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Quickest pick up

May 31 2013

I was in a bar recently having a quiet drink by myself. A reasonably attractive women sat down and virtually it was "hello are you ready to go" I naturally looked for a hidden camera somewhere or some friends hiding but it was legit, soo what's the quickest you have been propositioned or propositioned someone?

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  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    4 of us guys to a room. In the morning there is a knock on the door and in walks a hot young lady from a cabin down the hall and says "who's awake boys ?" 4 hands went straight up - Posted from rhpmobile

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    I used to walk up to guys that I liked sexually and say "I don't want to know anything about you but your first name so I know what to scream as I am cumming" ...Never failed!xFunlovingx

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    You wouldn't believe me if I told you. I barely believe it myself lol DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    was at a fancy dress party and grooving away dressed as Austin Powers, this girl comes up to me and gives me a kiss and a hug. I ask her who she has come as and she replies "Lady Kensington" :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Goodness what an effort. Personally I just raise an eyebrow... No words are required. Lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I knew i should have messaged you while in Sydney. I was out with the work crowd ( so behaving mostly). about 12/15 guys and 3 gals.All 3 gals got propositioned by others.... as if 4/5 each wasnt enough. it was hilarious.The establishment hasnt seen that much dancing and flirting on a school night.My favourite of the night from one of the young blokes... was.... would you like me to see you home to the hotel so you are safe? ( and who was saving me from him??)

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    Thats pretty close.... lolDG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You are a little slut aren't you. :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Fairstar the fuck ship! Fond memories 17 night cruise 21 roots, trifecta on the last nite

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' You are a little slut aren't you. :p There's that word again

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    Meeks.... that night, she and I both were. She walked in a noisy room (yeah, OK..... it was Establishment)...... eyes met..... eyebrow raised........ I gestured her to walk to me...... she did..... I pause, then kiss her.... properly...... etc etc.Ironic that there were no words.... as I recall, she was a speech pathologist/therapist. DG

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    What a rite of passage the Fairstar was. 3 girls for every guy May be a topic for a new post - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    was in fremantleI was walking over a bridge and slipped ,it was raining.sailors were also on the bridge,it was a walkway across a train line.four men reached out to grab me and I never hit the ground.though I wonder what the guy who grabbed two handfuls of my boobs was trying to save.so they picked me up off the ground, more or less.andone took me back to his hotel.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    1) I was walking into my hotel room in Greece and made very quick eye contact with a girl far down the corridor... 3am that morning whilst I was sleeping I got a knock on the door. When I opened it, it was her and she simply said "I'm drunk and I'm horny." 2) At a club early in the city and just before the lights were about to be turned on (as the club was closing) two girls came up to me, lifted up my shirt to look at my abs (which weren't that good then to be honest) then one of them said "You'll do" - 3some! 3) I was first in line at a cab rank after a night out. When the cab arrived, I politely offered it to a girl who was second in line. She thanked me and got in, however just before the cab was about to take off she opened the door and said "Are you coming or what?" - brilliant!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Goodness what an effort. Personally I just raise an eyebrow... No words are required. Lol. you raise your eyebrow, I'll raise something else

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    happens when I am out shopping....sometimes I trip over the zimmer frame and it always happens right in front of a handsome young man......poor dears don't suspect a thing until they realize my hand has gone for a wander too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm such an innocent.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I don't even have to leave my house. Guess my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Where did she "want to go" and furthermore did you follow this 'reasonably attractive women' to the destination?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    She wanted to go upstairs to her motel room and yes I followed her, like a lamb to the slaughter. By the morning I was blowing dust.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    At a small dive with a friend, waiting for a friend of a friend's band to set up for a small gig. A cute, punk rocker looking woman walks over and asks "hey, how's your drink going?" I'm still watching the band set up, turn back briefly with "I'm good thanks!" and wiggle my beer, smiling like an idiot. My friend turns around, obviously clued in, and shouts "Hey-eyyyy" First part annoyed at me, second part trailing off into a Fonzy-esque moment. He sees the dissappointed look on her face, whsipers something, both laugh, and out they go. I'm still oblivious for the next 15 minutes, thinking "Where is he? He's going to miss the show! What could he be doing?", until it hit me.Friends still laugh at me for it. It was a good show, but not that good.

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    bummer...sometimes when that penny drops you feel like kicking yourself

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I never actually been picked up or picked up someone. I have no game. Hence why I am this site.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A few weeks back I was in London. Two girls walked up asking what else is opened. I sad follow me grabbing one by the hand. My mates walked the other into the bar while I walk this girl around the corner. Saw a Porsche kicked it a few times no alarm WOW. What I really thought was strange is how I knew I could get away it. Only wish too read the signals like that more often!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Balllard' Saw a Porsche kicked it a few times no alarm WOW. Did you do it ON the car, under the car, inside the car, or did you just feel like kicking it?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I woke up one night and a Woman I'd met earlier in the evening was in my bed . Does that count ? GG♒ GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Balllard'Saw a Porsche kicked it a few times no alarm WOW. So.... was her name Porshe and you put the boot in.... or.... does wanton acts of vandalism excite you sexually?!lolDG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    years ago in my err wilder youth dancing in a nightclub turned around and then bam was being kissed with tongue action. at this point i had to actually pull back a bit to look at who was kissing me and id never laid eyes on her before. never got a name think maybe half dozen words were spoken during that whole encounter afterwards

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    From here on RHP. Three or so rapid fire email exchanges, phone number, address, drive, and 5 min of hello and introduction and then a night of fun. Has happened lots of times since I started here.I can be a bit of a tease at times, naughty me LOL. But in time wise from eye contact to penetration, I think less then 5 min. From eye contact to blow job even less, but you get that if you go to swingers clubs so guess that really does not count. Did she even look me in the eyes, not sure maybe afterwards.In the real world at the local pub at the time, sitting in the beer garden with some mates, a young lady swaggers in with the most sexy arse I have ever seen WOW, I mean WOWWWW. I said to my mates "Now that is a sexy arse!!" maybe a little loud, but not to my regret. She turned around sat besides me and the rest is history, and I was just being a misogynistic bastard. Lots of cool dude points for that pick up.Longest time, two and a half years but well worth the fifty million txt exchanges. Yummy yummy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Chatted very briefly to the man next to me as we were ordering drinks. I casually mentioned I wasn't wearing any knickers. I danced the rest of the night away and he didn't take his eyes off me. When the lights came on and it was time to go home he was right beside me and off we went :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Me: Younger, thinner, lovely tan, long hair, all white bikini. Him: tall, dark, tanned, handsome, super fit. He watched me from a distance until eventually the soccer ball he and his mates were kicking around landed right next to me. Shortly after we were walking along the beach to a field where he laid down his towel and ... ;) I do love quiet confidence in a man!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    LMFAO Very clever Thinking :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    yep that would work snuggles lol. Ive never been picked up. And hate to admit im crap at chatting chicks up. Im more than happy to go over and say gday, but I swear I can their eyes roll as im walking over lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    saw someone say they get heaps off hear. I don't even get replies on here so that hasn't happened either. lol I am a bit shy when first start talking but quickly come out once start talking but hard to get past that fist sentence lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Does "The wedding Singer" count?? ;) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Foxy walks into a bar,it's called the PULL MAN,and she did....in 5 seconds

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    LMAO if only I membered the dar-links name.FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I tink,it woz Book or Brooke or Brock or Bonk...sumfink like that

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' I don't even have to leave my house.   Guess my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. on where you're pouring the milk from ......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'gasket18' saw someone say they get heaps off hear. I don't even get replies on here so that hasn't happened either. lol I am a bit shy when first start talking but quickly come out once start talking but hard to get past that fist sentence lol LOL Don't believe the hype on here!!Welcome to my club Gasket.I too am a bit shy and find it difficult to get past that first sentence.There's plenty of us on here.FOXY