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Revenge stories
April 30 2016
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RHP User
9 years ago
Is a dish best served cold so the saying goes. The father of my child refused to have anything to do with her until he insisted that she wanted to meet him at age eight? Their relationship was very problematic until about seven years ago when she was twenty - four and he took her to England for a family members wedding,this was the first time that they had spent any significant time together She had a wonderful time so I called him to thank him. We hadn't spoken for thirteen years.After he got over the shock of hearing my voice.he cried tears of regret.Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
She insisted at age eight Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
Had this sent to me by email years ago, it's an absolute cracker............. After 37 years of marriage, Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded they live in jake and Edith's Multi-million dollar home. Since Jake had better lawyers, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes and crates. On the 2nd day, she had two movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench anymore and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money to purchase a new place. Edith called Jake and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house was worth, but only if she was to sign the papers that day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home .................including the curtain rods This is one lady you don't want to mess with
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RHP User
9 years ago
I find that story really upsetting. It must have been horrible for that woman to find out her partner was cheating but at least she found out before she got married to him, she dodged a bullet really. But to go to those lengths? I'm really not a fan of revenge, I don't think it serves any useful purpose. Of course there have been things that have happened in my life where it's been tempting to resort to revenge but what does it prove? As the saying goes "the best revenge is living well" Just my two cents and I'm sure plenty of people will disagree with me.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
A Perth story, the details are vague. The crunch is he asked her to sell the Mercedes Benz. Apparently she did for $1.00.
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RHP User
9 years ago
No definitely not just you. I was horrified when she was telling us the story but I have never been cheated on so I don't know how I would be. But I wouldn't do anything so public like that. Always two sides of every story after all.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Living well is the best revenge!!! Married guy forgot to mention he was married until second playdate..oops! I am still single and can have total freedom, he gets to enjoy his sexless marriage.
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RHP User
9 years ago
...is to have enough self-worth and belief in yourself that you don't need to seek it!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Where's your sense of humour? I wouldn't do these things of course but lighten up just a bit? Sense of humour seems to be missing in other topics as well. Candy just raised a topic meant to be a bit of fun. Take yourselves a bit seriously some of you? Anyway, had my say. Have an awesome day ๐
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wonder who was the lucky new owner of the Mercedes. Damn that was their lucky day ๐
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nattyocean
9 years ago
having gone through my divorce and subsequent fallouts of such a split I've had many suggestions made by family and friends as to revenge and spite towards my exhusband and how when I respond that I'm just not interested in doing any such thing and it's not my nature to which I generally receive a but he deserves it or you feel so much better hmmm no I won't and no I don't find it fun or clever to hear of others. I agree with previous posts about it not being Fun and agree it says more about the person seeking it than the other party. I have a good friend who has purposefully refused to sign divorce papers to get back at their ex hmmm but all I can see it has achieved is hold them in suspended animation in terms of really letting go and moving on. When I've questioned them as to what they are hoping it will achieve their response is nothing other than to make their ex squirm a bit hmmmm not sure they really did but well for them they seemed to be quite gleeful about it which I find perplexing - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
9 years ago
Are to move on fast and live happily, even happier, after the breakup, which I had done so in all of my few unpleasant breakups in the past. And I don't mean move on to date another man or have a new relationship sooner, no, that is wrong and it would only do one more harm than good! Hence, no nasty revenge story from me ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
9 years ago
When the Family Court granted my divorce application and made it an official divorce, I started organising several celebration parties with different groups of friends, which went on for a week or so continuously and my whole team at work even took me out to have a big lunch to celebrate ๐ Then I wrapped up the celebration by travelling overseas for a holiday, caught up with my best friend in Singapore, pigged out with her and took lots of photos, etc. upon my return, I performed at my peak best and received a bonus for my performance! Since then, I have never gone negative in my handling of breakup! ๐ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Where's your sense of humour? I wouldn't do these things of course but lighten up just a bit? Sense of humour seems to be missing in other topics as well. Candy just raised a topic meant to be a bit of fun. Take yourselves a bit seriously some of you? Anyway, had my say. Have an awesome day ๐ Just because I don't find the OP's story funny does not mean I don't have a sense of humour, or that I take myself seriously. I was not having a go at Candy, just stating that I didn't find the story funny.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'CandyDelicious' No definitely not just you. I was horrified when she was telling us the story but I have never been cheated on so I don't know how I would be. But I wouldn't do anything so public like that. Always two sides of every story after all. You're spot on Candy, there is always two sides to every story. I have been cheated on and I do know what it feels like...it's horrible. As tempting as it is though, as Summer pointed out, I probably would have felt worse had I acted out any revenge.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Where's your sense of humour? I wouldn't do these things of course but lighten up just a bit? ...there are any number of us with a very good sense of humour that might just give you a spanking! For some things, there's MasterCard and for everything else? There's American Express! Luv ya.......
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm allowed to get poopy before I get enough coffee into me
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RHP User
9 years ago
This happen recently to me on another dating site One day I was looking up people close to me , looking down I saw my ex he wasn't on line but i knew I had to block him this site you had to go to messages them to block them because me and my ex are going through something very messy I decided to change my hole profile to no head shots that later on I got into trouble for but in 9 hours I got 117 new messages I couldn't keep up but knowing guys are lucky to get a few new messages a day If he knew how many I got because of him it would affect him
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RHP User
9 years ago
Found out that her partner had flown another woman up to Hong Kong to join him on a business trip, so she cancelled all the credit cards. Champagne dinners for two there were not! I dont really think revenge is a good thing, it gives you a sense of satisfaction for a while then you are left feeling a bit "Oh Im as bad as he/she was". When my ex left I was angry then scared. It never crossed my mind to do anything nasty to him, I was too busy re organising my life. As fate would have it, his life has taken a turn for the worse while Im still living in a beautiful city with our son and have lots of good friends around me. Am I glad he is not as happy as I am? No, I actually feel sorry for him. The only feelings I have for him now are pity, which is rather sad.
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RHP User
9 years ago
So, friends of my Grandfathers who lived in regional NSW, Albury I think, told us an amusing story. They were adamant it was true but I am not so sure. The story goes like this. It's about a well know elderly couple in the community who has been together 60 odd years. The husband had been unwell for a few years battling certain illnesses and suddenly took a turn for the worse. For the past few years he had been telling the wife that he wanted to be buried with his pillow so that he could rest easy in death. He made her promise that she would. Of course she said yes. So the sad time comes around and he passes away and many people come to the funeral to pay their respects. A few days later the wife goes to the bank to withdraw some money and... All their money is gone. Their entire savings! After some investigations the bank confirms that the husband arranged to have it all withdrawn a few weeks prior to his death. They search for the money, they try and see if he purchased anything but the money was gone and know body could figure out what he had done with it. After a few months, someone comes up with the idea that maybe they should exhume the body and check that he didn't have the money with him. I am not sure how much time passes or how long it takes to get a body exhumed but finally they pull the husband out of the ground. And you guessed it, the pillow was full of cash! I guess he didn't believe in the old saying. You can't take it when you go. :p Was it revenge? I am not sure. Haha
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0z_boy
9 years ago
On the odd occasion Ive been forced to resort to revenge strategies. One that springs to mind was paying back a mate for hiding, and then forgetting that he had snookered a kilo of my grain fed Angus eye fillet steak under the back seat of my car. Away fishing one weekend and one of the boys decided to play a practical joke on me at the BBQ but he ended up too drunk to remember it. As a result instead of steak I had to eat half cremated sauce drenched rissoles and sausages, not a very happy camper. Anyway fast forward a week or so and the case of the missing meat solved it self.The mate had hidden the steaks under the back seat of my 4x4, they were sealed in plastic and we were in middle of a sweltering Melbourne summer. The steak was shrink wrapped so the smell wasnt apparent until the thing had festered enough to "pop" the plastic. I thought there was a dead skunk in the fucking car and it took a can and a half of glen 20 just to get it roadworthy again.Luckily I had my airbrushing gear in the 4x4 so put on my dual pod charcoal filtered full face air respirator and managed to get to a nearby car wash to fumigate the thing, got some funny looks on the way from a few other motorists though, haha. Revenge time! :D Some mistakenly state that revenge is a dish best served cold but I reckon get that shit happenin while its still steamin!I quickly plotted a devious plan of pure evil genius. I still had some bait left over from the previous camping trip, squid, bait prawns, pippies and a fair bit of mullet gut. I placed the ingredients into a press seal airtight coffee tin and then went and visited the beef thief haha. We had a few beers and a few laughs and as I was leaving I asked if I could borrow the keys to his station wagon as I think I may have left my tent pegs in there.Using my knife I pried away the clips that hold on the lining near the wheel arch in the rear section of his wagon and placed the sealed tin there and covered it all back up.Being summer time this was like a ticking time bomb and it was only a matter of time before the pressure built enough to "pop" the top.It took a bit over a week for the fermentation process to take effect and take effect it did hahah Mate was driving a bunch of workmates back off site to the depot in peak hour traffic on a stinking (parden the pun) hot day when the shit hit the fan thereby releasing the noxious and very pungent gasses of this vile brew into the closed confines of the station wagon hahah .Picture this:~ 4 burly construction workers (and the driver) approaching the lights all with their heads out of the windows gagging, vomiting, dry retching, and accusing one an other of farting in the air conned car (parden the pun) hahahLater the mate told me the story and how they had to abandon the car in Toorak and get a tram, was pretty funny, especially the blaming of each other for passing wind in closed quarters hahaThe smell was so bad that one guy even accused another passenger of having a dead rat up his arse.
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RHP User
9 years ago
One of the funniest movies Ive seen about revenge of the jilted wives.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I'm allowed to get poopy before I get enough coffee into me Now that you've apologized ... unblock me and let's see those fabulous boobies! If not, I'll have to tell them all that you're the 4th best mattress-thrasher I've ever met. Seriously, 4th is not all....... that bad?
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RHP User
9 years ago
I've been called a lot of things but never a mattress thrasher. I should take that as a compliment? ๐๐
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RHP User
9 years ago
Interesting topic, revenge does happen, it is noble to not revenge, bad behaviour not acknowledge may opens a can of worms perhaps revenge can be on a less vindictive level and more with a code of respect- eg - perhaps communicate by a third person or somebody of a respect full approach easier said than done
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RHP User
9 years ago
Now that is awesome revenge. Something I might do. Get all gorgeous and fly somewhere exotic and send him some photos to remind of what he is missing. :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
I saw on fb today in America a man was court ordered to give his ex wife half of their belongings, so that is exactly what he did. Took a saw to everything they owned and cut it in half, car, lounge, tv everything. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Mostly... they are illegal.."But.. here is one from the not too long ago..A fella had told a story about me, on a mine site...I knew who it was.. and waited... I used to go into the crib room before the crews got in, and do my paperwork for the day.. As the lads came in, I WATCHED where said story teller (George) put his lunch.. THEN.. I would go look at WHAT he brought in.. Third day, he had something that would work..So.. when he went onto his job, I took his lunch and masturbated into it.. Stirred my two million potential babies in, and put the container back where it was..ABOUT a month later.. the story came up again, when another fella said... "Hey Cavey.. I heard....... etc etc"Said story teller was there.. and I replied..."Fck yeah.. I heard that.. and know WHERE it came from... WHO spread it.."THEN proceeded to tell everyone what I had done with the storytellers lunch... even explaining WHERE in the fridge he put it.. and WHAT he brought to work that day..The said story teller (George) went "Off..."HE threatened me with a flogging, with all sorts of things.. and I just called his bluff... and said..."Mate.... WAS it YOU who started the story???? are you admitting it?""The GLORY of revenge mate.. is leaving the victim WONDERING... for fckn LIFE""And George.. IF it were you... imagine.. every fckn time for the rest of your life, that you hear words like cum sucking.. cum slut, cum eating... shit like that George.... you will wonder.... "Did I?????" ""AND THAT fella... Is revenge...."Oh Man.. he was a large and angry man.. and he probably COULD have taken me.. pretty easily too I reckon...But.. he just kept ranting.. MUCH to the amusement of the rest of the crew..and ended up storming off.. Telling me, he hoped one day I got kicked to fckn death slowly...HE PROBABLY was closer to the truth then he realised...Because one day.. an angry husband, or boyfriend will get the better of me..Up until then.. "Fck them.. if they did right by their women.. their women would NOT be interested in this old caveman's Palaeolithic character.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' ...a mattress thrasher. I should take that as a compliment? ...as it cums or so ''rumour'' has it. I'm a self-appointed quality control agent looking for faults in the squeaky Sealy springs. Nice alliteration... I do have an opening for an assistant and happy to alliterate you senseless!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Not revenge just to let a certain guy know that you don't mess with your friends and I .... Had a guy that I had a fling with very boring full of himself anyway he had a fling with my girlfriend after me ( didn't bothered me ) he was going around spreading rumours about her , so I told him that I'm not friends with her now . I get a text " do you want to catch up tonight " Yeh sure !!! I'll be around at 8:30 I'm hungry can you order a tandoori pizza form crust ? 10:30 get another text " pizza waiting " never replied I wasted his night . Following sat night get a text HELLO wtf is he for real ??? So I played the game again , said I'm out in town and met you soon . 4 hrs later he's still waiting for me with a hard on thinking he would get lucky NO chance Texted him the next day and told him his a pathetic man he got done !!! My girlfriend gave him a text to tell him that we both were on to him tosser ..... Moral of the story treat people nice karma is a bitch !!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
After many years of being seperated from my not so loving wife , I smile every time I bump into old mutual friends. All the hate and anger false accusations directed towards me. it is nice to hear all her friends have moved on and she is far from happy and still talks about me. It was never revenge I sought nor wanted it was alway the karma I was waiting for to catch up with her Now that karma is just so so sweet. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
the question wasn't if you believed in revenge or not...... I read in these forums a lot but rarely comment because people don't stick to to the topic.....I find people are very judgemental and its unnecessary.... stick to the topic start your own thread on why revenge isn't healthy!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Dont think I can recall a topic where it HASNT veered off the rails at some point ???
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RHP User
9 years ago
Although I agree in part and respect your opinion, and indeed expressed that earlier within this topic pre-coffee one morning, if we all stuck to the topic 100%, rigidly that is, the conversation would be too restrained/restricted. Different thoughts promote conversation which is usually not too far off the topic, and conversation is what a forum is, bouncing back and forward with thoughts and emotions or experiences to share, learning along the way, sometimes clashing, but we're human, thank God. Yes, at times I have the same thought, but it's not reality and it would be boring IMHO and not condusive to promoting critical thinking. I got a bit antsy at the start of this thread, only because the fun can sometimes get lost somewhere in translation, but I've been guilty of that too. I actually like people veering off topic for the above mentioned reasons, so long as they don't come in to sling shit with the judgements, so that part I do agree can be a problem. But again, it's human, it's all good
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OkeyDoke45
9 years ago
Just a quick note to say that a friend of mine did the same the other year - his wife left him and took him to the cleaners, it was brutally hard for him. When he received his divorce papers he had a divorce party. I swear it helped him pick up the pieces and move on. As somebody who is currently going through divorce proceedings, stories like that help me realize that there is life after divorce.
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Seachange
9 years ago
There was this hot middle aged woman who had an affair with this suave sexy middle aged guy - kinda silver fox I think. Passionate sexual lusty affair, fornicating like rabbits at every occasion they can catch... lifts, he apartment, etc. She was very much into him, as a matter of fact, fell hard for him There was a catch, he was a married man with a young girl. She found out too late after she fell madly for him. So she got pregnant and told him. He broke off the affair but too late. She stalked him and his family. befriended the missus. One day, she just paid the wife and kid a visit. Threatened to kill them and boiled the pet bunny... Damn tragic... for the bunny. Oooops, hold on. I think that was the plot from 'Fatal Attraction'. My bad... Moving along.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
nice one you had my full attention, right up until the boiled bunny lol Wonder if the brunettes fell for it as well
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' nice one you had my full attention, right up until the boiled bunny lol Wonder if the brunettes fell for it as well
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Had this sent to me by email years ago, it's an absolute cracker............. After 37 years of marriage, Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded they live in jake and Edith's Multi-million dollar home. Since Jake had better lawyers, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes and crates. On the 2nd day, she had two movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench anymore and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money to purchase a new place. Edith called Jake and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house was worth, but only if she was to sign the papers that day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home .................including the curtain rods This is one lady you don't want to mess with I love justice...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Best one that I've heard from my group of friends was he put fiberglass filings thru her clothing and went one step further and did all the linen closet as well, it took her months to stop scratching - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
But the best revenge is when you get on with life and are happy (too happy to have any animosity at all). That really shits them off. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I am not going to piss anyone off ever, ever again..........
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RHP User
9 years ago
...so I drew a cock on it.
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RHP User
9 years ago
yeah I'm pretty happy I don't have a bunny at this point
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RHP User
9 years ago
...It was a joke. My ex-wife did not suck her thumb, and did I not draw a cock on it. Mind you, she wasn't one for the other either!
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RHP User
9 years ago
My ex cheated on me with a mate after a few months i seen her sister at pub one night always had fantasies about her so i started talkin with her and flirtin long story short got her bak to my place and a mate of mine and we both fuked her allnight was hot as fuk - Posted from rhpmobile
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