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December 02 2015

So imagine this .... I'm in a passionate clinch with a gorgeous lover and I'm a little flustered due to his ministrations and I seriously can't remember the conversation but I respond to his statement with IKR (I know right?). Now this shouldn't be new to him, we often laugh at the talk of teenagers and make reference to this particular acronym. What bought me to hysterics is the fact that he responded with a "Indonesian Kitchen Rules?" He was literally lost for words, so was I because I couldn't stop laughing, to which he responded with 'we have to catch our breath .... from breathing'. new rounds of laughter ensued! My question is, has a lover been so 'fucked senseless' by you that they have said something really stupid mid session or after? Or were you fucked senseless that you said something silly? Please share :) Mary xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Forgot the rest of the sentence he was meaning to say mid-way, so only the first three words came out. "I love you..." Quickest I've ever seen a guy go soft.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When I'm so turned on and he's pumping away and giving me multiple orgasms, I tend to jabber on a bit. In what language? It certainly isn't a common spoken language 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    I can see this becoming a "I fucked her so damn good that she...." fest...lol My experiences haven't so much been that words were mixed or lost........ but that they passed out. That was a bit concerning the first time.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    a grade 10 and a half one night.....we fucked standing, sitting, doggie, cowgirl reverse cowgirl, 2.5 reverse pike with a forward 1.5 somersault while eating an aero bar(we making those bubbles of nothing quite the something), and she blurts out:- "DG does it better!!!" Love ya bro, platonically, don't make it weird!!!!! I already did that for ya :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A man who loves my profile and would like to meet. A rather silly thing to say, seeing we had sex last year. I must have really fucked him senseless.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    *tensions upper lip* Snickers..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    that fucked me senseless literally passed out after, well won't give specifics but the grand finale. He's very talented and fast forward 3 rounds, after he'd been up really early for work and a long work day, I nearly killed him lol me however, I would have continued through the night. Can't get enough. He had to get up early again so I gathered up my things, grabbed a white board marker and wrote a message for him on his fridge, something like 'you rock' and drove home. He expended that much energy and knows how to pleasure. Unfortunately after a long association, he was a no show for our last meet so is now a nice memory only. As far as remembering names, I've had quite a few fuck buddies where I don't know their name, because I don't want to. They might call me touch, I call them whatever, a name isn't important, it's what they do for me when they're here. I have screwed up text messaging royally though, texting 2 guys at the same time lol omg laughed for days over that - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    we could start a data base of guys that fuck us senseless op? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    This should be fun...... Pondering the range of your options of reply.

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    "...the first time"??? I'm a little afraid to ask - how many times has it happened? And all with the same person? Enquiring minds want to know! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    One time at bandcamp lol this guy would fall asleep after orgasm haha the first time I didn't know what to do, just waited quietly, it was a bit awkward. Then I think I said 'are you awake?' You know when you ask the question so their brain engages and they wake up ☺same at future meets. Guess you can call that passing out but I can't take credit for fucking his brains out as the cause, gym work had him spent with no fuel left. Answer? Take spare protein shakes - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That Snickers made me feel better. *sniggers*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Didn't even know this ladies name but yet mid fuck she breaks out the " I love you " and quickly tried to cover it up with " your cock I love your cock " couldn't stop laugh while still fucking her to another orgasm she was so embarrassed kind of turned me on more though knowing how much she was enjoying it lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Ok, I'm intrigued! DG, passed out, now that's impressive! Did she hit her head or something? Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Missed your calling! I think you should be a commentatator at the next Olympics ! 😆 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Goodness me, He is an idiot! Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I soooo luuuurrrrvvvveee the kissing, but not the tellin lol! 😘 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    On two memorable occasions mid session...first one wanted to phone a friend,second wanted a bottle opener,yep I had fucked them senseless 😁xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I just enjoy watching you devour nuts :p Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    9 years ago

    A while back, after a late night out, a friend drove me home. In our haste to get out of the car and into the house, she parked really badly. After an enthusiastic and energetic night, we finish things off and she collapses on the floor next to the bed. Not more than a minute later, there's an urgent knock at the door. I look at the clock - it's 6 a.m. I throw on a robe and run downstairs to see who's knocking. I open it up and it's the next door neighbors - because of my friend's poor parking job, they're not able to get their car out of our shared driveway. I run back upstairs and she's still limply laying face-down where I left her. I say to her, "You've got to move your car - it's blocking the driveway." "I just came - I can't move. You have to move it." So, I threw on some shorts and a t-shirt, rummaged through her purse to find the keys and with great embarrassment, moved her car so the neighbors could get out. I was just as happy that the neighbors never mentioned it again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I was very young and totally exhausted after a good session, when I must have uttered, "will you marry me", and so began the biggest mistake of my life, or one of the biggest, I don't learn from my mistakes

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Love a dirty story hotwives, I'll have to just use my imagination 😀 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Many many moons ago , I took this drop dead gorgeous girl up to this expensive retreat up in the Blue Mountains a friend of mine owned... or so I thought.. Turned out this retreat was a old converted scout hall with a few bunks in it.. I apologized for my mates sense of humour but she just laughed and got straight down to business.. She was on fire, and went for hours until in the end I had no more ejaculate to shoot and she was red raw.. we were both exhausted.. but I still remembered her name.. I think ? nice memory

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' This should be fun...... Pondering the range of your options of reply. Saying I was disappointed he did not remember me. He said "Ah, there was someone else involved, right? I never forget my sexual partners". Ok then...? I can be self- deprecating but I didn't reply to that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It was the young ladies first threesome and the first time she had met the Hitachi Wand.. She screamed during orgasm/s for a few minutes, eyelids flickered a few times, eyes rolled back and she squirted and passed out. She was dazed and didn't quite know where she was for a minute or two after waking up and most of what she said was impossible to understand.Record wet spot it was awesome.

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    9 years ago

    when I was having an affair with a very attractive lady ( she was a friend of my wife and they each knew about the situation, ...........a long story) , any we were in the middle of passionate sex, well actually about finished this particular round when expressing my pleasure and gratitude , I called this woman my wife's name. I became very red faced but luckily she laughed it off, and playfully slapped me.