RHP

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Rough sex and maintaining functionality.

February 15 2013

sex

How does this even work? Seems I wind up in the same boat every fucking time. Great sex and shitty functionality.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    PLease explain

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Shinasbabe27'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Can't keep Mr Willy Wonker stiff? Is that what you mean? Maybe a slap across your little head and a stern talking too.... The rougher the better. :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It's all about the penis.... Don't cha know that already??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Did you bend it, break it, just a little bit?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ....you can't bust a chubby after asking a woman to step on your balls whilst wearing stiletto heel?What the hell did you expect?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    learn to compensate in other areas and that is why the sex is so great. If they want to keep a lady interested then they invariably are great at oral, have magic hands and all is good. If the functionality is what is killing it...this can be acheived with toys...if it means that much to you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...when a cougar finally squirts one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I had a secret, on again, off again, fling with a UNI student for much of last year. It was an emotional roller coaster for both of us. A planned once off that seemed to get extended over and over again. Usually at her request.But you know what? Stressing about what was going on in that head of her's meant she never ever saw me with a proper hard on. Fuck knows what would of happened if we both ever managed to relax?As embarrassing as that part is, I'd do it all again.I'm not sure I've ever met a woman that responded so well to touch. I still shiver thinking of it.~seriously can't believe I just typed that~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    well you guys put a smile on my face for the weekend!! lol I too am confused, how can one be "having great sex" if you're not hard or keeping it hard once starting?? Wouldnt seem so great to me....Maybe you arent meant for rough sex, maybe you and your appendage are better suited to some slow, sensual stuff, which can be just as wonderful, and helps maintain the errrr momentum..If its happening all the time, its time to review tactics! (or get some pills)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' That.... and the profile.... are just plain.... odd.DG Didn't even read the profile, it would have made sense then... sort of

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    How can one have "great" sex and Shitty function.... OP... I'm a Queenslander as well... Please explain?? Does your boat have a HOLE??? Confused Foxy- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    He's from my neck of the woods and I don't even understand

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    How rude are you lot? The OP is a genuine nice guy who goes to the Chatrooms regularly and is well liked in there for his maturity and non sleaziness! You guys go on about Newbies on the Forums...well....no wonder they don't come back! I am disappointed in you DG for yet putting ANOTHER new person down (or reg), that seems to be your M.O on here! A please explain would have sufficed...no need to attack the OP or his profile or where he is from! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Sorry Fun. :( I am making assumptions I know. But from the way the OP has worded it sounds like he is taking about willy issues. But we will only know when he comes back and clarifies. Heapsawesome.... Come back!! Tell us what you mean. ;-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    And I really don't think most of us were rude, though I agree about the "odd" thing. I was just quoting Dave Dee, Dozy et al. Kinda.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Yep that profile of his is certainly an odd one..........especially his reference to searching for a female version of roger ramjet....hmmmmmm......

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    12 years ago

    I sometimes overindulge and end up feeling like my bits will never function right again the next day... or sometimes find the people that are really great in the sack are a bit fucked in the head...?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I don't think people were being rude as you put it...probably more "confused" with OP's question. I read as people were not isolating the OP as a person himself but rather more the question. That's How I read it... It upset me to read that `one` person was named in your post..probably had been better if emailed that person and sort what ever in private - not aired for others to see..That turns me off more than anything being a newbie.. Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    you are defendikng the OP xfunloving,I was makking fun of me as I genuinely didn't and still don't understand the question. The profile is quirky and is more interesting for that reason....not the usual templates.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I think the OP is having great sex but may not be having an orgasm when he finishes?Women eh !

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' you are defendikng the OP xfunloving,I was makking fun of me as I genuinely didn't and still don't understand the question The profile is quirky and is more interesting for that reason....not the usual templates. I didn't say everyone...I said everyone that had a go at his profile .. etc....You didn't do that...You were one of the ones that asked him to elaborate on his question! It just angers me that people do not give newbies a go on here unless he has a 6 pack and is a stunning looking guy! It's the digs at the profile (which I find quirky and fun too) that irks me the most! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'Freya13' you are defendikng the OP xfunloving,I was makking fun of me as I genuinely didn't and still don't understand the question The profile is quirky and is more interesting for that reason....not the usual templates. I didn't say everyone...I said everyone that had a go at his profile .. etc....You didn't do that...You were one of the ones that asked him to elaborate on his question! It just angers me that people do not give newbies a go on here unless he has a 6 pack and is a stunning looking guy! It's the digs at the profile (which I find quirky and fun too) that irks me the most! xFunlovingx His profile is "odd", I don't think I'd call that "having a go" at his profile.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion & if people can't say something as mild as a profile being "odd" then what is the point of saying anything. It wasn't meant to be mean or belittling at all, not from me anyway.It's not great or bad, just odd...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    about giving new people a fair go,it is quite intimidating to put up a new post sometimes ,particularly if it's your first one. OE,odd is quirky too, I like both.I hope the OP does come back to elaborate. Here is a quote from Jenna Jameson Making eye contact during rough sex,is roughly the equivalent of trying to read Dostoevsky on a roller coaster.....perhaps that is what he means.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hi! Hun :0 I checked your profile out too ..Thanks for your Interesting Section about yourself However instead of sharing someone elses words .How about making it simple and say some awesome things about who you are what genmeral Interests or fun ones you'd love to share with a Friend/Playmate .. In seeking a Playmate ..Roger ramjety isn't exactly a great choice.. 1 He was Male so are you looking for a TS TV? 2 He Popped Pills wore an astronaut suit damned hard to remove in the height of Passion .and had a group of kids following him around all the time.../ Is that you Fantasy ? Or are you expecting a Playmate to use a strap on you to give it too you like Roger Ramjet? PT2 Your Topic.. 1 Stop fussing over your lack ofpenile functionality ...That's screwing with your mind and body before you even get to have fun .. I'm also wondering if you're trying to keep it up more times than you can without taking a break for 30mins then going again. In the meantime have some rough foreplay at Intermission keep it going... Answer get some of those AMP medicated films (Ithink it's called,they advertise and give a number and website sorry I'm not sure on it right now just put it in search see how you go or listen out for the ad..) You put on your tongue or some viagra but get checked by your Dr 1st just incase it's a hormonal thing which can be helped quite easily and cheaper.. Good luck ! Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    no coment for fear of offending anyone

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    is usually severely compromised by rough sex, bruised hips, spasms in the calves, prostate the size of a grapefruit, cramps in the feet.... and you should see me when there has actually been another person involved....

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    I do believe the OP's Topic is about rough sex and functionality...I didn't see him ask about his profile at all! The profile digs were unnecessary to the Topic! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    if I offended you Fun......I am interested to read your response/answer/opinion to the OP

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MissPoppins'if I offended you Fun......I am interested to read your response/answer/opinion to the OP I only looked at this Thread in the first place as the OP had asked the question in the Chatrooms and as the room was going so fast he got not replies! He then asked if he should ask the question in the Forums and I told him that yes he should post it on here as he will get help with his question! I now feel embarrassed for telling him he would get help as only a couple of posters answered him as best they could! I agree that the question could have been elaborated on..but surely it wasn't too hard to just ask that instead of massacre his profile isn't it? I think people forget too many times that there is indeed another human being on the other side of the screen with actual problems and feelings! And that is sad! I just don't understand why people have to be like sheep and follow everyone else to have a dig at the OP's profile! As I said, it wasn't necessary! The OP was distressed in the Chatrooms at the time, so I am guessing whatever happened to him had been fresh in his mind and it had upset him? xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    can certainly see your point of view, thank you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    in rough sex OP is that we tap into our primal selves.It is very much about letting go of our normal facades of civilised humanity.That can be very scarey and certainly is not conducive to functionality.Maybe you felt that a line had been crossed because you saw and experienced a part of you that previously you were not familar with.,or perhaps you have shocked yourself because you have found that you really enjoy it. This is all pure speculation on my part,but if the sex is consensual,what you did is consensual,then there is nothing to worry about IMO.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    i actually really liked his profile...funny and quirky and a little insane but you know, i kinda like that...lolHeapsawesome9899 you really should come back and explain your question...we arent mindreaders....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Howver, at the risk of drawing criticism to myself (oh well!!) I am with funloving on this. Not all posts though, only one in particular that was really just rude and condescdending at the very least. Hardly suprising though, as I read same post I did shake my head thinking "that would be right"...   That was the kind of comment/post that keeps us lurkers lurking...   I looked at the profile in question and yes its quirky! It made me smile at the very least, almost a giggle....   Msfun

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    condescending is how its spelt, I know I know...........................