RHP

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April 04 2017

Hey there people I'm now on here as a single guy and Wondered if you could all give me some constructive advice on my profile Thanks :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Just had a read your profile,looks great m8 Only thing I'd look at is your remarks about No strings with a regular sex partner only to go on further in your profile that you'd be open to a relationship. I'd clarify what your actually looking for as your profile gives mixed signals. If I was a female and you said I'm looking for a no strings relationship I'd say wtf ? Wouldn't talk myself up how good in bed I am. Let others be the judge of it. Good luck Op in your search. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Guys bragging about their dicks in their profile is a turnoff for me. I know you've framed it as other people saying it to try and make it sound like you're not bragging but, well, it's still a brag let's face it. Since women all have different preferences I think you're reaching quite a bit to insinuate that it will be the perfect shape and size for all of them. You could also consider changing your profile name since you're no longer a couple. Just taking the 's' off the end is an option. I do also agree that you could be a bit clearer about what you're looking for here. Are you saying that you're good with casual sex but also open to a relationship developing with the right person? It's a bit confusing as you currently have it written. Overall though it looks pretty good to me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I kinda get what he is trying to say, I think. Wants no strings attached sex but is also up for a relationship if it were to happen and as some just want to play ( no relationship) he is happy to do that. Probably confused myself now lol. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    First off champ, I am a professional studio musician and if you can play the guitar worth half a shit without some sort of a strap let alone in your jocks then maybe you can stand on your head and drink a beer? Naaaa.... Malmsteen, Vai and Satriani can't do that bu will be comin' 'round on the G3 soon enough so maybe you can show them how it's done? Bloody shredders will try anything.........once!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That guitar in hand is a '57 Strat body both screwed in and glass welded to a '63 Tele neck. A gift from a couple of my pals from around the place and happy to play a diatonic minor scale should you want to learn it? Naaa....I keep myself covered!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    Found the profile ok. Question about the nasty comment. I didn't get it. And what the others said applies except for midnight's comment. Seems to have got his bragging rights out because someone is holding a guitar. Pmsl.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That black one on the stand is an Gibson LP Custom...it's all yours for somewhere around $30.000? Of course you can go on eBay and shop around then drop me a note to buy either! The Fender will cost you more than most people hold on a mortgage! Tear the neck down and go for it it...tap the harmonics and play underneath the overdrive! Dork! Best....... CM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ...when when the G3 pop over this way again I'll get you a backstage pass. Just mind your manners! Best....... CM

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    8 years ago

    Why the boastful, jealous rant ? Was it the fact that the OP was holding a guitar, and that he is considerably younger, better looking and in better shape than you are, that pissed you off? Add to that that he is a non smoker and engages in safe sex, unlike you, and he is clearly a better choice. Perhaps you want to be seen as the only guitar player on here? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    8 years ago

    loose the S ,didnt bother going any further ,as soon as i realised you weren't a couple as your name implied ,could not be bothered finding out if there were any other non truths after that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Uncalled for CM. Doesn't impress anyone and just makes you look jealous and petty.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasinMidnight' ...when when the G3 pop over this way again I'll get you a backstage pass. Just mind your manners! Best....... CMNo chance of me going any where near your backstage pass......

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    This thread has nothing to do about you nor G3 (whatever that is 😕) . He is asking for advice or critique on his profile so what has your guitar got to do with it? give the guy a break. Hence we winced at your posts. I agree with most above too, except for CM.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    Is that the much older version of 1D (one direction)? 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Crikey, whats that got to do with anything? Calm your farm. And if you want a brag session about G3. I was on stage with Satch last time he was here.Have the pics to prove it. Pfft to your Professional studio muso and back stage pass.... Drops mike... Boom!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    OP your profile is fine for a young man. You will attract the right person/s. I would do a name change and delete the validations that are given to a couple. If you are still in contact with those profiles, perhaps ask if they would do a new validation just for you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I don't give a flying fuck about your gee-tar or that other lad's oh-so-expensive gee-tar. I do give a flying fuck about grammar. So. Copy / paste your profile into Word and notice all the auto correct suggestions? Commas. Full stops. Compound sentences, etc... it does matter! Correct them. Good luck.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thanks so much for the feedback guys and to dynamicCouple for the positive remarks, I don't think I'm very photogenic so that's a good boost :) This was just a first draught, I've not been on here for a good 8 months but I'll tweak it here and there, Are the photos ok? Anyones I should add or remove? I have little to no idea what the guitar bloke is on about, I posted that picture Because I thought it showed I had good physique

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    It's perfect.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You've taken people's advice on your name, although every time I read it my first thought is "why does he only fuck pommies?" But that's probably just me 😐

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    My interpretation is that you are open to both casual, possibly regular, sex OR a relationship with an open minded woman? I do think you could write it more clearly :) Lose the 'no strings' bit, instant turn off for a lot of people, and can be articulated without using that term. Otherwise it looks pretty good 👍 On the photos - they are fine. I personally find background clutter distracting, but pretty sure that's just my weird little thing 😉

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    You have great pics. Facial pics included. The bathroom one, make sure you have better lighting to further enhance your debriefed pic. wrt to your guitar pic, yes it does show off your physique. Nice choice, something original. I like it. Keep it IMHO. Best of luck

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Pmsl 😂😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I haven't got past the pictures yet 😎 not uncommon for me to not read anything else but I will. Just check the pictures one more time first, just to be thorough 😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Well pictures get a big tick 😉 Biggest issue I have with your profile is your age preference 18-40 😠 Otherwise, love how you've given a good insight into yourself, including your heritage/nationality, but also very clear about your past history as a couple, and the notes about respect etc I also like your reference to your work, and fitness. For me personally, it makes me trust more if it appears the person is together, happy in their life. This all comes across. Well done. I hate having to second guess with profiles, really refreshing you're so open and should do you well I think. I agree the part about no strings and being open to a relationship is a little confusing, but only because of the way it is worded. Slight tweek there, it's obvious what you mean, I would think that like me and many others, not looking as such, but open if the right person comes into our life. Great profile though, nice one 👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Annie, funny stuff 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'll give an up-vote for the profile. And WTF, a big down-vote for CM, what the hell was that about. Have fun out there Pommy :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    No grammar doesn't matter, the person matters. Please don't be talking down to forum posters about their grammar. There are plenty of people who don't post because of that kind of criticism and the slap over the knuckles way you delivered the comment, sounded just like a school teacher. Put your ruler away. A fullstop or comma doesn't define intelligence, so you might want to get down off your high horse/princess pony and refrain from humiliating people about their English skills. Did you even ask if it was his first language? No of course you didn't, grammar Nazis never do 😉