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Sex at your work place

December 31 2014

Keen to know if anyone has had sex at their work place and what was their experience from the whole act. This would be something I would like to try down the track, so any tips as well will be good.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    to the point I would kill for a bed now. It was novel to begin with but it has lost it's gloss. Probably depends on your work place and how you think you would get away with it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    It was very exciting .... and always had a huge smile on my face whenever I had to go into that particular office afterwards. My tip - look out for the security cameras! LOL Have fun.... LG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Was working out west at the time....got pretty close to the receptionist one afternoon I was late getting back to the office after meetings during the day, turned up to find she had stayed to finish up a few jobs....before i knew it we were naked in my office her straddling me in my chair we finished mocked the party to to her place for the night, was a fun workplace until I moved on nearly a year later.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I work at a school..If you work in construction,that could be. Interesting 😜xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    My desk and meeting table have both been used quite a few times. An old office I had was situated next to the tea room so sometimes it was quite funny to think that on one side of the wall people were making lunch or coffee and chatting whilst on the other side 2 people were naked and fucking. Most enjoyable. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Had lots of sex at work, but then I ran my business and worked from home for many years so guess that does not really count.

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    I get asked all the time whether I've had sex in a classroom. No, I'd be worried that I'd be caught. Two married teachers (not married to each other) were caught having sex in the sports store room, by a group of students. Try diffusing that ! Though I've been told that some teachers are fodder for many a pubescent fantasies. I did play the song 'hot for teacher' for hubby the other day. Mary xx

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    but I have this friend with an office with an amazing view I think it would be pretty cool to fuck on his desk.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Seriously though, back in da day, Mr Poly had one of those jobs where early morning Saturday shifts was required and he held the office keys. Now these were the days, where you used to go out on the piss, and sometimes you either made it in or not......just so Mr Poly did make it to work, he would sometimes sleep at the office to ensure he was there on time. Anyways long story short, Mr Poly would also sometime be amorous in his younger days and would invite certain company to check out the office and one thing would lead to another LOL...so the bosses table, floor, admin block, front counter would all get a going over with certain manoeuvres and positions .....well if those walls, the stains on the carpet ewwwwwww LOL..... could talk and imagine if the boss happened to come in to collect any work LOL..... ahhhhhhh yes, they were the days LOL....

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    They frown on workplace sex at the morgue......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I already get screwed at work every day.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'd vote for Friday to be Casual Sex day.

  • PL1963

    PL1963

    10 years ago

    You're a thinker, I love that. When I was at High School we had casual clothes day, were you paid $1 and got to wear casual clothes to school. I think the same principle would work tomoz. Cheers P.L.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I've done it a few times before and found it extreeeemely exciting but with hindsight, very risky! My tip would probably be to advise against it if you have a job you can't afford to lose!! Some things are very hard to undo ... Amazing and very hot experience, but when I think back, it's more amazing that we were never caught! Flirty x

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    10 years ago

    We all used to get screwed at work.....but then the boss got screwed over ......karma

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have thought about this bofore 😝 But it would have to be super early or really late through the week, or on a weekend and just hope nobody else goes into work lol But the idea of having sex on my desk or in my chair is rather hot lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    We were at my office out of work hours. On my desk, my chair and against the wall. I like that part of the office - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I used to be the manager of a pub and when all of the customers had gone for the night, I'd sometimes have some fun with one of the barmaids. Every time I play pool now it brings back good memories . I don't think the customers knew - a few of them did try to pick up the barmaid in question but no-one else got anywhere. It was quite amusing watching them try, knowing that when they'd all gone I'd be fucking her.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    We used to role play the horny housewife & tradie, she used to dress for the occasion & we'd christen the kitchen bench, vanity basin or walk in robe for the new owners.....always got a smile on my dial when I met the owners at 6month maintenance

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ha!