RHP for Dummies

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  Sawadee

  4 years ago

  Unfortunately, there are no easy shortcuts with too many variants like . Attraction , personality, big , little , etc etc.. . If we were all attracted to the same things ' it would be much easier, but its not...

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  Cucknshells

  4 years ago

  Tip Don’t bother sending x rated pictures to non-Members they can’t see them. One of the reasons I am a paid member is so I can see all the cock pics. 😝 Shells xx

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  Obi1kenietzsche

  4 years ago

  Some pearls of wisdom from a normal guy who’s been around the Pie Bakery block a few times: *!Get your profile validated (note: not the same thing as having “friends” or “testimonies”) *Profiles often contain insights and common ground (so read the fucking things) *Keep your expectations relatively low (a humble pie can taste much better then a red hot one). *Never message or post when pissed (quite an important point that one) *Put some effort into your messages (if you can’t string 3 consecutive sentences together then perhaps get your mum/sister/girlfriend or wife to help you - but it probably won’t help) *We all think our cocks are beautiful and wonderful things to be shared accordingly, but wait until she asked to see it (IF she asks at all). Note: actually they DO pretty much all look the same, and are pretty silly looking things in any event) *Patience and a sense of humour are your best friends (so even if you can’t sleep with them, do try to keep hold of them both).

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  EarthQueen

  4 years ago

  Talk on the phone before meeting. Sounds basic, but in the age of texting its the quickest way to help to work out if someone is legit and/or compatible.

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  AnnieWhichway

  4 years ago

  In your opening statement(message....)avoid at all costs using any of the following words- " cock, fuck, sex, suck, arse", especially if you join them with such words as "love to, do you want, gagging for it, for hours" Especially as some do, manage to fit all the above words in the first sentence. Do leave some for the second line.....

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  RHP User

  4 years ago

  First message, please dont address women as babe, darl', honey, baby etc. Use our profile name. It's a bit cringeworthy

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  boobsandbusted

  4 years ago

  If your not wanting to be bothered by random messages ,change your age to 99 ,misses many peoples searches

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  AnnieWhichway

  4 years ago

  Let's not forget rule #1 Women are allowed several days to respond to messages. Busy creatures they are with the sifting of hundreds of messages, so don't be getting grumpy if a response is a little tardy. But of course, you men are expected to respond immediately to their messages otherwise you will be branded as being married or a player if your response is too slow.

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  badboyhere

  4 years ago

  My biggest tip is don’t raise any questions in the forums

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  Player_J

  4 years ago

  A question - for those you block, they can still see your forum posts but can they still see your date posts? Stepping more in to solo play i now get what the solo lady profiles meant by overly demanding guys, like I don't even know you and nor you me??

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  FrequentFlyers

  4 years ago

  Make an effort with your photos. You’re marketing yourself. Make sure you stand out and are noticed. And remember people love zooming into the background of your pics so clean up a little! 😉

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  I_touch_myself2

  4 years ago

  1. Men take terrible pictures. They will almost always look better than their pictures 2. Never ever EVER take one for the team. If you feel no attraction (sometimes for no apparent reason, no reflection on them), politely thank them and leave 3. A good percentage of men on here are married or attached. If that worries you, up to you what steps you take to filter. Just don't be creepy and google them ugh Most will open up when you meet them 4. Brace for the inevitable rejection ire 5. Men are here for no strings attached sex. They will generally not want to take you home to meet Mum and Dad LOL 6. The flip side of number 5, although many women claim to not want a relationship, most do. I absolutely don't, having been in a long term monogamous marriage, I will never again be committed to one person, not in any way, although doubts creep in waking up alone on these cold mornings 😄 7. Be honest in your profile ffs What is the point of writing what women want to hear purely to get a reply. Your true self will emerge eventually. I now entirely agree with those who say you shouldn't ask (or need to ask) for profile advice because what purpose does it serve. Your profile should be genuine, you, not scripted Disclaimer: Nah whatever 😄

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