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June 15 2014

What is the one thing anyone has ever said to you during or right after sex that completely threw you off? (Positive or negative.)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    "Let's make a baby" ...... Errr what the??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The man in my bed attempted to say something like: "I love you pushing back against me", but due to a lack of blood to his brain, all that came out was "I love you..." Made us both stop in our tracks!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    I know this is going to sound weird to some. This one time with a lover who was just into me, treated me with the dignity and respect I deserved and the passion was unbelievably just soul naked sex...took me to the next level and it over whelmed me to the brink where I was ill in the from a million plus butterflies going crazy in my stomach. I just couldn't handle those emotions as I had never felt them before, so I'm guessing that level is not for me. It took me a good day and 1/2 to come off the endorphin rush. I felt like I had totally lost myself during that time. Beautiful confident sexy men do something to me, that it literally scares me and frightens the be-jesus out of me! I have to turn them down as I don't want to go through that again - it drives me mental! Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' The man in my bed attempted to say something like: "I love you pushing back against me", but due to a lack of blood to his brain, all that came out was "I love you..." Made us both stop in our tracks! I had to read that twice as I thought that read CRACKS!! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You never answered the question. The one thing anyone has said?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    OOps.....my bad! I'll come back and answer once I have lost my embarrassment. Foxy

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    I want to feel you cum on my cock so can I take the condom off..... 👎 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That's right, that's right oh Daddy say come for me Mummy............ Um where do I go from there, out the door and really fast, but it was my house!!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It wasn't me / my partner, but ...I was having a weekend break and a local resort and catching an early morning workout in the gym. Besotted young couple came in, didn't realise I was on the rower just around the corner and thought they had the place to themselves. Buff young Mr was pumping some serious iron while Mrs sat and watched. It must have gotten too much because she suddenly proclaimed loudly “you fucked me so good last night you reminded me of Sylvester Stallone!” I pissed myself laughing as the young couple scurried for the door!Rocky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    is it in yet?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My brother's name is Craig.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    11 years ago

    "You're a dirty fucker. I offer you my pussy and you stick your tongue straight in my arse" Oops. I must visit the optometrist. Hugs Gazp - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I kindly reminded our guest to put a condom on. He responded under his breath: "It's only anal..." Suffice to say he was not invited over again. x Ms Shout.

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    Good morning all, was feeling shitty, but reading your posts has me giggling like crazy. It's amazing what is said in the throes of passion! Meeka ...hubby thinks you are hilarious! Fun in the forums again. yay M & A xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thank you.

  • ThingsnStuff

    ThingsnStuff

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'tryst_and_shout' I kindly reminded our guest to put a condom on. He responded under his breath: "It's only anal..." Suffice to say he was not invited over again. x Ms Shout. I think in that situation we would have ended it then and there. Before I meet Mrs was asked by one woman if I would do her with out a condom, Though always being a firm believer I politely declined and continued on, don't think she was to disappointed though as she happily came back for more.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    If this was positive or negative.... You give head like a porn star 😕😕 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Now you've got what I've got!! 👿 fucktard sleaze

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    A condom WAS worn but I was a little freaked.....like SERIOUSLY......Who thinks that kind of shit is funny?? The nicest thing said recently.... (After a comment about being pinned down after wrestling) "Sliding inside you at the same tme is bliss though."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Which was the type with wooden slats, with mattress on top... With long time partner... Slats break and we fall two feet (to the sound of many 'snapping sounds'), just as she comes. She says, soon after "Fuck... Steve, I felt the earth move..." I'd love to take credit... And I DO!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I just said my name.... Oh, well... Can't put the Genie back in.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    My ex wife said.... "I think I've decided you're too long for me" My thought...... Oh, really?.... compared to..... who?!!! Not long after..... time of death was called on the relationship.,' DG

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    11 years ago

    What a party pooper xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A few months ago I met a danish girl at a bar I was at. She invited me back to hers. We started having sex. We were enjoyimg ouselves - than 10 minutes in she goes quiet. I asked her what was wrong, and she burst into tears. She said she had a boyfriend back at home. I hugged her - told her she was young and these decisions don't define her, then left. Beautiful girl with a kind heart.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Welcome back. (Again.)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Openly... I had the same experience a year ago when I was helping out a gorgeous couple... One of my proudest moments, breaking the bed 😄 @ meeka... I thought strappy had been "fixed" ... No bambinos for him ? Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' "Let's make a baby" ...... Errr what the?? A recent meet with a guy ( from GC) asked me the same question! He then proceeded to tell me he does not want me to be with anybody else and then wanted me to yell out loud "I love you!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing! I just stopped and looked at him and said "You gotta be kidding?". Possessive bastard! Obviously I didn't want to meet up with him again despite his repeated request to meet up in some of my business trips interstate. What is going on in his head, I wonder.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' Openly... I had the same experience a year ago when I was helping out a gorgeous couple... One of my proudest moments, breaking the bed 😄 @ meeka... I thought strappy had been "fixed" ... No bambinos for him ? Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... NOT the only bed I've broken... LOL

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    I hope it's not who I think it is??? Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    thought i was a champion when making love i could see i was making her toes curlwhen i told her , she was yeah thats only happening cause you didnt give me time to take my stockings off!!!

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I hope it's not who I think it is??? Foxy Not sure who you have in mind but not him, as haven't meet him. This is a different guy, from GC. A horrid experience and I believe some gals know about him. Too bad as he looks very hot and seem like a gentleman before we got intimate in the hotel. Definitely will not be calling in on him on my trips. Not into pain nor self-destruction. Lol. Just astonishing.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I hope it's not who I think it is??? Foxy Yes....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    WOW with a great big smile on her face and we didn't even have intercourse. Never had that happen before its a great feeling

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    What would you say if someone said...... "You are too "dangerous" to be around, because I would not be able to control myself around you??" Would you feel offended or take it as a compliment? Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Being called by another persons name is a Big thanks but no thanks i am out of here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Foxy, it would see it as someone dumping me in the nicest possible way. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    One night, just started and the words " it works better if you take my panties off" and you know what it does!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Definately a compliment

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'caughtup62' One night, just started and the words " it works better if you take my panties off" and you know what it does!Really? Lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The Good... hearing my partner screaming my name... I was in the other room whilst she and my friend were hard at it (Freaked my friend out big time) The Bad... being called daddy just as we both climaxed... not really into that kind of thing and it felt a bit weird afterwards. SG

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Maybe I should write it as a forum? hummmmmm Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    With a younger Lady (15 years diff), when I first started dating after being a "recluse" for 10 years... First time out, we managed 'simultaneous O' and afterwards she put her hand out to shake mine... (Whaa???) I felt like she was saying "Congratulations, Granddad... You did well... (pat on head). That was a big surprise!!!" Ahem... Ladies, we men are good till 80, at least (And NO!!! I've not had to resort to any pills)... LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I pushed him off of me onto the floor and said "go buy some smaller condoms that actually fit you then!!" I got up, got dressed and left. I was so pissed off!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Melbourne_Babe' I pushed him off of me onto the floor and said "go buy some smaller condoms that actually fit you then!!" I got up, got dressed and left. I was so pissed off! Some just don't get it... That would be very disturbing...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Right after when the guy pulls out & says "ah, the condom broke", yeah, that's kinda a freak out moment.

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Melbourne_Babe' I pushed him off of me onto the floor and said "go buy some smaller condoms that actually fit you then!!" I got up, got dressed and left. I was so pissed off! Did he bring his own and they didn't fit ???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Are you saying if Melbourne Babe had provided them there may have been some truth to his excuse?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    so many guys do that!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Openly1' With a younger Lady (15 years diff), when I first started dating after being a "recluse" for 10 years... First time out, we managed 'simultaneous O' and afterwards she put her hand out to shake mine... (Whaa???) I felt like she was saying "Congratulations, Granddad... You did well... (pat on head). That was a big surprise!!!" Ahem... Ladies, we men are good till 80, at least (And NO!!! I've not had to resort to any pills)... LOL she faked it babe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm not familiar with the finer points of 'casual safe sex'... I'm used to both parties getting tested and swapping results and then, beginning an exclusive relationship... So, I'm assuming here... Is the man expected to bring his own condoms? (I would think that's reasonable)... Or is the Lady expected to keep a range of different sizes? P.S. To show my TOTAL unfamiliarity... I wasn't aware that they came in different sizes, never having had to buy them... LOL. (But then, on thinking about it, I suppose they would have to, wouldn't they?)

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Maybe ye could use water balloons next time

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Was always here. Just haven't been too active. Finding the forums a little repetitive recently and work-life is killing my mojo-jojo. Still lala love you all.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Do you really get tested with your prospected partner before commencing any form of sexual activity? I respect that. But I find it barely feasible. I can only imagine the difficulty it would cause in getting action from rhp.

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    10 years ago

    I once said "You're such a naughty girl!" To which she replied, "why am i naughty" (still totally into it), and for some reason i couldn't come up with anything, probably all the blood rushing elsewhere. I was expecting something like "what are you going to do to me" or "i need to be punished" or something. So from my silence she thought something was wrong and stopped and i had to spend 5 minutes explaining that it wasn't anything bad, I'd just drawn a mental blank for some reason. took another 10 minutes to get her back into the mood.

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Are you saying if Melbourne Babe had provided them there may have been some truth to his excuse? I always have tighter fitting ones on hand because I've somehow managed to steal condoms off hard cocks during doggy style, so now I don't take any chances.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Cognescenti' Do you really get tested with your prospected partner before commencing any form of sexual activity? I respect that. But I find it barely feasible. I can only imagine the difficulty it would cause in getting action from rhp. No he said you get tested before becoming exclusive with each other. Which of course only happens after you have been seeing each other for awhile. And Openly they don't really come in different sizes. I think most are one size fits all.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    10 years ago

    You can buy different sized condoms. It's a bit of a marketing ploy as one size will stretch to fit all cummers. You can also buy, for instance, extra thick for added safety for those who like it a bit rough... Next time you go to the sex clinic to get tested, ask for assorted samples. Hugs Gazpacho - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    So what are the sizes? Large, Grande and Bodacious Tool.

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    They come in four sizes,RegularLargeExtra largeRHP standard Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' So what are the sizes? Large, Grande and Bodacious Tool. Is there a fun size?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' So what are the sizes? Large, Grande and Bodacious Tool. Is there afunsize?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Melbourne_Babe' Quoting 'Openly1' With a younger Lady (15 years diff), when I first started dating after being a "recluse" for 10 years... First time out, we managed 'simultaneous O' and afterwards she put her hand out to shake mine... (Whaa???) I felt like she was saying "Congratulations, Granddad... You did well... (pat on head). That was a big surprise!!!" Ahem... Ladies, we men are good till 80, at least (And NO!!! I've not had to resort to any pills)... LOL she faked it babe That's just plain cruel... my dear.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Cognescenti' Do you really get tested with your prospected partner before commencing any form of sexual activity? I respect that. But I find it barely feasible. I can only imagine the difficulty it would cause in getting action from rhp. Well, prior to joining this site, as explained... I have only had 'Monogamous sex' through either meeting ladies at parties, Clubs etc, OR on the likes of RSVP, eHarmony etc... Where it takes a few dates for it to be considered proper to get to the 'intimate' stage... You may be surprised at the number of ladies on RHP that are looking for something of a more permanent nature... But, of course, I know how to use a condom and certainly would if would if it was to come to that... But you must admit... there's nothing more 'certain' than mutual testing...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Cognescenti' Do you really get tested with your prospected partner before commencing any form of sexual activity? I respect that. But I find it barely feasible. I can only imagine the difficulty it would cause in getting action from rhp. No he said you get tested before becoming exclusive with each other. Which of course only happens after you have been seeing each other for awhile. And Openly they don't really come in different sizes. I think most are one size fits all. Thanks Meeka... This is what I was saying. It's just that I haven't been in a situation where I've jumped into sex with a lady in the first couple of weeks (I like to have connection) and 'dare I say it' - level of affection...Plus there are plenty of other 'pre-intercourse' activities to keep both busy while we get t know each other in a more 'personal sense' Don't misunderstand... I can and will 'jump in' if that's what both want... I mean, I am here... So, certainly NO judging from me... WHATSOEVER!!!

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    10 years ago

    You're hopeless Craig 😝

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    do you think S###e will like my hair color. WTF that was my last regular. she would always talk alone these lines during sex major turn off asking a guy if another guy would like something about you during sex

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Openly sounds like you don't use condoms? And women think it's okay to for-go the condom after they have know the guy a few weeks. No wonder the highest increase in STI's is in newly single women in their 40's.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    "I want you to stick it in my shitter!" It's quite true... I think anyone would agree, the comedy value somewhat outstripped the erotic content of this particular suggestion.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Openly sounds like you don't use condoms? And women think it's okay to for-go the condom after they have know the guy a few weeks. No wonder the highest increase in STI's is in newly single women in their 40's. Hi Meeka, I am sorry, but you are dead wrong... And I have to say I resent your assumption. At NO time here have I suggested that I would have sex indiscriminately or IRRESPOSIBLY AND the amount of time I've known someone would never have a bearing on whether I use a condom or not. I don't care if a lady allowed me to go without anyway... without testing, I would never consider it. EVER!!! I am NOT in the habit of endangering the health of others or myself, nor am I in the habit of perpetuating the spread of anything, no matter how slim the chance may be. Above all, I am a responsible and caring human being who would never knowing harm anyone for any reason. Thank you. I would never engage in any 'sex act' likely to pass on an STI, without either: 1. Using a condom.2. Both parties being tested and cleared and evidence of same being shown. I've simply just not been in the position to have to, up till now... and it may not happen... But if I was I such a position, I would certainly use a condom or 'abstain' (I can wait till hell freezes over, before I give or contract ANY STI). The one thing I do like about 'prior testing' is that condoms DON'T protect against HPV (Wart Virus - the major cause of cervical cancer), which can be transmitted from the inner thighs, testes, labia, anal area and other places that a condom does not cover. So good luck with your condom. I'll request getting tested as well. Herpes can be transmitted without any sign of a lesion. The virus lives in the skin and travels up the nerve endings, before an attack and during this time it is contagious and unseen. Also a condom does NOT cover against the areas where herpes can be located (I'm talking mainly herpes Type 2, obviously). ** Both of these infections are incurable and life long... So, I'm sorry, but I will also get tested, which I do every 6 months as a matter of course, as I worked for years in the Security Industry and it was standard practice for us to do so, as we dealt with druggies, drunks, fights and street prostitutes... I don't work in the Industry anymore, but as force of habit, I still get tested anyway. So, please don't assume that because I PREFER the 'surety' of testing against condoms, doesn't mean I don't or won't use one whenever I have the slightest need to. Thank you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Nearly ALL of the women I have been intimately involved with in the last 8 years, have been in the age group you suggest, except for the one that "Melbourne_Babe" suggested had "FAKED IT", who was 35 at the time... I and all of them were tested. After the time period advise by the Doctor, we engaged in unprotected sex, knowing that each was STI free and committed to each other. I have been in contact with all but one at some point after parting company and neither I nor them have contracted any STI whatsoever... So, if there is an age group more prone to infection, I am certainly NOT responsible for a single ONE!!! Because I have not had occasion to use a condom, doesn't mean I won't and, as I've said, I prefer the safer and 'fool-proof' method of safe sex... That being... "Make sure no-one has any diseases"... That, I'm sure is preferable to anyone... Who is in not so much of a hurry as to be unable to wait... As I've said, and as is in my profile, I am ideally looking for a more permanent relationship and have found that there are a number of ladies on RHP who are looking for the same thing. I'm sure those looking for the same thing, will not have a problem waiting for some results. And will also appreciate the knowledge that they are having sex with someone who is STI FREE. If per chance, they wish to move a little more quickly I will use a condom. I just prefer the extra safety and knowledge of a 100% guarantee... Thanks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'crazyastheyget' MrGray101 ex iceman666 what other lies do you tell everyone. i wonder why i havent seen your "regular" since a couple of weeks. What did you do to her this time Please keep your personal shit off the forums (especially mine.) Hugs.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Thanks for sticking to the topic, everyone.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Thanks for sticking to the topic, everyone. What's the topic again?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    All you had to say was that you get tested before going into an exclusive relationship with someone without condoms. And no condoms don't mean you wont get an STI. I know. PS: I am one of those annoying people who don't read long posts. TLDR so I only skimmed your response so probably missed some points. PSS: By the way, getting an STI is not the end of the world. Resent that you are making out like it is the worst thing ever. Quite frankly the more common STI's doing the rounds are easier to cure than the flu.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You're welcome. Now come kiss my arse.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    There is no words for it. Yet it sure does sound good. Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ok, that was in my dreams.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    Zentrel... That cracked me up! Spat my soup all down the front of me LMAO... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In the middle of sex she would whisper 'I love your dickie'. It always threw me off!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    about that meander.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' All you had to say was that you get tested before going into an exclusive relationship with someone without condoms. And no condoms don't mean you wont get an STI. I know. PS: I am one of those annoying people who don't read long posts. TLDR so I only skimmed your response so probably missed some points. PSS: By the way, getting an STI is not the end of the world. Resent that you are making out like it is the worst thing ever. Quite frankly the more common STI's doing the rounds are easier to cure than the flu. No problem... from what I can see from my end is that there was a misunderstanding about what was meant to be said and what was understood from what was said. I know there are STI's (those I mentioned) that have very high occurrence rates (up to 70% of the pop) an most are unaware of their status, as most are asymptomatic. I know some are not 'the end of the world'. I agree. It's the ones that are 'life-changing' and can be potentially fatal that concern most. I just prefer to take the safest road... and also, as I explained, I haven't been in the situation of not being able to take the time to be tested prior to contact. I have no qualms with those that choose either method, just so long as we all practice 'safe sex', regardless... I think we both agree on that most important point...P.S. Yes... I DO tend to take the 'long' road when posting. I'll try to 'downsize. . Although I don't know how much success I'll have.Having agreed on these main issues... problem solved... .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'mrgray101' about that meander. You stuck to the topic!

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Cuckle_shells' In the middle of having sex a man said to me Can you write me a validation? Good to know he was thinking about the big picture. Shells. Shells, maybe your validation should have been "struggles to be in the moment"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have had the making baby question a few times, usually before intercourse. I had a guy stop to tell me it was like being in love again. Then the second time that he did love me...there was not a third time.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    LMAO As soon as I mention I can not have children due to medical reasons....they run out the door! Like David Cooperfield *Poof...gooooooonski!* Foxy *yet to me a man who does not want any more children, who wants to travel and live life to the fullest! :) *

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You just reminded me of this guy, when right in the middle of everything, starts saying "so are you going to tell your friends how good I am, cause I'm good aren't i". Right, someone knows their timing lol.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    I've had a couple of GF"s tell me on several occasions, where the man has asked them about me whom they are with... "So when do I get to meet Foxy??" and "Foxy rejected me :(" and "Can you give Foxy my number" It's rude and an offensive to my GF's - you don't use them like that to get to me. It says to me, you do not respect my friends, let alone yourself. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    She said fuck me in the arse ? I was already fucking her arse? She said she meant fuck me harder in my arse lmao So I did ;)

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Openly1' P.S. Yes... I DO tend to take the 'long' road when posting. I'll try to 'downsize. . Although I don't know how much success I'll have. Yes, would be nice if you can make your posts shorter and more succinct. Lol. I have short attentions span.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Please tell me what a naughty baby boy I am......Do you have a bottle opener?....and not during but after....I will tell my wife about you,I hope it makes her jealous xAuntie

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The attention span of a gnat.....I rarely read longggg posts,especially if they are Wagnerian sagas :-) xAuntie

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'AuntieEdna2' The attention span of a gnat.....I rarely read longggg posts,especially if they are Wagnerian sagas :-) xAuntieDITTO

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I've seriously. had a girl ask in bed if I'd be keen on farting up against each other. We had a lot to drink but wtf haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yours reminds me of a story a"friend" told me. When he was backpacking through Europe. He was staying in London and met a lovely local lass, she invited him back to her place for the night. While unlocking the door to her flat she tuned to him and said in her cocknee accent " Oi. I'm on me rag but you can stick it in me shitter" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'beavril' Yours reminds me of a story a"friend" told me. When he was backpacking through Europe. He was staying in London and met a lovely local lass, she invited him back to her place for the night. While unlocking the door to her flat she tuned to him and said in her cocknee accent " Oi. I'm on me rag but you can stick it in me shitter" - Posted from rhpmobile I heard that an Australian lass said that to Jeremy from Top Gear when he was in Australia! They lied! lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    "if you were my wife, I would fart on you right now" *insert face with shocked eyes and mouth hanging open here*

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    10 years ago

    Somebody once told be while I was going down on him that I was gorgeous and even more so with his cock in my mouth. Ummm....... Thanks? x Me - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Put it in... :( Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...