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Rib Ticklers - Stockings on a Slinky

October 19 2009

Hi all, I wanted to talk about Rubber Jonnies aka Condoms, what's the best one on the market for larger men or any men? I'm looking for something that will A) FIT B) not make my nob look like a bank robber. C) feel like it's not there. I brought a packet the other day and the things didn't fit. I can't stand condoms, the second my nob see's one it gets all 'nah get it away from me, bugger this' then goes all floppy!!! then it's like trying to put stocking on a slinky!!! Alternatives, suggestions? Condoms equal mood killers. Can't we all just got back to the 60's and 70's free love? We all know that SDI's and Aids are like climate change made up by corporations to make more money. It's a Phallusy :P Andy

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RHP User

15 years ago

I've used hundred of diffferent brands.... because the local sex clinic gives me free samples to try. Just go and get your standard range of tests, tell teh nurse your issue with condoms... and you'll acheive objective A.. but objectives B and C are not possible. I used to have trouble with them... getting them out of the wrappers with my hands all slippery with lube and .... you know slippery stuff... so I get frustrated... lately, I've been unwrapping two and fitting them, one to one ear... so I'm ready for anything... you know... in case, if you weren't wearing one, you could grab one and whack it on, leaving the other one for me to use~ Everyone's a winner! Shrek's got nothing. Hugs Gazza

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RHP User

15 years ago

but these sound good....not sure what size they are though?https://www.clubgallery.com/productdetail.asp?Stockid=54651&Catx=201Also....i hear a dab of lube on the inside of the rubber helps the guy not feel it so much?Good luck...Just my opinion...BJxxx

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RHP User

15 years ago

There is a flared condom that you can get which is a ansell lifestyles brand...it is flared at the tip and are pretty good. I liked them and were easier to get on, but arent to easy to find on the shelf. The bloody things are so tight sometimes with some brands, and I have trouble getting them all the way down. The lifestyles would have to be the best I have found.

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RHP User

15 years ago

You know, always be prepared!Fit one before you go out, and voila!Dunno how well it would work but um, nahh scratch that idea!hehe

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