Romantic night gone wrong!

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  ontheprowl

  5 years ago

  Oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️.. That’s hilarious. I’m Glad you can laugh about it 😂 Good memories

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  AnnieWhichway

  5 years ago

  Prepped for a 'spit roast

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  sweetnsensual

  5 years ago

  Reminds me of the friend who used deep heat instead of lube about ten years ago that ruined the night and the next 4 years lol

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  SpicyKale

  5 years ago

  Annie😂😂😂 Just spat coffee over myself! Sweetnsensual, as close as we've come was Mrs Kale giving me a slow sensual soap up in the shower... right before getting a chunk of it in the eye of my cock. Ended things very abruptly 😳

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  sweetnsensual

  5 years ago

  lol we had a girlfriend pour Bailey’s onto her partners hard cock not realising it would burn the eye too! Still smell like garlic two showers later!

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  I’ve told this story on a few occasions.... An old fwb and I were going at it on her couch...she enjoyed the odd spank, and who was I really to not oblige?? So there she was riding me cowgirl, kissing her neck, chest and squeezing her arse as she did her thing, and I thought I’d surprise her with a slap on the arse.... I’ve wound up, and as I’ve started heading my open hand at her arse, she’s risen and I’ve missed her altogether and spanked my balls instead... Still cracks me up to this day .... Mr Dragon...

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  That's a classic. I bet she has nicknamed you cocksmack too dragon_phoniex. Kids are the main one to put a damper on a romantic night. Just when your about to climax and they start crying and your not sure whether to finish or go straight there...

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Campingcouple.... I knew I could be a bit of a ball breaker, but I never knew that at some point the ballad that I was to be busting, we’re going to belong to me 😂😂 Mr Dragon

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