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November 16 2016
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Mischeviouslad
8 years ago
I was working on my laptop in a cafe and did a totally Leslie Neilson moment when I left and the computer bag shoulderstrap caught the corner of the table and hauled it over to the floor, smashing cups, teapot, sugar bottle, and flower vase 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Eiliethiya
8 years ago
Mine sometimes happens on a weekly basis. I train really early every morning, so dressing myself in the dark I occasionally dress myself inside out. (Then just act unfazed... like I meant to have all the tags on the outside!) I did this just yesterday! ;)
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RHP User
8 years ago
"What's the weirdest / silliest thing that's happened to you so far this week?" Logged in here, saw some really strange comments and attitudes Logged off and things were normal again ,,,,,, strange
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RHP User
8 years ago
put the bread in the toaster - didnt push the lever down - started cursing at it for taking too long before i realised .
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RHP User
8 years ago
at a function and started to fondle my beard..Telling me all about this product "Beard balm"Then asked if she could plat it...I said "Sure"She was mumbling about smelling good.. and feeling good...then said... "OMG.. I am getting so turned on doing this.... I have to get away from you.."Then hugged me... kissed me.. snuck the tip of her tongue in between my lips... then slipped back into the crowd...Much to the amusement of the rest of the old cowboys around me...
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RHP User
8 years ago
Because it's week three of me being stuck in bed most of the time. But Betty and I have had some quite hilarious and warped convos while both on painkillers. And sent photos to each other that should never ever see the light of day EVER again.
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RHP User
8 years ago
and because I am so good at them, there are plenty to want to forget. But wait... got one. The time I was standing at the bus depot wondering why the school kid on the bus next to me kept glancing at me. Took me long enough to work out the sun was behind me from his perspective. I might as well have been naked. Peachy
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sweetgem
8 years ago
That are on totally opposite ends going to happen to me this week. Firstly, I am due back for another round of hospital run tomorrow, which is not a pleasant reoccurrence, so no doubt I will be worried and tired from the run. However, my friend has organised a last minute seafood buffet for us to catch up at a nice hotel tomorrow night, after my hospital run, which is awesome and that helps to lift my cloudy mood about the hospital thing 😛 Therefore, it is weird to me that I'll have a worried day and happy night in the same day lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Traum246' Logged in here, saw some really strange comments and attitudes Logged off and things were normal again ,,,,,, strange I think a few of us experience that
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Quoting 'cavey50' at a function and started to fondle my beard..Telling me all about this product "Beard balm"Then asked if she could plat it...I said "Sure"She was mumbling about smelling good.. and feeling good...then said... "OMG.. I am getting so turned on doing this.... I have to get away from you.."Then hugged me... kissed me.. snuck the tip of her tongue in between my lips... then slipped back into the crowd...Much to the amusement of the rest of the old cowboys around me... What happened when you woke up ??? Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
I thought people might give a fuck outside their own entitlement. Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
You described my Monday very closely. Enjoy your meal with your friend, sounds yummy. Peachy :-)
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Because it's week three of me being stuck in bed most of the time. But Betty and I have had some quite hilarious and warped convos while both on painkillers. And sent photos to each other that should never ever see the light of day EVER again. Did you want to keep those pics private?? bahahaha
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RHP User
8 years ago
Staying near a nice little town down here,the wife chose this place. What she doesn't know is that my married friend lives nearby and works for one of the bigger employers in town. It does feel a bit strange being with the Wife and only a short distance away from my friend.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have recently lost weight my clothes are getting a bit loose..Today my pants started to slide off me..a definite whoops moment :)Q
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RHP User
8 years ago
The miss' neighbours cat came in for a peek around, had most of her cats food and got a brush down too clearly one very happy pussy though not the right one - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' I bought this new mascara a few weeks back that makes those little tubes around your lashes to make them look longer and thicker. Last Saturday the 32 degree heat caused it to go all gooey and literally melt from my eyelashes. Was not expecting that! I've been wondering what that tubing mascara is like and considering buying some....now I know not to waste my money, it would never last in the heat up here!
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RHP User
8 years ago
You wouldn't! Remember the ones I have in exchange 😘
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Sawadee
8 years ago
Dropped some loose change getting out the car.. picked up most except one that looked like a $2 piece near the wall , turned out to be a beam of light hitting the ground... and here's yours truly trying to pick it up ? Not sure if the lady sitting in the next car was watching me or not...didn't wait to find out..
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RHP User
8 years ago
At a bdsm private event last weekend. Chatting to a guy who I have seen around at another local fetish venue. Ends up we live 2 houses apart in the same st. We have never seen each other in our street, but have seen each other at venues. Weird. But its a good weird.I had dinner at his place last night and its the first time the conversation with a neighbour revolved around whips, chains and restraints. Nice to hang out with a weirdo like me,and we are going shopping at bunnings together for supplies. Haha
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' You wouldn't! Remember the ones I have in exchange 😘 Ok... you win hahaha
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Katkat
8 years ago
Went shopping & went out to open market where you can eat. We just finished lunch me my mum & my two young boys. A young boy about 7yrs old came up to me today who is homeless was bare feet & asking for money so I ask him if he wants to eat food I bought him a hot meal & drink looks like he was hungry the poor boy. I also asked my 6yr old son to give him his toy as he doesn't need it. Before I left him I also gave him money to spend and buy a slippers or shoes. So sad to see a young kids on the streets being homeless. I told my kids you should be happy what you have & other kids are less fortunate to have things in life. - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
8 years ago
Hope your Monday wasn't, or isn't (if it hasn't happened yet) too bad. I had a nice dinner and catch up with my friend, so I am all smiling again :) Sorry LD for going off topic a little bit 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'sweetgem' Sorry LD for going off topic a little bit 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile I'll forgive you
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Willow_1' Nice to hang out with a weirdo like me, Wish I could find another weirdo like myself to hang out with up here!
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RHP User
8 years ago
I forgot to shave my other armpit last week... only took me a couple of days to realise. Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Having a convo with Mr P and ask him what he thinks of son's shave and haircut, then laugh at him that he hadn't noticed, lol. Only thing was... there was no haircut, it was a dream. Peachy :-D
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RHP User
8 years ago
I was passing through the first automated gate, spotted flowers and stopped to smell them only to have the two gates close on either side of me leaving me trapped between them. Mr P was already on the inside and couldn't help but offered the advice that I slide under. I'm wearing a strapless short dress but grab the bars on either side to try to swing underneath only to have the alarm in the gate go off. Still stuck between the gates, a woman coming through activated them so I could move along. We had a good laugh as she explained it happened all the time and I explained it had never happened to me! Gotta have a sense of humour to live with me... and I do! Peachy
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