M48
Sex is good but nothing like the real thing
January 18 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
I know a guy exactly like you. He'll have a wank first thing in the morning, again at work, then when he gets home from work, again after dinner and in between these 'self indulgences' he manages to get a off with a woman as well. You're not odd... just highly testosterone charged. Nothing wrong with that! I do myself reasonably often but nothing can beat the real deal!! Sweet
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RHP User
15 years ago
you know your body is been trained to produce massive amount of sperm, if you stop wanking for two weeks you would of stored so much of it the force could possibly propel her across the room....or make a big mess. either way your almost a xmen.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes I do like a good wank! BUT yes there is but "There have also been times when I have passed up sex because I was having too much fun by myself." for me the real thing is always a preference.
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RHP User
15 years ago
lmao@ sorrentosexy!! ...."almost a xmen" brilliant stuff. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
While I totally understand that feeling of release that comes with masterbation....I can't say that I have ever passed up sex because I'm having too much fun by myself.
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RHP User
15 years ago
the good thing about having Mrs Palmer is that, there are no complications, Just you and your fantasy! You can take as long as you like or not, depending on your mood/needs at the time.Self focus is king! selfish....maybe!Cheers Nev....
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RHP User
15 years ago
but I'd rather have sex.Do you prefer it if its you doing the wanking or someone else? I find i'm better than anyone else at getting me to the edge, but someone else is perfect to keep going and going hell for leather where on my own I might have been satisfied and stopped.
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RHP User
15 years ago
After once again being someone's BOOTY call and feeling crap afterwards, I think you may have a better strategy. In the past I would ALWAYS prefer the real thing over self-pleasure but lately I've discovered that when I masturbate rather than fuck: 1. I don't feel like a slut afterwards; 2. I don't feel like someone's booty call; 3. I don't feel used; 4. I don't feel sad; 5. I don't feel rejected; 6. I don't feel like my self esteem has been jumped on AGAIN. So perhaps you'd like to share with me how you keep your stamina up for so much wanking ???? Is it like training at the gym or for the Olympics ? Is there a particular program I need to put myself through before I'm up to your level of endurance ? I will go to bed pondering whether I should relinquish all RHP men for more self pleasure !!! AND since I'm good at multi-tasking, I could probably masturbate and cook dinner, clean, type a report at the same time. Wow... just think how much more I could achieve in my day ! I think you've enlightened me !! Hugs, Ms Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
de sade, mate i to have wanked up to six times a day regularly, but if offered a nice pussy or tongue instead of the ol hand.....c'mon mate there's no question here seriously. Jus
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RHP User
15 years ago
I sometimes wish I'd had a good pull instead... but hey.. who hasn't had those second thoughts from time to time. Now dont take this the wrong way..... but maybe you should try circle jerking... and see where that leads you. :p I always figure it is best practice not to think too much and just follow your erection where it leads you. Yes, you will end up sticking your cock in places you never imagined possible... but who hasnt woken up the next morning thinking "what was I thinking?" hehe. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Personally....... I would feel really disappointed with myself and maybe even a little unappreciated, if a guy felt the need to pleasure himself after having just had sex with me........ But then i dont get off on my own at all ...ever I need the touch of another ...... and then someone who knows what they are doing...... and when that happens....bliss ensues but then......does it increase your staying power/rebound ability when doing the real thing ?? i might just be able to forgive you lol cheers Miss b
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RHP User
15 years ago
Jeez... Feeding the chooks 14 times in one day! Oh my god!! Well done... lol So when you do have sex, do you close your eyes and pretend you're wanking? I love the title of this thread too... hahaha.... Funny stuff.
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RHP User
15 years ago
1. I don't feel like a slut afterwards; 2. I don't feel like someone's booty call; 3. I don't feel used; 4. I don't feel sad; 5. I don't feel rejected; 6. I don't feel like my self esteem has been jumped on AGAIN.My lovely Miss Saturn... a sexy smart intelligent women such as yourself should NOT be feeling any of the above! Sex should be fun.... no expectations, no sadness, no using, no rejection... just the enjoyment of the moment.... you should be leaving feeling fulfilled, pleased, and above all pleasured... with a very very clear idea of your own self worth imprinted in your mind... please yourself, enjoy yourself and do not let anyone damage your self esteem... you are of course worth so much more... if someone fails to see that, well, that's THEIR loss, certainly not yours!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'saturn86' AND since I'm good at multi-tasking, I could probably masturbate and cook dinner, clean, type a report at the same time. It always comes back to that office fantasy with you doesn't it Saturn!! At least there's likely to be a productivity increase.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi Sophie Nice to know your thoughts. I believe we are all vulnerable at times. Depends on a variety of factors. Trust me... sex is 90% of the time GREAT, INCREDIBLE, AWESOME, MIND BLOWING. I love every moment of it and that's why I do it so often !!! If I was only a booty call then I'd have stopped A LONG time ago !!! I was just in a bad head space when I wrote my post... may have been the 14 hour work day... the no food all day...the PMT... the alignment of the planets ! Seriously, those things should never happen but they do occasionally. There are wolves in sheeps clothes. Luckily there are also lots of genuine guys (and girls) out there. Today is a new day. My motto for today is: Take one step at a time and eventually you've completed a marathon. Cheers and big Hugs, Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
THeres a yahoo site purely for guys who like to wank. They call themselves edgers and will wank all day and not let themselves blow until they've done at least 24 hours........i prefer to shoot a load in about 3 minutes
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RHP User
15 years ago
A man goes to the doctor .Doctor 'how can I help?""Doctor I have a problem when I wake up in the morning my wife wants sex"."And?""I then car pool with the lady next door and she gives me oral sex on the way to work"'Yes go on""Normally I have sex with my secretary over my desk every lunch time""Sir please get to the point""When I get home my cleaning lady asks for anal sex""MR Woods,What is the problem ?""Well Doc when I go to bed it really hurts when I jerk off"
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RHP User
15 years ago
I love the question, when I have sex do I close my eyes and think of wanking? nice. The sad thing is that there have been times when I've had sex & thought I'd prefer a wank.
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RHP User
15 years ago
playfulnoosa,Now that sounds like a massive challenge.Have sex without cumming? no problem no matter how long it lasts.Recieve oral without cumming? same as above.Wanking for nearly 24hrs without cumming, now that is a challenge. Yea, sometimes with foreplay (yes masturbation can involve foreplay) I can take upto an hour before cumming. It is fun to sometimes get to the edge and pull back for a while but 24hrs? Them fellas are on a mission.Also the 14 times is the record, not the norm. Before that it was 8 & sex twice in 24hrs, so as you can tell I was on a mission to not only break my record but smash it into oblivion. I guess the best bit is while wanking I can view multiple women (flicking through the movies) then I can totally change whats happening. One minute I'm doing the old missonary like a good boy, next minute I am being choked & ridden by some crazy dom chick in latex.My imagination usually is sooo much better than the reality of the situation. I guess I just havent found a woman a crazy as I am(in the right ways, met some crazies)But alas I still think about the good ol days. When I was a youngsta, unable to produce wanking was the best. You kept going till it felt like the thing would explode, then you only had to stop for twenty seconds then you where off again.I joined the solo mile hi club when I was young.And mssaturn, just because you mastrabate doesnt mean there isnt abuse. Sometimes after I'm finished I wont talk to myself for hours or I just ring my hand a taxi and politley show it to the door.Thanks everyone for having such a great sense of humour on a subject close to my heart & hand.
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RHP User
15 years ago
That is all. /thread
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RHP User
15 years ago
after that with my hands i'd have no cock left. you must be an xman, ahahahahahaahaEarl.
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RHP User
15 years ago
go hard, so to speak.lol, Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
always thought left handers were wankers. ahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey with complete honesty after the 14 times session I could visibly see marks from where I had taken off skin from all the friction. Also in response to an earlier post (msbowpeek) if a man has already had a crank & is planning to crank after sex, but still is highly enthralled to be intimate with you even though he will not achieve climax I would take that as a big compliment.If a woman told me I had no chance of making her cum but she still wanted to have sex with me, I would feel flattered. (well, firstly I would think she was laying down a challenge!)Also no I am not doing it wrong!Did spend a bit of time in the "industry" working ( mainly for older women who required discretion) and never had a disappointed customer. Had many a return booking.My pimp enjoyed me that much that she gave me an awesome place to live, rent & bill free for a few months. I am very experienced and gifted when it comes to sex. While this sounds like a big note I would gladly give away these talents to erase the experiences that nurtured & developed these talents over the tender years. I would also be quite happy if I was not so sexually Dependant & could spend my life focused on more constructive things.Do you know what its like to have your soldier boy look up at you with his one good eye and say. "you again? Could you please just fuck off & leave me alone? I'm still sore & I have a headache""Shut up, you know you love it, now just close your eye" lol
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