stays on course....... So there is mischief to be had at least once a year.What happens on deployment, stays on deployment....... Even more chance for mischief, however the repercussions are far greater once news gets out amongst the boys.....I have seen many a good man and woman end a great career for Three minutes of bad sex!A very, very slippery slope than more than not ends up with someone in tears!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    missed a golden opportunity.. Thats the question and I guess I will never know. Still'.. glad I made the decision I did, now all I have is the memory which is nice' but then again could have been sorrow if I let mr happy have his way... Who knows ?City Kitty, 'champagne breakfast '... part of the fun at a office xmas party is knowing work is finished and the end of the day has arrived when everyone relaxes and enjoys everyone else's company... Maybe the boss had a golf appointment with the boys somewhere to want to put on a breakfast . Either that or he is tight fisted and knows the breakfast would be much cheaper than the night party when everyone wants a good time... just my thoughts.. Maybe we should think about about a forum participants Xmas Party.. any takers ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    shit Dont know about that.... I have being selfemployed for the last 20 years , no boss , no staff only me.... yes ...I do play with myself at work ...thats make it....self ...sexual...whatever....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    remember now..... I slept with the manager of the band where I used to play ..... got fired... no good idea...

  • justswingingbi

    justswingingbi

    12 years ago

    Has been my boss for 12 years... Firstly in a call centre (I have always had a thing for screwing my bosses, done it at three or four of the places I have worked), and now we have our own business. It can work...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Loved your comment.... Being your own boss allows you to freedom to play whenever you feel like and are only answerable to yourself. I would imagine you are generous to granting favors to yourself, and why not, just dont get caught.... Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have had problems with bosses. Sexual stuff was the norm then and you had to put up with it or have no job. When I was at uni I worked in a pub, my boss had his hands all over me, married guy. I used to slap them away and once stabbed his hand with a pen. Never stopped him, and he came to my house said he would give me more work If I fucked him. He got very pushy was stronger than me and had me down on the floor. I said ok let me blow you. he rolled off me and I bolted for the door and left him in my flat. I then went to work the next day and told him, I would tell his wife and to leave me alone. He had the power but I took it back. I had to put up with that crap but I have two girls and they would cut a mans nuts of if he tried to bother them at work. I would do the same thing now, I did not study and work my arse of to have some pleb grab my tits at work. Though I do have to admit a lot of social contact and relationships evolved at work, so that is why its a lot harder to meet anyone these days and online seems the only way .